The Fourth Annual Live MTM Super Event: Friday 4/3/15 in NYC

[Baseball Furies]

In reviewing the list of officially registered owners below, I felt compelled to state unequivocally that so far, all are men of high standing, superior intellect, sharp wit, and of course incredible fantasy baseball acumen (well, at least I have three out four bases covered


NEW YORK MTM SUPER - 15 TEAMS
New York Hilton
Friday, April 3, 8 pm ET

1. Matthew Modica, Chicago, Illinois
2. Joe Thelen, Garden City, New York
3. Mike Massotto, Livingston, New Jersey
4. Eddie Gillis, Jamestown, Rhode Island
5. Marc Perlmutter, Chappaqua, New York
6. Philip Bachner, West Hempstead, New York
7. Michael Edelman, Elmwood Park, New Jersey
8. Larry Lensak, Wayne, New Jersey
9. Andre Bourcier, Horseshoe Bay, Texas
10. John Lemke, Brooklyn, New York
11. Gaetan Lavoie, Dorval, Quebec

However, it has also come to my attention that there is another lesser and greatly inferior class of person on these boards who may review this thread from time to admire this group and the competition along with its associated festivities, yet choose to steer clear of the challenge, lacking in their own minds what it would take to join such an elite league. These are commonly the dregs of the message board society...the fantasy football player...the "industry expert"... the eccentric and deranged Canadian or two (excluding Gaetan, of course, who has proven that despite his French Canadian ethnicity which is the worst sub-type of Canadian, he's passable) ...and of course the largest portion who make up the aforementioned population...the pussies. That's right, you heard me...pussies! They come in all shapes and sizes with the requisite lack of testicles. They hail from all parts of the country, such as Long Island, NY, the suburbs and outlying areas of Boston, Massachusetts, from north to south in droves in the great state of New Jersey for some reason, and other parts of the eastern seaboard too numerous to list here. But the one thing that they all share in common is the shame of dodging this league year in and year out. But there is yet hope for you oh fair pussy boys, as all it takes is for you to step forward to announce your participation in this great league, and you can begin the rehabilitation process on the path to again growing a pair.

The live "Iron Balls' KDS drawing the actual day of the event may immediately put your newly regenerated stones to the test, but you can hack it like the rest of us as any real men of stature commonly do when confronted which such challenges of their intestinal fortitude. So who will be next to step forward to declare that they are shedding their mantle of "pussihood"? We are all waiting to welcome you and your donation into the fold for the 2015 season.

And now in the spirit of this post, here is a photo gallery of some famous pussies for your perusal and enjoyment:


Sneaky Pussy


Fat and Lazy Pussy


Supposedly Funny Pussy


Street Savvy Pussy


Courageous Pussy


"Hello" Pussy (this one kind of looks like Dobies )


Scratchy Pussy


For some reason this photo came up under the search for 'Scratchy Pussy'. Not sure what's going on with her, but I'm sure most of us would risk it.


Idiot Pussy


Wisecracking Pussy



Trouble-making Pussy


Hillbilly Pussy (not to be confused with a photo of Wayne Edwards )


Pussy Lover


Super Bowl Pussy


Pussy Galore


Octopussy


Big Pussy (Had to be one of the most horrible on-line experiences I ever had until I refined my initial search )

But for some reason Lisa Ann did pop up again...please scroll down to see a shot of her pussy. Warning! Mature Content to Follow!























Lucky cat!


See you at the draft boys!

[Baseball Furies]

Just an update that there are least three more of those dreaded "tentatives" lingering out there for this baby. So if you're considering being part of this amazing event, now is the time to commit. The planning for the festivities is in full swing, and Lisa Ann is moist in anticipation of your enrollment.



In this photo: Todd Zola's favorite spotter for his wrist exercises

[Edwards Kings]

Hillbilly Pussy (not to be confused with a photo of Wayne Edwards )

Damn shame I cannot be part of the festivities. But, in order to help everyone from the Nawth better understand the picture, a few points of clarification.

That tall thing in the background is called a "tree". We have those in abundance down here. In NY or NJ, you may have to go to a museum to see one.

