Fantasy Camp

[DOUGHBOYS]

Let's check in on the kiddo's....

Winston's Empire:
Did you hear what that kid over there said?

KJ Duke:
Walla Walla? What'd he say now?

Winston's Empire:
He said that Live Events would be ending soon!
(A tear rolls down his cheek)

KJ Duke:
Buck up, Kid!
That's just Walla Walla!

Chest Rockwell:
Yeah, pay him no mind.
Once a history teacher asked him what Lincoln, Ghandi, and Mother Teresa all had in common.
He replied they were all dead.

Ando:
Yep, it's hard for him to see the good in anything.
He kds'd 1-15 in a draft, received number one and complained that he had to wait so long between picks!

Glennerationx:
He can't play this year because of his state.

Schwanks:
State of depression?

Hells Satans:
State of confusion?

Rockitsauce:
State of madness?

Glennerationz:
No.
State of Washington.

DOUGHBOYS:
Walla's ok.
He's just the yang to this party's ying.

CC'S Desperado's:
Has anybody seen my list?

Everybody:
YES!!!!!

CC's Desperado's:
Since everybody seems to know my list...
If I follow my own list, am I considered a sheep?

Hot and Cold:
You guys are all sheep!

Sack:
Who's the new kid?

Yahoo Kid:
He played in leagues with me!

Everybody:
THAT FIGURES!

Chest Rockwell:
Do all you Yahoo guys need your ass kicked?!

Winston's Empire:
((Laughing)
It looks like Baseball Furies is crying!
Go ahead, say it again!

Baseball Furies:
Mahwah!

Winston's Empire:
Never gets old!

Quahogs:
Mahwah, New Jersey. It proves that no matter where the event is, NFBC'ers will show!

Baseball Furies:
Hey! It's Joisey, good enough for me!

Joe Sambito:
Hey! We were all in Vegas, Doughboy, where were you?

DOUGHBOYS:
Online.
Boring, dull, stupid online.
I really missed you guys.

Spartacus:
But Walla Walla says that live events will soon be dead.

DOUGHBOYS:
I'll be dead and gone before Live Events are!
Next year, I'm going somewhere!
Vegas, St. Louis, Chicago, somewhere!
It's the difference between playing in your sandbox at home and playing in sand on a beach!


KJ Duke:
Yeah, and this week, Bob Enzyte goes into the Hall of Fame!

ToddZ:
6529982657865!

Bjoak:
He says, good! Less competition. No Hall of Famer has won a Main Event league since being inducted into the Hall of Fame.

Quahogs and CC's Desperado's:
(Looking down at the floor, sadness on their face)

ToddZ:
11/2%

Bjoak:
He says, 'no offense'.


Gekko:
Everybody, get your tickets for next year cuz it'll be me!
And then the year after I'll beat the jinx!

BK Mets:
If so, you better show up to New York in person!
I've seen your first team!

Gekko:
All part of the plan, all part of the plan....


A special salute to Lindy.
This weekend, he picks up his Hall of Fame plaque.
Congrats and well deserved, Lindy!

[Winston's Empire]

Great Stuff as Always Dough!
Would love to see you in Chicago next year, I will bring enough Dorito's to choke a horse!

[DOUGHBOYS]

A different look....
As we head to the 'Not Good or Healthy Enough to Break with the Big Club' Roadside Bar

Brett Cecil:
The best shape of my life and I get sent down!

Michael Pineda:
You still gotta pitch!

Brett Cecil:
That's big talk from a one-eyed fat man!

Michael Pineda:
What? I have two eyes!

I know, I just saw Rooster Cogburn....You're still fat!

Johnny Damon:
Less than 300 hits away from baseball immortality and I don't have a job.

Pedro Guerrero:
Your agent is Boras! You're like pocket change to him, Man.
Go out and tell somebody you'll play for a million!

Johnny Damon:
I'm worth more than that!

Vladimir Guerrero:
Jermaine Dye said that too.
Dude, all we do is hit. We're like half a player.

Johnny Damon:
That's not what Boras told me!
Let me get him on the phone to tell you how good and useful I am!

Travis Snider:
Can somebody please tell me why I'm heading to the Minors while Rasmus gets to stick?

