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DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:59 am

Kerry Wood gave up five runs in a third of an inning last night. That is just two runs less than Ubaldo Jimenez and Jaime Garcia have given up all year.

A lot of Judy's would be happy having one home run, four triples and five stolen bases after a quarter of the season. I don't think the Mets had that in mind when they signed Judy Bay.

Juan Pierre has 18 stolen bases...to go along with 18 runs. Pierre also has three doubles in 154 at bats. A spot awaits at the Judy Hall of Fame.

Adam Jones has the second most at bats in baseball....and still hasn't hit double figures in rbi.

Some say that doubles are a good indication of power. Ever notice that they only say that during the off season? Kendry Morales has a grand total of three doubles this year. Kendry Morales also has more home runs since the all-star break than any other hitter in baseball.

Masterson (0-4) vs. Meche (0-4) last night. Neither won.

The off season darling Mariners have problems. Jack Zd...... tried to put a great defense on the field. Like the fantasy player that weighs too much with pitching, Zd.... forgot that offense is a big help in winning games.

Jose Lopez has eight runs scored this year.....21 MLB players have at least nine HOME RUNS.

The offense is so bad that Griffey is falling asleep during games. He has 30,000 others joining him in the stands. Not to worry though, Milton Bradley is back. Nap time is over.

Oh, and the 'go go' part of their lineup? Ichiro and Figgins have gotten hits in the same inning just three times in 19 home games.

The Seattle Sleepanaires?

SleepFUL In Seattle?

It just doesn't seem right having a sleepy team in a town known for its coffee.

They're not going to sleep in Milwaukee. The anticipation for Trevor Hoffman to enter the game in the ninth inning has everybody wondering just how he'll blow a save today.

There is no truth to the rumor that Hoffman is changing his theme song from 'Hell's Bell's' to 'Hit me with Your Best Shot'.

George Kottaras has as many home runs as Mike Napoli and one more than Joe Mauer.

Yadier Molina leads the Cardinals in stolen bases.

Aubrey Huff has as many rbi as Prince Fielder.

The 'Greek God of Walks' leads baseball in walks.

Chipper Jones has 29 bb's, 25 hits, but has only scored 15 runs.

The Pirates have scored 100 less runs than their opponents, yet are only four games below .500

The Astro's are averaging three runs a game.

Tampa has only lost four road games all year....The Brewers have only won four HOME games all year.

The 'Idol' voters got it right last night. The two best participants are left standing.

Getting benched and Losing respect for your Manager after dogging it on the field, is like losing respect for your mom after a spanking.

Gladiators · Post by **Gladiators** » Thu May 20, 2010 7:32 am

This is a great post Dough...

If they trot Hoffman out there in the 9th in a save situation Milwaukee fans have requested Britney Spears first hit "Hit me Baby One More Time" because the beat is much more "catchy" then Hells Bells.

Cleveland is hoping to "showcase" Kerry Wood as trade bait in the next month or so.....word is that several members of team management took turns pissing in Wood's shampoo before he hit the showers last night after the mighty Royals worked him over for 5 Ernies in a save situation.

Apparently Gordon Beckham heard he was a unanimous sleeper across the fantasy boards heading into 2010 and announced he "might" wake up sometime mid-summer.

Ken Griffey heard he was one also and took the term literally.

Jamie Moyer is 3-0 this year when pitching in front of his great grandchildren.

Interleague play kicks off this weekend-

Several Death Row inmates have recently been given the choice of lethal injection or watching the 3-game showdown between the Astros and Royals in mid-June. So far the inmates have chosen lethal injection in all 4 cases. As one condemned man said..."If it was 1 game maybe...but 3 straight days? Nothing is worth that."

Frozen Tundra · Post by **Frozen Tundra** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:18 am

Originally posted by Gladiators:

This is a great post Dough...

If they trot Hoffman out there in the 9th in a save situation Milwaukee fans have requested Britney Spears first hit "Hit me Baby One More Time" because the beat is much more "catchy" then Hells Bells.

Cleveland is hoping to "showcase" Kerry Wood as trade bait in the next month or so.....word is that several members of team management took turns pissing in Wood's shampoo before he hit the showers last night after the mighty Royals worked him over for 5 Ernies in a save situation.

Apparently Gordon Beckham heard he was a unanimous sleeper across the fantasy boards heading into 2010 and announced he "might" wake up sometime mid-summer.

Ken Griffey heard he was one also and took the term literally.

Jamie Moyer is 3-0 this year when pitching in front of his great grandchildren.

Interleague play kicks off this weekend-

Several Death Row inmates have recently been given the choice of lethal injection or watching the 3-game showdown between the Astros and Royals in mid-June. So far the inmates have chosen lethal injection in all 4 cases. As one condemned man said..."If it was 1 game maybe...but 3 straight days? Nothing is worth that." Thanks for making my day brighter after Blanton's usual 7th inning stink. Great stuff

Gekko · Post by **Gekko** » Thu May 20, 2010 11:03 am

Originally posted by Gladiators:

If they trot Hoffman out there in the 9th in a save situation Milwaukee fans have requested Britney Spears first hit "Hit me Baby One More Time" ROFLMAO!!