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Some humor to brighten a study filled day

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:35 am
by Hard Heads
A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he

sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let

me bite your breasts for $100?"





"Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around,

runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.



"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.



"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"



So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again;

"Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"



She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars... Ok just

once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."



So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most

perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and

starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them,

burying his face in them, but not biting them.



The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or

not?"



"Nah", says the little old Jewish man... "Costs too much..."

Some humor to brighten a study filled day

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:32 pm
by rockitsauce
nice

Some humor to brighten a study filled day

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:32 pm
by King of Queens
Good thing he was Jewish. Otherwise, the joke wouldn't have made any sense.

Some humor to brighten a study filled day

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:38 pm
by King of Queens
It was pretty funny, though. My day was brightened.

Some humor to brighten a study filled day

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:27 am
by Hard Heads
Originally posted by King of Queens:

Good thing he was Jewish. Otherwise, the joke wouldn't have made any sense. Yeah I thought it was a little offensive, but the stereotype was what made it make sense.