Scott Podsednik:
It's the 'YOU SUCK' rule.
Rasmus won't get sent down till EVERYBODY says he sucks.
So far St. Louis fans, St Louis Management, and Toronto fans have said, 'YOU SUCK'.
We're just waiting on Toronto management.

Mike Trout:
Does that go for me and Abreu too?

Scott Podsednik:
Nah, that's just money.

Johnny Damon:
Let me get Boras on the line, he can tell you how good Abreu is!

Julio Teheran:
Why in the heck am I here?
I was in the top 10 on every prospect list in the off season!

Tim Hudson:
You still gotta pitch, kid!
All during spring training, you were the best lookin' girl in the bar!

Julio Teheran:
What's that supposed to mean?

Tim Hudson:
It means everybody was hittin' on ya!

Chase Utley:
Man Madson, I'm glad you didn't sign that big contract with us!
Four years and two would have been lost to Tommy John.

Ryan Madson:
I hate Boras.

Johnny Damon:
Not me!
Here, let me call him so he can tell you how good he is!

Ryan Howard:
When you coming back, Chase?

Chase Utley:
I don't know, you?

Ryan Howard:
I don't know, you?

Chase Utley:
You first.

Ryan Howard:
You first.

Fausto Carmona:
Shuddup!

Chase Utley:
Whatever!
At least we know our name, Meat!

Manny Ramirez:
Hey, is that Canseco....UH, I need to talk to him...

Andy Pettitte:
Hey sonny, this bar is for big boys!

Bryce Harper:
Whatever Gramps!
I'll blow you a kiss as I'm going around the bases!

Chris Carpenter:
Go ahead and pull that crap in the Bigs, Kid.
You'll get a 'Spalding tattoo!'

John Lackey:
The season starts tomorrow and nobody misses me.
That hurts

AJ Burnett:
I miss you!
Everybody would compare my stats to yours and make me feel better!

John Lacket:
Eat shit, Burnett!

[MadCow Sez]

Thanks Dan...needed that to take the edge off the Bailey news

[DOUGHBOYS]

Let's check in on the kiddies.....

KJ Duke:
Hey Gekko!
I just got a card from Juan Cruz. He says f--- off! He says you used him.

Gekko:
A little slight of hand. Big Deal!
I wanted Estrada, so I needed to throw a name to the wolves!

hot and cold:
You mean, Sheep....right?

Gekko:
My milkman would appreciate the humor....

ChiScottieBaseball:
Hey everybody, Chris Young is going on the disabled list!

ToddZ:
7632982094867

Bjoak:
He says that ChiScottieBaseball is like DVR'ing the MLB Channel and watching it two days later....

ChiScottieBaseball:
And the Yanks and Red Sox are rained out!

Bjoak:
It never gets old....

Principal Ambrosius: (Opens the door and is followed by three adults)
Class, I have a great treat for you today. Visiting our Camp today are three current ball players.
Each of them is 100 % rostered in our leagues.
First, we have Mr. Kevin Youkilis!

Everyone:
Boooooooo!!

Principal Ambrosius: (To Youkilis)
There just sayin' Youuuuk!

Kevin Youkilis:
Hi Boys and Girl!
Do you have any questions?

ChiScottieBaseball:
Did you know your game was rained out Sunday?

Kevin Youkilis:
Uh, yeah.

headhunter:
If you and Chipper Jones were each put in a room of clouds, marshmallows, and pillows....Who would get hurt first?

Kevin Youkilis:
That's not fair....I'm allergic to marshmallows.

Principal Ambrosius:
Ok, let's bring on our next guest...
Mr. Francisco Liriano!

Hells Satans:
I thought they were 100 % rostered?

The Mighty Men:
Must mean before yesterday.

Francisco Liriano:
I can hear you guys....

Winston's Empire:
Dude! You were awesome in Spring Training!

Francisco Liriano:
Right?

ChiScottieBaseball:
Spring Training Doesn't Count!

Francisco Liriano:
Duh...

Winston's Empire:
So, how'd you get your black eye?

Francisco Liriano:
My two year old was playing, I picked him up and caught his elbow to the eye.

Ando:
So, even a two year old can hit him!

Principal Ambrosius:
Alright Class, that's enough!
One more guest.
Let's give it up for Mark Buehrle!

Mark Buehrle:
Thank you Principal Ambrosius.
Now, before one of you smart asses says anything, I have a surprise for you.
I read the Boards.
I...I...am Anonymous.

