Roto Snips

[DOUGHBOYS]

'Kerry Wood to come back to Indians as the Closer'



He's earned it, right?

Indians Philosophy-

1. Round peg

2. Square hole

3. Trade round peg





'Angels Sign Ryan Houston to Minor League Contract'



He swears the MVP Parties will be Great, even at the Minor League Level.

No truth to the rumors that Rich Gannon owns an Angels farm club





'Cubs Having Hard Time finding Trades for Zambrano, Fukudome'





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