**ALERT

[BK METS]

Gekko is going to announce an injury, possibly to a Yankee 1st baseman.. Just thought you should all be aware... Just remember, you heard it here first

[KJ Duke]

The entire Yankee team is imploding. Half are on PEDs and the other half are hurt. And most that are hurt probably broke down because they got off of PEDs.

[Fourslot40]

Cashman is even hurt!

[DOUGHBOYS]

Dear Mom,
I really like it here. My new friends are a lot like me. Everybody I play with now, need boo-boo time like I do! Even my boss is in the hospital. A lot of fans thought that the Yankees would change me. It seems it's the other way around.
Thanks for recommending the Yankees, Mom. I'm on a team where I'm the healthiest player.
And it feels good.

Your boy,
Kevie Y.

[BK METS]

Dear Mom,
I really like it here. My new friends are a lot like me. Everybody I play with now, need boo-boo time like I do! Even my boss is in the hospital. A lot of fans thought that the Yankees would change me. It seems it's the other way around.
Thanks for recommending the Yankees, Mom. I'm on a team where I'm the healthiest player.
And it feels good.

Your boy,
Kevie Y.

PS and tell dad, thank you for giving me my name.. It is great that I will never know when I am being booed!

[ALL-IN JD]

OUCH! 8-10 weeks for Tex

[Hells Satans]

**********DAN JOHNSON COULD HIT 30 HR WITH THAT RF PORCH**************
**********EDUARDO NUNEZ COULD STEAL 40 BASES IF YOUK MOVES TO FIRST***************
**********MELKY MESA IS A HUMAN BEING*****************
**********JUAN RIVERA $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$**************

[ALL-IN JD]

And Tex did say he was on the decline!