Everyone: (GASP!)

Mark Buehrle:
That's right.
I am only coming out now because the season has begun. I won't tell you which teams are my anonymous teams though....MLB would take a dim view of that...

Glenneration X:
Do you own yourself?

Mark Buehrle:
Nah. Not enough strike outs.

Navel Lint:
Your pitched games take an average of 25 minutes less than the average MLB game.
Why are you such a no-nonsense, toe the slab pitcher?

Mark Buehrle:
If you were the press, I'd say it was for the benefit of my fielders behind me.
Truth is, I'm just as anxious to check out the box scores and follow live scoring as you are.
The quicker I'm done, the quicker I know..

Money:
Our live scoring sucks!

Mark Buehrle:
Yep....Next question?

MadCow Sez:
How'd you feel about Humber's 'Perfecto' ?

Mark Buehrle:
He was dominating. I know some folks remember the Ryan at bat in the ninth inning...
But, I'm old school. Saunders swung at a 3-1 pitch that seemed a little high.
Even my Little League coach would have been yelling at me to make 'em throw two more strikes!

Spartacus:
Any Marlins on your fantasy team?

Mark Buehrle:
Hanley...
I told him I'd cover all the bunts down the line when I'm pitching. I don't want him to get hurt.

rockitsauce:
Aren't you an Anonymous Rich Gannon?

Mark Buehrle:
I play to win.
Rich Gannon knew less than the Yahoo Kid.

Yahoo Kid:
I resent that remark!

Chest Rockwell:
Shut up, Kid!

ChiScottieBaseball:
Ozzie Guillen got suspended for five games!

Mark Buehrle:
Uh....ok...

Gekko:
Have you used playing in a real game as an advantage to the fantasy game?

Mark Buehrle:
Not yet.
But if my competition has Heath Bell late in the year, I'm telling Ozzie that I can pitch the complete game!

Principal Ambrosius: (Leaving with the three players)
Thanks kids! Hope you enjoyed the visit....

Jules:
I hope Principal Ambrosius brings Lawrie next time.
He's cute!

KJ Duke:
Youkilis and Liriano were dorks, but Buehrle was cool.

ChiScottieBaseball:
Mark Buehrle threw a perfect game!

Everybody: (groans)

Chest Rockwell: (Pumping his fist in his hand)
Somebody is Juan Cruzin' for a Chest Bruisin'!

[Ryan C]

Dan - you've done it again.

ChiScottieBaseball an instant classic! I laughed at that pretty hard this morning - captured that perfectly!

Scottie - don't be offended - you made the big leagues!

[DOUGHBOYS]

Thanks Ryan,
All in fun....

[Glenneration X]

Great stuff once again Dan. I kept expecting the ChiScottie character to say I'm an excellent driver, 15 minutes to Wapner, I'm an excellent driver. Always entertaining Bud.

[Winston's Empire]

headhunter:
If you and Chipper Jones were each put in a room of clouds, marshmallows, and pillows....Who would get hurt first?

Kevin Youkilis:
That's not fair....I'm allergic to marshmallows.



NOW THATS SOME FUNNY STUFF! I haven't been on the boards too much lately due to being so busy at home and work, but am glad I checked in for this Fantasy Camp Treat!

[DOUGHBOYS]

Let's check in on the kids.....

RoundTrippers:
Arrgghh!
Another 3b goes down!
Every time a player of mine goes down, I feel like I just dropped a pizza!

Zman:
Did you say dropped?
Who you dropping?
It better not be anybody who played during the 2000's !

RyanC:
Just drop the subject.

Principal Ambrosius:
Zman, I read your note in the suggestion box...
We have to allow these players to drop whoever does not fit on their squads, not whoever YOU think is undroppable.
If we did your one percent theory, I would only be appeasing one percent of the Camp....YOU!
So you understand that I cannot follow through with your suggestion, right?

Zman:
It's your funeral.
Henry Rodriguez is an integral, elite player!

Glennerationx:
Longoria just went down!

Gekko:
Gamel just went down!

Winston's Empire:
Panda just went down!

Joe Sambito:
Youkilis sniffed a marshmallow.
He's down!

Ando:
Man, third basemen are going down faster than an overpaid cheap hooker!

