How about a 'test' of sorts
For Married Fellas...
1. What do you most look forward to...
a. Date night with the wife
b. An outing with the kids
c. Alone on the couch with a night of baseball
2. What gets you more emotional....
a. your wife getting hurt
b. your kid getting hurt
c. your fantasy player getting hurt
3. What makes you happier inside...
a. your wife beaming after a raise
b. your kid being first in a school event
c. an unexpected fantasy player hitting a hr and stealing a base
4. What is a larger priority on Sunday....
a. Church
b. family
c. faab
5. What Would you least like to be late for...
a. work
b. dinner
c. lineup deadlines
6. Are you more interested in ...
a. your wife's day
b. your kids day
c. your players day
7. You're 'stuck' on a family outing. You check your phone
a. not at all for updates on players
b. less than five times for updates
c. continuously for updates
8. What gets your attention more...
a. a wife's new 'male friend' at work
b. your daughter's new boyfriend
c. your new player from faab
9. It's Fathers Day. The best present would be...
a. gifts
b. a family dinner
c. a day of baseball on the couch
10. Better accomplishment...
a. job promotion and salary hike
b. Never missing your child's event
c. Finishing in first place in the Main Event
For the Single guy....
1. It's March, a Genie can grant one of 3 wishes...
a. the perfect one night stand
b. the perfect mate for the rest of your life
c. the perfect draft
2. What are you most likely to 'close the deal' with...
a. three cuties in a bar
b. three six packs
c. three shutouts from your pitchers
3. More of a 'deal breaker' for a girl dated...
a. She says, "Me or your Mother"
b. She says, "No" more than "yes"
c. She says, "Me or fantasy baseball"
4. Walking into a bar, where are you most like to sit...
a. A table with 'the girl next door' looks
b. A beautiful woman
c. A retired MLB player you've always admired
5. First date, what is the larger turn on....
a. cleavage
b. great smile
c. her checking on her fantasy team
6. A friend calls and says ''you're needed'' on a Sunday. Do you...
a. rush out the door
b. hurry and finish faab
c. say you'll be there after faab
7. Worse?...
a. late for a date
b. late for work
c. late for a lineup deadline
8.What is better?...
a. the girl you're dating knows nothing about baseball
b. the girl you're dating is a casual baseball fan
c. the girl you're dating is kicking your ass in a local fantasy league
9. A larger nuisance...
a. flat tire on the way to some place important
b. plumbing leak
c. your players go 2 for 48 and two pitchers are bombed
10. Larger in your current thought processes...
a. your first marriage
b. your first kid
c. your first Main Event title
