A little Johnny Cash tribute here as I have now drafted players from 5 states during our sloooooooow draft. I am sure there are others out there so feel free to share it:
I was draftin my squad with the laptop you see,
When along came the voice "ITS YOUR PICK" and scared the hell out of me
"Sir your plane is boarding now" I heard.
So I told her my pick was soon and gave her the bird
She asked me if I'd seen a catching crop with so much dust and sand.
And I said, "Listen, I've drafted on every road in this here land!"
[Chorus:]
I've been draftin everywhere, man.
I've been draftin everywhere, man.
Crossed off the catchers bare, man.
I've drafted in the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been draftin everywhere.