Outlaw:
I was talking with my good buddy, ARod, he says he's gonna be the only healthy third basemen this year!

Chest Rockwell:
You are such a name dropper, Man!

Zman:
Who's getting dropped?!

DOUGHBOYS:
The Cards score 12 runs last night. I get home all excited to see David Freese stats and he doesn't have a run, an rbi, or even a hit!

Franchise:
Hey, at least he's still standing!
Ironic that Freese and ARod are healthy third basemen....

Mighty Men:
Raise your hand if Middlebrooks or Inge was even a thought on your mind three days ago!

Navel Lint:
The horror!
Inge, Ian Stewart, and Placido Polanco become valuable properties!

Quahogs:
We may have to drop a better hitter to pick up a crappy third baseman!

Zman:
You can't drop a good player!
AARRGGHH!
When will you guys listen!?

ChiScottie:
Did you guys know Longoria got hurt?

(Bell Rings)

Raskol:
I've gotta go to the office.
I'm dropping my 'FAAB' class and picking up an 'Injuries' class.

Zman:
Dropping FAAB for Injuries?
Are you sure?
FAAB is an integral class.
I implore you to think about this....

[Raskol]

Hey, I made the Camp!

However, in the future, please do not mention my team and the word "injuries" in the same sentence, paragraph or page.

By the way, Dan, your pre-season prediction that my Premature team would finish first or last is spot on thus far....I've got last place virtually locked up! Ellsbury, Howard, Crawford, Hudson, Bay.....the beatings will apparently continue until moral improves.

[Winston's Empire]

Great Camp Dough! I love how these pop up from time to time and this one hit the nail on the head for sure!
Injuries are surely changing the game and like a good pal of mine and I just discussed on the phone, I miss the old days when a guy played 160-162 games a year and showed up to camp fat and ready to start getting into shape vs. wearing himself out all off season!

[headhunters]

or showed up fat and stayed fat- like giambi. he of the walk off homer.

[Glenneration X]

ChiScottie:
Did you guys know Longoria got hurt?

This part had me chuckling for an hour. I think the ChiScottie character may be my new fave. Nothing personal Scottie, but Doughie's got you down pat.

[Ryan C]

Whoo-hooo!

Thanks for "inviting" me to camp Dan. Happy to make my first appearance alongside Emory!

[DOUGHBOYS]

Once again, lets check in on the kiddo's

zman:
Like I was saying, how come these important decisions are left to just two people?
Two people!
And how do we know they'll do the right thing?...
Are you guys listening?

Chest Rockwell:
I brought you a present.

zman:
What is it?

Chest Rockwell:
It's a picture of a dead horse.
Every day before Camp starts, beat the hell out of it.
That way, you won't have to do it at Camp!
You'll thank me later....

Outlaw:
Cole Hamels only gets five games! Five games for trying to hit a 19 year old kid!

Sack:
So?!
The Lunch Lady smacked me harder than Harper got hit.
And I'm still a kid!
19 is old!

Winston's Empire:
Remember when Chest Rockwell hit the Yahoo Kid?
Now THAT was awesome!

Outlaw:
You're not listening!
He should be punished! There's no hitting in baseball!

CC's Desperado's:
Well, you're right on that score if you're talking about my team. My hitting isn't where it should be.
Still, you have your movie line wrong. I believe it is supposed to be, 'There's no crying in baseball'

Outlaw:
Are you guys dense?!
Cole Hamels hit somebody just to hit somebody!

The Yahoo Kid:
He got 'Chested'. So what? Was Harper hurt?

Outlaw:
No......BUT HE COULDA BEEN!

DOUGHBOYS:
I could hurt myself on a Dorito too.
But I take my chances.

Outlaw:
You guys are missing my point.
I'll move on.
But, did you guys see Brett Lawrie throw his helmet at the umpire?

The Mighty Men:
You know we watch these games too, right?

KJ Duke:
It hit him on a bounce and he had shin guards on. Probably didn't even feel it.

Outlaw:
WWHHAATTT?
Are you guys crazy? He threw a helmet!.....AT AN UMPIRE!!

Edwards Kings:
I researched Lawrie. His biggest weakness is his arm.

PGromek:
Yep. He showed it on that weak effort.

GlennerationX:
It figures.
It had to be Lawrie. I have him on 13 percent of my 132 teams. Oh, the misery!

