Roto Snips

[DOUGHBOYS]

'Jarrod Saltalamacchia says his Primary Focus Wii be on Defense'



"I've always been able to hit, so I know I am going to hit", said Saltalamacchia.



Saltalamacchia hit .167 last year, and has a .248 career batting average.

Yeah...You're gold, Salty....





'Stephen Strasburg is in the best shape of his life'



Like admiring a cherry red corvette, missing its engine...





'Pablo Sandoval has lost weight'



Panda's hibernate, right?





'Soto avoids arbitration, signs for 3 million'





With high strung pitchers, Carlos Zambrano and Matt Garza in tow, and a sore back, Soto will also be applying for 'medical use only marijuana'



'Oliver Perez role not defined for Mets'



Perez helped the Mets last year.

He was instrumental in showing teammates that home runs can easily be hit at Citi.





'The Yankees are open to Trading Joba'



The last chapter of the Cashman Epic, 'Joba Rules'



'Rafael Soriano signs with Yankees'



And a collective, "Aw Shi*" from early Soriano drafters everywhere......





'Teams have cooled talks with Scott Boras about Kevin Millwood and Bruce Chen'





Jeff Francis has replaced Chen in being the ace of the Royals. Chen is looking for 'ace money' elsewhere. Millwood, 'former ace money'

[Edwards Kings]

Originally posted by DOUGHBOYS:

'Oliver Perez role not defined for Mets'





Actually, I read he is getting his specialized training now to do something that has at least a little value for the Mutts!