The green stuff on the ground is "grass". You can dry it a smoke it like the other grass, but you will not get high. It is the stuff that the astroturf was based on.

That long thing in hillbillies hand is called a "gun". We are allowed to have them down here. It is because of them that we have so little crime and so many virginal daughters.

The rickey front porch and sprung sofa is a ruse. We keep the good stuff inside (like the vintage velvet Elvis portraits). We don't like strangers and do not want Yankees stopping by to tell us how they do things in Cleveland.

Hope this helps and for those honored enough to be in this contest, I bet you are gonna have one HELLUVA time!

[Quahogs]

Hillbilly Pussy (not to be confused with a photo of Wayne Edwards )

Damn shame I cannot be part of the festivities. But, in order to help everyone from the Nawth better understand the picture, a few points of clarification.

That tall thing in the background is called a "tree". We have those in abundance down here. In NY or NJ, you may have to go to a museum to see one.

Not sure why I know this site exists. But I do. Mr Edwards, I beg to differ !

http://www.state.nj.us/dep/parksandfore ... istry.html

[Edwards Kings]

Hummmm...point taken, but notice, that department seems to necessarily be a division under the New Jersey Environmental Protection Agency. So....NJ DOES have trees...they are just endangered!

[Quahogs]

Before they disappear you may want to get up here for some good squirrel huntin' 1 million squirrels living in the 20 trees we have left - like shootin' fish in a barrel !

[Edwards Kings]

Before they disappear you may want to get up here for some good squirrel huntin' 1 million squirrels living in the 20 trees we have left - like shootin' fish in a barrel !

Yummm...fried squirrel and grits...errr...polenta to you guys!

They may as well surrender now and jump in the flour themselves....

[76erfan]

Put me down as tentative for a spot. Trying to find a partner to do this (I will be in super auction for a few hours in conflict). Assuming I track down partner.....I am in

[edelman24]

woooooohaa!

[Baseball Furies]

Saxton into the pool with the sharks. I like it!


Lisa Ann likey too and says have a cigar! Why does this pic look so natural for her?

Someone get the paddles ready for Thelen.

[Baseball Furies]

Hillbilly Pussy (not to be confused with a photo of Wayne Edwards )

Damn shame I cannot be part of the festivities. But, in order to help everyone from the Nawth better understand the picture, a few points of clarification.

That tall thing in the background is called a "tree". We have those in abundance down here. In NY or NJ, you may have to go to a museum to see one.

The green stuff on the ground is "grass". You can dry it a smoke it like the other grass, but you will not get high. It is the stuff that the astroturf was based on.

That long thing in hillbillies hand is called a "gun". We are allowed to have them down here. It is because of them that we have so little crime and so many virginal daughters.

The rickey front porch and sprung sofa is a ruse. We keep the good stuff inside (like the vintage velvet Elvis portraits). We don't like strangers and do not want Yankees stopping by to tell us how they do things in Cleveland.

Hope this helps and for those honored enough to be in this contest, I bet you are gonna have one HELLUVA time!

Hey Wayne! Good hearing from ya you ole' redneck sombitch! Now don't be getting all jealous now because we have things like flush toilets and teeth up in these parts. Someday you should make the trip north and you'll see what true high livin' is like. And the only furniture we have outside our houses up here we put out for the springtime through the summer on what we call our "patios" (it's where the cess pool would be out back of your place )...and it aint no beds or couches you slack-jawed coot. True we don't arm our populace like you do. We like to keep firearms out of the hands of people with IQ's under 90, which essentially makes up most of your home state.

[Edwards Kings]

Now, now Mikey...I know how hard it is to live up North...beaches you cannot swim at because it either too damn cold or the crime scene tape gets in the way, where you have to discern which one of the 97 meanings of "fugetaboutit" is proper for the current conversation, and when asked during their high school exam "Who is the President of the United States?", both "Tony Soprano" and "Vito Corleone" will get you at least 1/2 credit. Let's just leave it with a little inspiration:



North.



South.

Seriously, have a great competition...this should be THE event.

[76erfan]

ok that didnt take long.

Jupinka/Saxton is officially in.

