01 - Brandon League + Seattle 15 game losing skid = 0 saves
02 - Desmond Jennings + July 22 call-up = 2 months too late
03 - Stephen Drew + broken ankle = Darwin Barney for $10 FAAB
04 - Dustin Pedroia =

05 - Evan Longoria > Adrian Gonzalez = judgment error
06 - Jose Lopez + Coors Field = unconditional release
07 - Chris Heisey + 3 HR game = optimism
08 - (Chris Heisey + 3 HR game) / 12 AB per week = huh?
09 - Wandy Rodriguez + HOU offense - HOU bullpen = 6 wins
10 - Brian Matusz + line drive - command + Orioles = lost season
11 - Jaime Garcia in 17th round = (blind squirrel + an acorn)
12 - Jorge Posada - catcher's gear + DH = wrong token Yankee
Kevin