New Major League Franchise

[Edwards Kings]

With so many quality free agents out their, Bud Selig has decided to grant a MLB franchise to Blue Hair, Nevada. Here is the results of the supplemental draft of available free agents:



1B Derrek Lee - 36

2B Craig Counsel - 41

SS Orlando Cabrera - 36

3B Omar Vizquel - 44

C Ivan Rodriguez - 39

OF Mike Cameron - 38

OF Raul Ibanez - 39

OF Magglio Ordonez - 37



UT Jason Varitek - 39

UT Jamey Carroll - 37

UT Edgar Renteria - 36

UT Mark DeRosa - 36

UT Pat "The Kid" Burrell - 35



SP Time Wakefield - 45

SP Bartolo Colon - 38

SP Kevin Millwood - 36

SP Livan Hernandez - 36

SP Doug Davis - 36

RP Francisco Cordero - 36

RP Darren Oliver - 41

RP Octavio Dotel - 37

RP Miguel Batista - 40

RP Arthur Rhodes - 41

RP Guillermo Mota - 38

RP LaTroy Hawkins - 38



The naming contest for the new team is complete:



Third place, the "Bengay's".

Second place, the "Defib's"

Winner is the "Dieja's"!



Season tickets are on sale at kiosks next to the reading glasses it the drug store.



OK. Corny but I was bored and I was reading how all those uber-veterans were announcing their intentions to continue their baseball career next year.

[Raskol]

Don't forget Jamie Moyer! At a mere 49 years of age he would breathe some life into this group.