G1AZM:
Lawrie has more tatoos than I have fingers.

Oaktown:
New rule.
Never draft a guy with more tattoos than fingers.

ToddZ:
829349767029748

Bjoak:
He says that in Numerish, [ ] and ( ) are the tattoo's.

headhunters:
Lawrie is a punk!

Outlaw:
Finally!
Somebody gets it!
Lawrie should be suspended 20 games, right?

EVERYBODY:
NO!!!!

Ando:
Man, you want Hamels to have 50 and Lawrie 20?! Pretty soon, under your rules, there won't be any players eligible to play!

Navel Lint:
The Cubs will.
They don't do anything!

KJ Duke:
That may be there best chance!

Winston's Empire:
The Cubs vs. Nobody?
I'll take that win!

headhunters:
Who says they win?

Hells Satans:
Ron Santo would roll over in his grave.

ChiScottie:
Robin Gibb died today!....
And, there were no rain outs yesterday!


Gekko:
Why are you being such a hard ass, Outlaw?

rockitsauce:
No offense, Outlaw, but maybe you should come up with another name.
Outlaw is just not befitting of your posts.

Ryan C:
How about 'Judge Landis' ?

rockitsauce:
Nah, how about 'Nun with A Ruler' !

(The group laughs)

Outlaw:
All right. So you guys don't agree.
But somebody is gonna get hurt...

Cobb:
How about 'Don't Run with Scissors' ?

Outlaw:
It's all fun and games...

EVERYBODY:
TILL SOMEBODY PUTS AN EYE OUT!!!




I PMed Outlaw, warning/letting him know that he would be the 'Star' of this episode and he was only too happy and nice enough to give the ok.
You're a good man, Outlaw....

[Navel Lint]

ChiScottie:
.........
And, there were no rain outs yesterday!

This line, or any variation of it, is gonna make me laugh every time

[Ando]

GlennerationX:
It figures.
It had to be Lawrie. I have him on 13 percent of my 132 teams. Oh, the misery!



My fav!
Glenn's probably not in a good mood today though. I think he has Feliz on 63.78% of his teams.

It's ok, Glenn. Feliz is still better than Matt Moore.

[Outlaw]

Good stuff Dough. Love the Interps...lol

[Winston's Empire]

Navel Lint:
The Cubs will.
They don't do anything!

KJ Duke:
That may be there best chance!

Winston's Empire:
The Cubs vs. Nobody?
I'll take that win!


Us Cubs fans stick out like a smashed thumb, but true fans of America's Baseball Team usually do!

[DOUGHBOYS]

Let's check in on the kids....

Outlaw:
Is too!

Gekko:
Is not!

Outlaw:
Is too!

Gekko:
Is not!

KJ Duke:
What's up?

Glennerationx:
They're arguing about whether Bryce Harper is all that.

ChiScottie:
He got called up!

ToddZ:
84Jarrod Saltalamacchia 23Bryce Harper 8

Bjoak:
He says believe it or not, there are more letters in Jarrod Saltalamacchia's name than years Bryce Harper has been living on this planet!

Red Sox Nation:
No way!
It took ToddZ longer to say Jarrod Saltalamacchia than it did everything else!

Bjoak:
Numerish is a very concise language.

Winston's Empire:
I would have loved hearing Harry Carey say Saltalamacchia backwards!

headhunters:
yeah and if there were an icky in there it would also describe the cubs.

Navel Lint:
Here come the Cubs jokes...

Doughboys:
The Cubs are so bad that the ivy is there best fielder, stops the ball every time.

Raskol:
How many five tool players do the Cubs have?

Coz:
I don't know. How many?

Raskol:
One!
Campana's speed, Samardzjia's arm, LaHair's power, Castro hitting for average, and ....Oh well, it's the Cubs... four's enough divided among 25 players!

(Bell rings)

(In class)

Mr Okrent:
Ok class, today we are going to debate. The first student who raises his hand picks the subject.

Gekko:
Ooohh me, Mr Okrent!

Mr Okrent:
Alright Gekko, what are we debating?

Gekko:
The merits of owning Bryce Harper this year!

Outlaw:
I'll debate him!

KJ Duke:
Oh great.
An hour of 'Is not', 'Is too'

Mr. Okrent:
Ok Outlaw, why don't you begin.

