Honey, How Was Your Day?

[Cowboy Joe]

Well let me tell ya.



The good:

1. Not a single earthquake occurred within a 1000 mile radius of my home.

2. I enjoyed my morning constitutional.

3. I didn't have to field 900 questions about my infidelity to the national press corp.

4. It was opening day and the Rockies won.

5. For the time being, my children are speaking to me.



The bad:

FAAB blew up and had to be rerun.



The ugly:

I'm the proud owner of Corey Hart who appears to have lost his job to a 39 year old geezer who wasn't even in the league last year.