Roto Snips

[DOUGHBOYS]

'Edgar Renteria Said Thursday that he felt disrespected by the Giants One Million Dollar Offer'



Someone disrespect ME, please!

Renteria looks like he's headed for that poker game with Kenny Lofton and Jermaine Dye, who were also adept at leaving money on the table.



'Brandon Webb is Expected to Sign a Pact Soon'



It's said that a sinkerballer doesn't need as much velocity as other pitchers.

Still, it doesn't count if gravity is the 'sink'.



'The Mets are Looking to acquire Tom Gorzelanny'



AND, Afer failing with the Pirates, Cubs, and Mets, Gorzelanny will be ready for the Royals





'Mark Prior signs $750,000 Minor League Contract with Yankees'



Coincidentally, the price of a Box Ticket Seat at Yankee Stadium



'Mets Manager Terry Collins Says he has four Legitimate candidates for second base. Luis Castillo, Daniel Murphy, Brad Emaus, and Justin Turner'



Legitimate.

Now, those four can say they were just disrespected...