Fantasy Camp

[Baseball Furies]

Classic as always, Dough! I laughed my ass off at the Doritos line...even though I had to admit that you nailed me on that one. Welcome home.

[Glenneration X]

Welcome back to where you belong Dough. This place wasn't the same without you.

[DOUGHBOYS]

Thanks Glenn.
Hopefully, you don't become such a stranger to these parts yourself. You're an integral part of the community.
I try to do the countdown to Opening Day in my mind, but the visuals are so much cooler.
You are missed.

[headhunters]

ya glenn. a full time job, wife, and a couple of young kids are NOT excuses for not doing the countdown. go from 4 hours of sleep a night to 3:45 and get started!

[DOUGHBOYS]

ya glenn. a full time job, wife, and a couple of young kids are NOT excuses for not doing the countdown. go from 4 hours of sleep a night to 3:45 and get started!

Ha!
I didn't ask him to do the Countdown, Mike! That's been done.
Just not to be a stranger.

[Edwards Kings]

Yes...yes we can now confirm there has been a Glenneration X siting...it is widely believe to be him pictured here sneaking out for a smoke...the hand signal at the end gave him away...

[DOUGHBOYS]

Let's look in on the kids......

KJ Duke: I screwed the pooch in FAAB this year. Screwed the pooch, AND I LOVE DOGS!
Me, the guy that knows tech better than just about anybody, killed by one stupid keypunch. So ironic.
I hate Camp this year.

headhunters: Hey guys! Did you see that little Johnny Pausma from down my street won our Main Event?!
The City with the big shoulders just kicked the Statue of Liberty in the nooch!
Little Johnny beat every wannabe that went to the Bellagio.
Ha! Everybody that went to the Bellagio was stupid!

Ando: Little Johnny, represent!

Navel Lint: Who cares? How could little Johnny draft in Chicago and hate the Cubs.
How can ANYBODY hate the Cubs?

Vander: We're playing these drafts like stocks. Not like home town teams.Little Johnny did right.

Baseball Furies: What the fuck? Oh, and pardon my french, that's what they speak in Chicago though, right?
Cubs this, Cubs that, you guys are so far up your own ass, you can't see straight! Does it really surprise you that a NON Cubs fan from Chicago won the Main Event? The CUBS SUCK! The Mets, that's a real team! By the way, I'm calling Greg and trying to have this year's Main Event anulled.
CHICAGO?!? Is that really a thing? How can Chicago drafters be taken seriously when all they got is Sammy Sosa, Ryne Sandberg, and Ferguson Jenkins?
Piazza, Strawberry, and Gooden...Now THERE was some ball players!
Me, finishing in first place in Las Vegas or New York is worth more than an Overall win from Chicago!


GlennerationX: Wait...Mikey....You won? (chuckling) You won a league? (outright laughing now)
Mikey..... won............. a league?
(uproariously laughing so hard, there is smoke coming from his mouth and his pants showing signs of wetness)

Baseball Furies: That is karma. Imagine if you ate a carrot instead of every cigarette you smoked. You may be lucky enough to look like me!

Fourslot40: Mikey won a league. Oh Crap.

rockitsauce: whatsamatta WD 40?

Fourslot40: I lost a bet with Juprinka. He bet me that Mikey would win a league before Hell froze over. I took the over on Hell.

Toddz: 510-1....25,000,000-1

Bjoak: That needs no interpretation.
That was little Johnny's odds of winning the Main Event and Mikey's odds of winning the....well just winning anything

Baseball Furies: You guys are a real riot. I won all my leagues against the best competition in the world.
While I was eating my arugala salad, those so-called monsters of the midway in Chicago were eating thick crust pizza!
They don't even know how to eat pizza right!

rkulaski: Hey guys, did you hear that Edwards Kings punched DOUGHBOYS in the nose? It wasn't pretty.

Yah Mule: I hope that somebody breaks Edwards Kings orbital bone with a punch of their own! He was bragging about how he was going to hit DOUGHBOYS. You know that only makes it worse.

Croaker: Baloney. This is Fantasy Camp. Sometimes somebody needs punched. What does it matter if they talked about it first?
Either way, DOUGHBOYS gets punched on the schnoz. Hurts the same, no matter how you look at it. DOUGHBOYS just needs to learn how to duck!

ultrarunner: Hey Jonny Stadts, I heard you won the Platinum AND Ultimate Leagues! When are those rich guys gonna realize that they're being hustled? If you keep doing that, those suits are gonna get wise and not throw so much money into the till!

texas connection: Aw schucks, it was just luck.

ultrarunner: Thattababy! You keep that up and they'll keep biting on that hook you keep throwing out.

texas connection: I am who I am. By the way, who are you? Madcow Sez or ultrarunner?

CC's Desperados: Hey Fellas.

Low Talkers: Hey CC, long time no see. Like....years.

CC's Desperados: I know. Somehow, I just can't get over this hump to win another Main Event.

Low Talkers: Maybe it's because you're giving a lot of advice in how to win a Main Event.

CC's Desperados: Look who's talking.

Low Talkers: In a lot of ways, once you've made your mark, it's almost like we graduated from this place.

Gekko: OR, you can be like me. I keep winning every year. I've been loud, I've been quiet. One year, I even cashed in 13 of 14 leagues.
I just keep winning, including this year again, and nobody seems to care.

Quahogs: We're all noticing, Gek.

CC's Desperados: Yep, we do.

Low Talkers: And some day, you'll feel like you've graduated from this Camp like we have.

[Baseball Furies]

I think I just pissed myself reading this! Great stuff as always, Dough! Loved it! Arugula salad (which is the correct way to spell it by the way...I realize that Colorado is short on Italians )? Lowy eating carrots instead of cigs? But did you have inflate Gekko's head even more? After all, he's only preying on weak online Mains mostly full of guppies to win his titles and money these days.

[Ultrarunner]

I had an identity crisis. MadCow Sez didn’t survive the bulletin board transition to the new website. I hope y’all don’t lose too much sleep over this

[Gekko]

Tonight I will be posting my season summary. Mostly focusing on the sportshub platform and faab interface. Probably won’t be too much talk of me capturing a 7th main event title, nor with promoting my induction into the NFBC Hall of Fame (already 2 years late).

[Gekko]

But did you have inflate Gekko's head even more? After all, he's only preying on weak online Mains mostly full of guppies to win his titles and money these days.

7 MAIN EVENT LEAGUE TITLES:
Mark Srebro 2007, 2008, 2010, 2010, 2015, 2016, 2018

1 LUCKY MAIN EVENT LEAGUE TITLE:
MTM 2018

[Edwards Kings]

Wait...wait...I know I have been MIA as my new job is kicking my wrinkled old ass, but I hit who...where?