In fact if anything, I respect (and fear) your recruiting techniques.Glenneration X wrote:Baseball Furies wrote:Now I'm a dog. Nice. Really nice.
. You should just hop in Glenn while you can...the view is much better from this side 
. MTM's done a great job, it'll be a blast...plus Sack wants more easy money!! 
OK, enough of the BS Massotto, just answer the following three questions with the truth.....Baseball Furies wrote: So Glenn, you are saying me being the blind dog that I am, I executed Scott Fleming with a paintball gun?!
Glenneration X wrote:OK, enough of the BS Massotto, just answer the following three questions with the truth.....Baseball Furies wrote: So Glenn, you are saying me being the blind dog that I am, I executed Scott Fleming with a paintball gun?!
1- Where were you on the night of January 23rd, the last night anyone on these boards had heard from either Fleming or Jupinka......alive????
2 - What was Jupinka's $100,000.00 NFBC Championship check stub doing in your safe????
3 - What were you doing at Joe Anthony's house in the middle of the night with a handgun and more importantly, that bow in your hair????
The real reason Ken Magner has joined the "Invitational", an undercover sting operation to take down the King"Pug" himself, Mikey the Mouth. Magner's looking to make Commissioner one day.
A word of advice Mikey.....don't bend over for the bone!!!
All kidding aside Joe, I told Mikey months back, before this thread even started, that weekend was going to be real tough for me. Believe me, I would love to be there and I'm still trying to figure it out, but it really is unlikely. Besides, Sack ended up with enough of my kids' future college funds last year. I am enjoying this thread though, fun stuff.
#15 has your name all over it, so start getting used to it, or it won't be the dogs that I'll be releasing on your wimp ass. 
I don't know Mike, that girl that used to be a guy looks like she might be working out...ie JUICING with Arod! Keep your thoughts and hands to yourselfs at the MtM Invatational Boys, that "Assistant" could break your neck.Baseball Furies wrote:While we are waiting, I'd like everyone to meet your Assistant Live Draft Facilitator for the event...
You think this is good, you aint seen nothin' yet, boys! Let's make this 15 ASAP so that I can turn my attention to working on other things if you know what I mean.
Winston's Empire wrote:I don't know Mike, that girl that used to be a guy looks like she might be working out...ie JUICING with Arod! Keep your thoughts and hands to yourselfs at the MtM Invatational Boys, that "Assistant" could break your neck.Baseball Furies wrote:While we are waiting, I'd like everyone to meet your Assistant Live Draft Facilitator for the event...
You think this is good, you aint seen nothin' yet, boys! Let's make this 15 ASAP so that I can turn my attention to working on other things if you know what I mean.
That's good enough for me. Is there any doubt that I will be able to get him there given my alluring charm and powers of persuasion? Okay Lowy, let's hear your witty retort. We're all waiting for it.... 
haha.....i want to facilitate with her.......how do i get hired? Jupinka and lowy will vouch for me:)Baseball Furies wrote:While we are waiting, I'd like everyone to meet your Assistant Live Draft Facilitator for the event...
You think this is good, you aint seen nothin' yet, boys! Let's make this 15 ASAP so that I can turn my attention to working on other things if you know what I mean.
Hey all,la Jolla wrote:Greg/Tom, please put me down for this league. Sounds like it will be a blast, looking forward to it.
- Scott
He is ready to relieve you of your money and your dignity when he's through finishing second to me this year in the league! This baby just got that much more competitive. We are now just one more away from rounding out this incredible event ! For those of you who are questioning my math on this, just refer all inquiries to Mr. Glenn Lowy. 
Looks good, Greg. Fleming is from Totowa, NJ though. How about getting Shawn Childs to make the trip? Or what about Roy's suggestion about getting Meatloaf there?Greg Ambrosius wrote:It looks like a winner Mikey. Let me know if this is the correct signup list:
"Mike the Mouth" NY Metropolitan League Invitational Super Event"
Friday, March 23rd, 6-9 pm starting time tentative, Mahwah Sheraton + Online
1. Mike Massotto, Caldwell, New Jersey
2. Joe Thelen, Garden City, New York
3. Stephen Jupinka, Waldwick, New Jersey
4. Michael Edelman, Elmwood Park, New Jersey
5. Roy Ericson, Little Falls, New Jersey
6. Michael Lins, Hillsborough, New Jersey
7. Dan Mitlof, Congers, New York
8. Eddie Gillis, Jamestown, Rhode Island
9. David Deterra, Jamestown, Rhode Island
10. Joe Anthony/Ken Magner, Freehold, New Jersey
11. John Lemke, Brooklyn, New York
12. Marc Perlmutter, Chappaqua, New York
13. Scott Fleming, Totowa, New York
Good luck all and ONLY 2 SPOTS LEFT!!! Who wants to be known as the BEST OF THE EAST COAST!!!
Really one with Lowy coming on board as #15, but not to confuse people... Absolutely! If I said it once I'll say it again...1st beer on me, next 2 on Jupinka!! Nobody wants Glenn in more than me...I owe him for pushing the Mouth onto meSack wrote:Mikey:
Being at 13 confirmed, this has got to be killing our "X" man hero! He must have to check this thread all the time now, not wanting to miss out on the limelight the final signup will bring him! You should probably guarantee Ole Glenn the "first" Sirius interview spot after yourself ( of course ) if you are able to secure that bonus! You know that will push him over the top.
C'mon Glenn, your entry into this league would make this a true All-Star bash! My partner Joe will even buy
you your first adult beverage! Tell em Joe, we want Glenneration X to dive in to this Super Event so together we can
kick his butt!
Well they might have to send the second string since that is TOUT Weekend in NYCBaseball Furies wrote: Is there any doubt that I will be able to get him there given my alluring charm and powers of persuasion?
We're a Friday night event and not too far from NYC, so there should be no problem sending the A-Team to cover this event!Captain Hook wrote:Well they might have to send the second string since that is TOUT Weekend in NYCBaseball Furies wrote: Is there any doubt that I will be able to get him there given my alluring charm and powers of persuasion?
Maybe you can get Lenny Melnick and the FPros911 crew to cover your event.
I have been laughing so hard at this and the thought of what you must have typed into Google to get it!!Baseball Furies wrote:
You think this is bad? You have no idea what I had to search through to get this photo.
Thanks, Max. Word of advice: If you know what's good for you, never Google "testicles" ever unless your life depends upon it.Winston's Empire wrote:I have been laughing so hard at this and the thought of what you must have typed into Google to get it!!Baseball Furies wrote:
You think this is bad? You have no idea what I had to search through to get this photo.
Thanks for the laugh MtM!
Mikey, I see you found an old college picture of me and my girlfriend at the time at an after party. Obviously, I hadn't fully matured as of yet, late bloomer.Baseball Furies wrote:Thanks, Max. Word of advice: If you know what's good for you, never Google "testicles" ever unless your life depends upon it.Winston's Empire wrote:I have been laughing so hard at this and the thought of what you must have typed into Google to get it!!Baseball Furies wrote:
You think this is bad? You have no idea what I had to search through to get this photo.
Thanks for the laugh MtM!
Funny you should mention this. I originally had typed in "B" for balls, and "Bastard" came up with your picture. Go figure.Quahogs wrote:Hey MtM I bet all you had to do is type "T" and it autofilled for you didn't it ? heh heh...
