Roto Snips

[DOUGHBOYS]

JD Drew- 'He is due to bust out eventually'



I was gonna say this should go on his tombstone, but that would be a whole new meaning.

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Jeff Karstens- 'At this point, we have to believe Karstens is at least partly for real, his last bad start was April 17'



The 'Bautista effect'. The writer wants to believe his past rather than help a current fantasy team.

At the end of the season, he will discover a stat from the past that made Karstens a viable pitcher this year and he'll feel much better about himself.

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Kevin Youkilis- 'X-rays came back negative...'



Mrs. Youkilis put band-aids in young Kevy's toy box to re-assure him.

The Red Sox have installed an x-ray machine in Youkilis locker for the same reason.

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Scott Cousins- 'has yet to resume baseball activities due to a lower back strain'



In unrelated news, the sales of voodoo dolls in San Francisco have skyrocketed.

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Maicer Izturis- 'Is missing another game due to a sore right foot'



As a child, young Maicer played a lot over at the Youkilis house