[Greg Ambrosius]

NOW ONLY 3 SPOTS LEFT in the MTM New York Super League and quite possibly less than that. Mikey has a couple of other owners on the hook, so we are very close to selling this out with all 15 owners live at the New York Hilton. Here's a look at the current signup list:

NEW YORK MTM SUPER - 15 TEAMS
New York Hilton
Friday, April 3, 8 pm ET
1. Matthew Modica, Chicago, Illinois
2. Joe Thelen, Garden City, New York
3. Mike Massotto, Livingston, New Jersey
4. Eddie Gillis, Jamestown, Rhode Island
5. Marc Perlmutter, Chappaqua, New York
6. Philip Bachner, West Hempstead, New York
7. Michael Edelman, Elmwood Park, New Jersey
8. Larry Lensak, Wayne, New Jersey
9. Andre Bourcier, Horseshoe Bay, Texas
10. John Lemke, Brooklyn, New York
11. Gaetan Lavoie, Dorval, Quebec
12. Andy Saxton/Steve Jupinka, Bear, Delaware
13. Scott Fleming (tentative)

We're getting close. Stay well all and get ready for the SOLD OUT sign soon enough. Good job all.

[ALL-IN JD]

What a shock!!! A porn star is supposedly in the house and Fleming all of a sudden comes out of retirement!!! Spearmint Rhino baby!!

[Quahogs]

What a shock!!! A porn star is supposedly in the house and Fleming all of a sudden comes out of retirement!!! Spearmint Rhino baby!!

We grew up collecting TOPPS Baseball cards. Fleming collected TOPLESS Porn Star cards !

[Greg Ambrosius]

Geez, there's no way I can update this thread from the home computer. My kids already know I work in the fantasy industry, but this thread would screw their minds up!!!

So I'll get in this latest update before going home tonight. We're at 14 owners now with Scott Fleming and two other owners are interested and want to return. Patrick Gallagher either saw the pictures or the easy owners' list and decided to venture down from Boston for this one. Welcome aboard Patrick, but I'm not sure you know what you're getting into!!! Should be fun.

Here's the latest signup list with one guaranteed spot left:

NEW YORK MTM SUPER - 15 TEAMS
New York Hilton
Friday, April 3, 8 pm ET
1. Matthew Modica, Chicago, Illinois
2. Joe Thelen, Garden City, New York
3. Mike Massotto, Livingston, New Jersey
4. Eddie Gillis, Jamestown, Rhode Island
5. Marc Perlmutter, Chappaqua, New York
6. Philip Bachner, West Hempstead, New York
7. Michael Edelman, Elmwood Park, New Jersey
8. Larry Lensak, Wayne, New Jersey
9. Andre Bourcier, Horseshoe Bay, Texas
10. John Lemke, Brooklyn, New York
11. Gaetan Lavoie, Dorval, Quebec
12. Andy Saxton/Steve Jupinka, Bear, Delaware
13. Patrick Gallagher, Boston, Massachusetts
14. Scott Fleming (tentative)

[Baseball Furies]

ok that didnt take long.

Jupinka/Saxton is officially in.

Jupinka obviously hasn't learned his lesson, the once great champion that he was who has long since fallen from grace. These partnership pairings in these high stakes drafts just aren't working. Jupinka+Saxton= whatever one step above Mike "Poopy Tooth" Lins is. Maybe like about Dobies. Money in the bank for me this year.

[Quahogs]

Dean Wormer: Here are your NFBC Main Event Lifetime rankings for 2014.
Mr. Lowry: two 50's, and a 60. That's a 438
Mr. Fleming? A 58. Actually an improvment to 552
Mr. Jupinka; a 40 and a 92. A fine example you set!
Mr. Mass...
[sees Massotto with a pair of pencils in his nostrils]
Mr. Massotto... zero... point... zero. You HAVE no NFBC MAIN EVENT ranking.
[Massotto shrugs]

Massotto: Christ. Seven years of NFBC drafts down the drain. Might as well join the fucking NFFC.

[Tom Kessenich]

This league is now unofficially SOLD OUT. Michael Allocca saw our ad in the RotoWire magazine and is looking to get into some high-stakes fun in New York. He's likely going to sign up for the Main Event on Saturday but likes the prize payouts in the Super too. So he's officially in. We have to get confirmation from Scott but if he confirms then we will officially be SOLD OUT for the Friday night Super.

