When will Bonds break the HR record?

Cooperstown · Post by **Cooperstown** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:35 am

How about a Bonds Pool?

What game will Bonds BREAK (not tie) the HR record?

Tie breaker, what inning?

2nd Tie breaker, what pitcher?

I'll start.

July 27th vs. San Diego, 1st inning off of Peavy.

If it's legal and Greg is willing, we could make it a little more interesting.

If not, I'll keep the entries anyway.

eddiejag · Post by **eddiejag** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:55 am

He gets hurt again and doesnt do it.I hope he doesnt do it, i would actually feel sorry for him if he does it.Nobody wants to be there or have anything to do with it. [Selig,Aaron.]

Nevadaman · Post by **Nevadaman** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:42 pm

Hey Coop, I'll bet any amount you want (up to $5000) that Bonds doesn't break the record by July 27th of this 2007 season. Once the bet is made, injuries will not nullify the bet.

Cooperstown · Post by **Cooperstown** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:47 am

The last thing I want to do is bet my hard earned money on Bonds' ability to do anything. I really just wanted to start a baby pool, errr bonds pool so we could have something else to root for.

Curious though, does Vegas have an over/under on this?

Nevadaman · Post by **Nevadaman** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:47 am

I haven't seen anything yet, but it wouldn't surprise me!

Edwards Kings · Post by **Edwards Kings** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:33 am

Last game of the season...Bonds needs one more to break the record...he comes to the plate in the top of the ninth with two out and no one on...he has two boat oars tapped to his bad leg for support...media reports an unsubstantiated rumor that Bond has unsuccessfully tried to bribe the Dodgers to let the bat boy pitch...fans are throwing hypos, lotions, bobble-head dolls and other Bond memorabilia on the field...Bonds gets hold of a 3-2 cripple pitch that Broxton let slip because he was distracted by the former Laker cheerleader in the seats behind home plate whom Bonds had paid to flash her most notable assets at the right time...the ball is lofted into the pueter grey skies of Chavez Ravine...Pierre slips as he fades back...he recovers...he is on the track...at the wall...he jumps...it is a(n)

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TBill · Post by **TBill** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:56 am

....home run (sigh). That was no cheerleader that was Britney in a wig. If Pierre wasn't distracted, he'd have had it easily. Selig has Britney detained to examine the evidence.

Edwards Kings · Post by **Edwards Kings** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:09 am

Originally posted by TBill:

....home run (sigh). That was no cheerleader that was Britney in a wig. If Pierre wasn't distracted, he'd have had it easily. Selig has Britney detained to examine the evidence. You mean there is someone left in the free world that hasn't seen Britney's "evidence"?

TBill · Post by **TBill** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:26 am

Late breaking news! After a hurriedly convened meeting between Bud and assorted politicians, used car salesmen, and bookies.....er, I mean trusted advisors, it was determined that an official televison timeout was called and that Bonds knowingly and deliberately played on. Bonds has now been declared out, the HR disallowed, the game declared tied and the season declared tentatively over. The final ruling will be issued from Florida.