Jupinka Vs. Childs

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:41 am

I don't know about you folks, but I've had enough of tv ads for politicians.

I now know that politicians do more bad than good, thanks to these ads. In my day, politicians would extoll their own virtues about what they voted for and what they were in favor of.

Now, with politicians doing more bad than good, they don't talk about themselves anymore, instead, running down their opponent.

With this in mind, and a thanks to Wikipedia, here are two tv ads from Shawn Childs and Steve Jupinka in their quest for the Hall of Fame.

I'm Shawn Childs and I approve this ad-

Steve Jupinka is from New Jersey.

A man can be judged by what he has done for his community.

New Jersey was the last northern state to abolish slavery. I'm not saying that Jupinka had 'these people' working day and night for him to win the Grand Prize. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

New Jersey was the site of many Revolutionary war battles. Jupinka avoided all of them.

New Jersey had the first drive-in movie. I am not starting the rumor that Jupinka was conceived in that very drive-in, but it's possible.

New Jersey has one of the most prestigous schools in the world in Princeton University. Jupinka turned his back on that grand place.

New Jersey has no baseball team!

How can a guy be enshrined in any baseball Hall of Fame without a team representing his state.

With all that Steve Jupinka has NOT done for his own state, is that what YOU want for your Hall of Fame?

Vote for me, Shawn Childs.

I'm Steve Jupinka, and I approve this ad-

People think of Shawn Childs as a nice guy.

When Carly Simon wrote the song, 'You're So Vain', immediately, three names came to folks minds- Mick Jagger, Warren Beatty, and Shawn Childs. I am not insinuating that Childs was the subject, I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

But if he is vain.

That's BAD!

Childs has been called a shill. A SHILL!

Wikipedia defines a shill as a person who helps another person or organization to sell goods or services without disclosing their relationship to the seller.

A shill?

Thats BAD!

Horse racing, college basketball, Childs will lay down a wager.

A gambler.

That's BAD!

Think about Shawn Childs being in your Hall of Fame.

Do you really want a purported vain shill with a gambling problem being the first to be inducted in the Hall of Fame?

Vote for me, Stephen Jupinka.

All in fun...

Spartacus · Post by **Spartacus** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:23 am

I think I'll vote for a candidate from the 'Coffee Party'!

Quahogs · Post by **Quahogs** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:10 am

From what I hears Jersey's invading South Park, Colorado next week. Best vote Jersey if you know whad I'm tawkin 'bout !

Jim Christie · Post by **Jim Christie** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:51 am

Who is the 3rd party candidate?

KJ Duke · Post by **KJ Duke** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:51 pm

Originally posted by Jim Christie:

Who is the 3rd party candidate? 1) Doughboys may enter the race as a Whig Party candidate. Only he would know the history of why we need a Whig candidate. And he wouldn't necessarily try to win, just wants to participate in all of the debates.

2) Walla Walla could run on the Underdog ticket. But he'd drop out before it was time to vote.

3) Gekko plans a run on the Capitalist ticket. His acceptance speech would focus on why the NFBC should pay only 3 of 435 spots, and no league prize money.

4) KOTRAX WILL RUN ON THE ALL-CAPITALIST TICKET. OF COURSE, HE'D BE DISMISSED AS A SERIOUS CANDIDATE BECAUSE OF HOWARD DEAN-ESQE SCREAMING.

5) I could run as a Libertarian - which means I'd be guaranteed a worthless 3rd-4th place finish, just like in all of my NFBC leagues.

[ October 08, 2010, 06:56 PM: Message edited by: KJ Duke ]

Spartacus · Post by **Spartacus** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:20 pm

Whoever ends up running, my vote hangs on the promise of 40 acres and a mule. Just an FYI.............................

Spartacus · Post by **Spartacus** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:28 pm

Whoever ends up running, my vote hangs on the promise of 40 acres and a mule. Just an FYI.............................

Navel Lint · Post by **Navel Lint** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:11 pm

I’m not a witch.

I’m not a vampire or mummy.

I’m nothing you’ve heard.

I’m You.

I’ve had three Main Event teams, but I’ve never cashed. In fact, I’ve failed in every league I’ve been in. The only reason I’m even here is because I’m not “them”.

None of us can be happy with what’s been going on. Programmers that make changes on their schedule and smart knowledgeable owners that keep winning year after year.

I’ll go to Iola and do what you’d do. (But I can’t tell you what that would be because I don’t really have a plan )….

I’m Russel and I approved this message.

I’m You.

(For Delaware Senatorial race fans

)

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:16 pm

I vote Jupinka, and that the other guy soon be sleeping with the fishes...Hey, it's the Jersey way! Win or (you) die...

Closter Knickerbockers · Post by **Closter Knickerbockers** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:27 am

Shawn Childs? Sir, I KNEW Shawn Childs ... and you are no Shawn Childs !

tom ... from Closter ... (New Jersey)