Scott Hairston, the man, the myth, the legend

rkulaski · Post by **rkulaski** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:58 pm

HRs to date:

Albert the Great: 0

Scott Hairston: 2

Pujols, A Soriano, Griffey, Bonds,and ARod: 1

Scott Hairston: 2

(this will likely be the only week we can have some fun with the stats)

JohnZ · Post by **JohnZ** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:05 pm

Listed 17 spots behind so called sleeper Hermedia is some magazine :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hard Heads · Post by **Hard Heads** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:17 pm

The one "bright" spot other then AJ Pierzynski in our lineup. Ouch LOL

Edwards Kings · Post by **Edwards Kings** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:51 pm

Originally posted by Hitless:

HRs to date:

Albert the Great: 0

Scott Hairston: 2

Pujols, A Soriano, Griffey, Bonds,and ARod: 1

Scott Hairston: 2

(this will likely be the only week we can have some fun with the stats) Hairston is HOF for sure, but he is no Nady!

.500 BA, 2 HR, 6 RBI, 4 R.

Anyone care for the Tuffy Rhodes Special this week? A turkey sandwich with a little meat in the first bite, and then you are left with bread and a little mayo (fat-free).

GOD Loves You · Post by **GOD Loves You** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:32 am

Originally posted by UFS:

Listed 17 spots behind so called sleeper Hermedia is some magazine :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hermida will have a job at the end of the season, as well as better stats. :rolleyes:

Ronald Esq · Post by **Ronald Esq** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:02 am

Originally posted by Hitless:

HRs to date:

Albert the Great: 0

Scott Hairston: 2Only because Albert had his Opening Day jack ripped by weather.

Less than Dave · Post by **Less than Dave** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:16 am

I like Hairston.. if he gets the PT, he should hit 25 HR and maybe bat .270 or so... he was a nice late draft pick.

Go Getta · Post by **Go Getta** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:18 am

Gotta love steroids. Hahaha.

Ronald Esq · Post by **Ronald Esq** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:08 am

Originally posted by Go Getta:

Gotta love steroids. Hahaha. San Diego = Mecca of Steroids

10 minutes from a foreign country where you can just pretty much freely walk or drive across the border with copius supplies of legally bought steroids.

Just look at the Padre players from the last 15 years and tell me the hub of steriod use/supply wasn't in SD:

Ken Caminiti, Greg Vaughn, Phil Nevin, Phil Plantier, Brian & Marcus Giles, Ryan Klesko, Al Martin, Derek Bell, Ruben Rivera, Reggie Sanders, Bret Boone, Bubba Trammell, Mark Kotsay, Ron Gant, Jay Payton, Ramon Hernandez, Mike Piazza, Mike Cameron, & Scott Hairston.

I'd be willing to guess at most 1 or 2 of those guys weren't on something illegal, maybe all of them were. But it seems pretty clear to me that the steroid problem in baseball flowed out of Tijuana and right into San Diego.

rockitsauce · Post by **rockitsauce** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:26 am

Wow! Those are some bold accusations yer makin' there Jose! Any real evidence or just pure speculation? I mean...Reggie Sanders? That guy has played for like 18 teams. Is Mad Dawg Maddox juicing now?

The Mighty Men · Post by **The Mighty Men** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:30 am

If that is true, the Padres better drive the team bus over the line for some Tijuana specials, because that team is a brutal hitting team.

headhunters · Post by **headhunters** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:33 am

if they drove the bus to cinci or phily- they would hit much better and pitch much worse.

Ronald Esq · Post by **Ronald Esq** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:39 pm

Originally posted by The Mighty Men:

If that is true, the Padres better drive the team bus over the line for some Tijuana specials, because that team is a brutal hitting team. No more "detectable" roids allowed. The new stuff just doesn't have the same kick.

rkulaski · Post by **rkulaski** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:01 pm

Future HOF Scott Hairston batted leadoff today and went 3 for 3 with 2 runs scored. He reached base in all 4 plate appearances...

And so the legend grows...

Nutty Scrats · Post by **Nutty Scrats** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:14 am

I'll make sure the legend comes back down to earth next week. I have him on one of my benches this week and I'll be sure to start him next week. That should bring him back to earth!