Dear Albert,

Scott Boras · Post by **Scott Boras** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:26 am

We understand you're the best player in fantasy and one of the all-time greats, but will you take it easy with the steals already? It's bad enough that 2/3 of every league had no shot at drafting you, why you gotta pour salt in the wound and run like you're Jose Reyes?

So far Pujols has the same number of steals as Sizemore, Hanley, and... Juan Pierre!

Worse still, he has MORE steals than Ichiro, Kaz, Phillips, Rollins, Soriano, Damon, and Victorino!

Time to hit ebay for the Albert Pujols voodoo doll...