We get some real goofy reports until the rubber hits the road in Spring Training. I thought I would start a thread so everyone can have a chuckle.
My first one is not the worst, but it is typical of how certain writers really go out on a limb (posted at Rotoworld from something called the Wilmington News Journal):
"Cole Hamels has been cleared to begin his offseason program. Hamels posted 194 strikeouts over 216 innings and will be a top option worthy of an early-to-mid round pick next season. Barring an unforseen setback, he'll be ready for the beginning of spring training."
"...early-to-mid round pick..."? Ya think? Insightful...deep!
Stupidest Off-Season Fantasy Report
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