Outlaw:
There are kids like me who are putting eyeblack on their face like Bryce Harper. As a group we look up to him.
There has never, ever in my long legged life or anybody elses life that has seen a guy that could hit a ball like Bryce Harper at age 19. Did I tell you he is 19?
At age 30, he'll be the best baseball player in the world. He may already be now! And we just don't know it.
He stole home after Hamels hit him! I still think Hamels should have gotten a 50 games suspension for that!
Anybody that hits a 19 year old kid should get a 50 game suspension. I know a guy that knows Bud Selig, I'll have him talk to him.
STATS says that he's one of the best players since Mel Ott played, but Mel Ott doesn't count cuz he played so long ago.
blah.........................blah..........................................blah...........................

(50 minutes later)

Mr. Okrent:
That was fine, Outlaw.
Gekko, it looks like we only have a few minutes left. Would you like to pick this up tomorrow or debate your side now?

Gekko:
I smell a W!
Now, Mr Okrent.

Mr. Okrent:
Your choice.
Carry on.

Gekko:
First, my topic was the merits of Bryce Harper THIS year. I don't care about other 19 year olds, I don't care if he looks like all that and a bag of Doritos at age 30. I only care about NOW!
Right now, Bryce Harper ranks 64th in average. He ranks 112th in home runs. He ranks 107th in stolen bases. He ranks 120th in runs. And, he ranks 197th in RBI!!!
I can get stats like these every Sunday off FAAB!
By the way, $$Andrew Cashner$$- A future starter who K's a batter per inning.
Bid HIGH, HIGH, HIGH on him this week!
Getting back to Bryce Harper....Blah, Blah, Blah

KJ Duke:
Only Gekko can add a commercial in the middle of a debate.

Yahoo Kid:
So, how much should I bid on Cashner?

RoundTrippers:
Every commercial works on somebody out there.

Steel Lugnuts:
They should be debating whether Albert Pujols is a first round pick next year.
I won't take him!
Maybe I'll take Harper.


Edwards Kings:
I Missouri/Missouri players.
Since Harper has only played a month, I'll MISS/MISS him.

Gekko:
.....And as for taking Harper, based on one month's play this year, and being selected in the second round next year, I can only hope that I am sitting next to Outlaw in every draft next year.
Thank you.
Did I win?

Mr. Okrent:
Well boys, you've given us a lot to think about.
I'll see everybody back in class here tomorrow.
I've gotta run now.

(Mr. Okrent leaves)

Gekko:
Wait!
Who won?
MR OKRENT! WHO WON?
YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
WHO WON?

KJ Duke:
This will drive him crazy for the next 24 hours.

DOUGHBOYS:
He won't sleep.

Jules:
Mr Okrent just passed me on the way to the parking lot, he was snickering, what happened?

KJ Duke:
There was a debate between Outlaw and Gekko, that's all.

Jules:
Who won?

KJ Duke:
Mr. Okrent.

[Outlaw]

Amazing retention of the Banter Doughboys! Take my "idiotic" comments and observations away and Gekko would really be bored this season!

[DOUGHBOYS]

Amazing retention of the Banter Doughboys! Take my "idiotic" comments and observations away and Gekko would really be bored this season!

Not idiotic at all.
You have a passion about what Bryce Harper has done. There is nothing at all wrong with that.
Before the season, I thought Eric Hosmer was all that and a bag of Doritos.
Right now, the bag of Doritos is worth more than my thoughts.

I love the passion, Outlaw.
I hope Harper lives up to your expectations.
It'd be great for Washington, great for baseball, and great for us as fans.

[Outlaw]

I am the chosen one I suppose for the ire of Gekko, et al. But it is all in fun.......... it does seem things have quited down the last 2-3 weeks as those of us ponder our results so far and whether our teams that re not performing can be fixed.

[Edwards Kings]

Let's check in on the kids....

Edwards Kings:
I Missouri/Missouri players.
Since Harper has only played a month, I'll MISS/MISS him.

Yup. I am gonna have to rethink that. I have missed out this year on so many young players who have provided sufficient stats to date which merit their high NFBC ADP's like....

Hosmer #29
Lawrie #34
Jennings #54
Moore #86
Gordon #88
Darvish #98



I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.
Harry S. Truman