NEW YORK MTM SUPER - 15 TEAMS
New York Hilton
Friday, April 3, 8 pm ET
1. Matthew Modica, Chicago, Illinois
2. Joe Thelen, Garden City, New York
3. Mike Massotto, Livingston, New Jersey
4. Eddie Gillis, Jamestown, Rhode Island
5. Marc Perlmutter, Chappaqua, New York
6. Philip Bachner, West Hempstead, New York
7. Michael Edelman, Elmwood Park, New Jersey
8. Larry Lensak, Wayne, New Jersey
9. Andre Bourcier, Horseshoe Bay, Texas
10. John Lemke, Brooklyn, New York
11. Gaetan Lavoie, Dorval, Quebec
12. Andy Saxton/Steve Jupinka, Bear, Delaware
13. Patrick Gallagher, Boston, Massachusetts
14. Michael Allocca, Astoria, New York
15. Scott Fleming (tentative)

[Greg Ambrosius]

Great job everyone. This is shaping up as a GREAT, GREAT LEAGUE!! Should be fun.

We do have one tentative owner and if you know Mikey he will get a firm YES very soon!! But if you have interest in this league feel free to contact any of us just in case something falls through. You never know what happens in the next month and first one on the waiting list could find a spot. You never know. So stay in touch and good luck all.

[Baseball Furies]

Dean Wormer: Here are your NFBC Main Event Lifetime rankings for 2014.
Mr. Lowry: two 50's, and a 60. That's a 438
Mr. Fleming? A 58. Actually an improvment to 552
Mr. Jupinka; a 40 and a 92. A fine example you set!
Mr. Mass...
[sees Massotto with a pair of pencils in his nostrils]
Mr. Massotto... zero... point... zero. You HAVE no NFBC MAIN EVENT ranking.
[Massotto shrugs]

Massotto: Christ. Seven years of NFBC drafts down the drain. Might as well join the fucking NFFC.

Okay, since you brought up rankings. Juprinka, how about these:

Lifetime MTM Super League Titles

MASSOTTO: 1

LOWRY: 0.0

FLEMING: 0.0

and not to be left out...

JUPRINKA: 0.0


"I expected a little more from an NFBC HOF'er!"

[Baseball Furies]

Now that I took a minute to shut Juprinka up, it's time for a quick update to let everyone know that the plans for the festivities for this special event are in full swing. The reservations are set for our post-draft dinner and drinking at Rosie O'Grady's for right after we complete the draft...so no one eat the slop that Greg and Tom will have out for us during.

The League Champion Trophy plaque is being engraved in honor of our 2014 champ, Joe Thelen. I am in the process of hiring someone to help him lift it so he doesn't ended up in a wheelchair and me with that on my conscience the rest of my life. I also plan on Lisa Anne doing the official coronation, and having her draw the baseballs for the "Iron Balls" KDS. All she had to do was hear "balls", and she was in.

The favors and special gifts for the competitors this year are in the works, including the extra special league participant gifts of limited edition, NFBC, Lisa Ann faux vagina's signed by her personally for everyone. I wanted the "scratch and sniff" version for you guys, but she said that it's still in production, but these will do I guess.

We will have a private room, music, incriminating photography, and whatever else I can up with to outdo myself this year. I even got Lisa Ann to help out Juprinka with his first few rounds of picks which are always the most difficult for him. So she will be sitting at the draft table going through his notes on his picks to assist him in anyway she can. Now isn't that nice of her to do that?

So with a lot of fresh meat in this one this year, the chum in the water has the sharks circling.





What it will feel like at the draft table to be a newbie in this league.







How Juprinka will look at the draft table. Doesn't get anymore uncomfortable for him than this.







Hope you're ready for me come draft day, boys!

[Quahogs]

You KNOW you're in the death throes of winter when the temp drops below Massotto's average Vegas score !

[Greg Ambrosius]

There has to be some type of punishment for any owner who finishes with fewer points than Lisa Ann's cup size, right? I'm not sure what that number is. Any guesses?