It should be a movie…”The Fourteen Year Virgin”…
We have fifteen teams so odds are (all things being equal…which they aren’t) I would win a league one of the first fifteen years and I just made it. And I am very happy about it and my wife is happy about it because I will not bitch all winter. And one more thing…the way I won really means I still have no clue as to what I am doing.
Sounds weird, yes? Not really. Given how I drafted my team, what SHOULD have been my team strengths, and what ended up being what carried me…well, I just missed too many things and got too lucky in other areas to call it skill. Run away now because what follows is an ad nauseam review of my team.
But first, thanks to all the guys in the league. It turned into a three horse race for much of the season, but no one seemed to quit and I had a lot of fun (of course you twit…you won).
Anyway, when I drafted this team, I concentrated much of my early team on getting a balanced offense that would not have any issues with power. Of course, being the genius I am, power (HR/RBI) ended up being my worst categories and kept me out of overall money. I ditched starting pitching in the first ten rounds after the second round and my starting pitching ended up being one of two true strengths of this team (the other being speed, but at least I planned for that).
Position by position:
Catchers: I did not value catchers much this year, but neither did the rest of the league. Only eight catchers were off the board by the time I drafted Wieters in the 13th. Four more went before I grabbed Vogt in the 16th. Seems like almost every catcher was better than they were (though I dropped Vogt and picked up Christian Vazquez, who seemed to go 4-4, and the BoSox would punish him by sitting him for three days). Catchers were a black hole this year and I was in the bottom of the pit. Good news is you can get over a couple of bad catchers as most catchers are bad catchers.
Cornermen: Before the draft I made a case for Nolan Arenado being the first pick in the draft. I ended up with the seventh pick and but my pick where my mouth is and grabbed Arenado. You can grab Trout, or Harper or Kershaw or whoever had the really hot year the year before your current draft and you may get the #1 player. I don’t really care to get the #1 player. Be nice, but for my first round pick I want as solid and steady and high level as I can get. So .300/40/130/100+ average or so over the last three years hitting in the middle of the Colorado lineup and will turn 27 next April? Yes…sign me up next year too.
My next cornerman was Evan Longoria. I picked him over Justin Turner in the 10th. Always plays (600+ AB each of the last five years). Only 31 this year. 30+ HR in two of the previous four years. .270+ BA the previous two years. Let’s just say he missed on the HR binge this year and had an off year or at least one of his de minimis years. Not crushingly bad, but not what I needed. The stats I got out of the position (mostly Longoria) were .265, 71 runs, 20 HR, and 86 RBI.
The last was Mike Napoli. I had Napoli two years ago…he sucked. I missed him last year…big time power. I had him this year…he sucked. Some trend. For a 17th rounder, I thought he would put me over the top power-wise. I held on to him until they put him on the bench for good in September. I gave up him as a full-time starter around Week 9 and went with FA pick-up Logan Morrison ($13 on 4/16 so I missed a little of his early thunder). He was my only player really to catch the “surprise” power wave. For the third cornerman, the combo was able to get over 500 AB, 33 HR and 79 RBI’s. Not bad. The not good is 65 runs (not crushing) and a .221 BA (pretty ugly).
As a group, the cornermen gave me a .2656 BA, 234 Runs, 90 HR, 293 RBI and also tossed in 12 SB.
Middleinfielders: I reached a bit for Dee Gordon in the third round but the gamble paid off. With 60 SB, he is the reason I ended up with so many SB points. The .305+ BA and 100+ runs are also plus-plus. Thought I had the RBI/HR deficiency covered, but ended up not. Still, great production.
My second MI was Starlin Castro (18th round) and I was loving it until his second hammie injury. I dropped him and never picked him back up when he got healthy. Replaced him with Matt Carpenter (way underperformed my 5th round investment and certainly didn’t catch the power-wave), who had been in my Utility spot. Carpenter never really took off this year. Also a sprinkling of Howie Kendrick. Still, I was able to get 551 AB with .281 BA, 94 Runs, 21 HR, and 71 RBI’s. No help in SB, but not bad for a MI spot.
Lastly was one of my miracles, Andrelton Simmons. He was a bit of a panic pick (shortstop…I need a shortstop?) in the 26th round. He played and played well. For the position (a little Dansby, a little Ketel tossed in) and my third MI position ended up with nearly 600 AB, .267 BA, 79 runs scored, 16 HR, 72 RBI’s (pretty close to a miracle) and another 16 SB.
As far as a MI group, pretty strong with a .2860 BA, 285 Runs, 39 HR, 174 RBI and 77 SB
Outfield: My first was Andrew McCutchen (4th round). I was high on him this year to return first round numbers. He wasn’t bad and had one really hot month, but with a .279 BA, 94 Runs, 28 HR, 88 RBI, and 11 SB, he at least produced some numbers equal to his draft spot. Another player who did what you could reasonably expect, but power-wise didn’t really catch the wave.
I went for power with Trumbo (7th round) as my second outfielder. I didn’t expect Trumbo to hit 47 again. I also didn’t expect only 22 from him and only 66 RBI’s. The crappy BA is not a surprise, but in my book he just sucked. Mr. Trumbo…step into this room…there is someone I want you to meet….
I expected a rebound of sorts from Lorenzo Cain (9th round) and got it. The .300 BA was needed. He scored runs (86), hit a few dingers (15) and stole bases (26). The RBI’s were certainly a disappointment (49), but the other numbers made Cain (like McCutchen) a top 15 outfielder in my estimation and not bad for a #3 outfielder.
With the way the Yankees outfield was seemingly going to be set up this year, I drafted Jacoby Ellsbury (19th) and Brett Gardner (21st but as an aside, these two were part of a four round Yankee run). I expected these two to combine into one outfielder depending on who was healthy or who got dinged if Hicks got hot. As it turned out, I used Gardner in this spot all but three weeks. No monster power surge, but a .2671 BA, 94 Runs, 19 HR, 62 RBI and 25 SB for my fourth OFer spot is something I would not mind penciling in again for next year. Players like Cain, and Simmons, and Gardner on top of Gordan gave me a great base that played well (would have been REALLY well some other years) this year but did leave me short HR and RBI given a few other of my power-plus guys disappointed.
I was going to use Ellsbury here until he got hurt and had picked up Avisail Garcia (24th round) as a backup outfielder or potential Utility player but instead used him as my fifth OFer for all but about 4 ½ weeks of the season. I missed some of his early week production, but for the positon (with a touch of Ellsbury, Kendrick, and Olson), I got .3195 BA (really unexpected but needed), 84 Runs, 20 HR, 79 RBI and 12 SB. Just good across the board help out of what can be a drag position.
My OFers collectively gave me a .2801 BA, 444 Runs, 104 HR, 344 RBI and 76 SB line. This was good, but a couple of years ago it would have been REALLY good.
Utility, like most years, had a lot of ins and outs. Matt Carpenter was the main guy here (while his production was off, especially at BA, his positionality allowed me to mix and match with my bench more than I normally would) early with Napoli (5 weeks), Kendrick (3 ½ weeks), Olson (1 ½ weeks), Candelario (1 ½ weeks) and even Morrison (1/2 week) pitching in for the last half. I got .2537 BA, 95 Runs, 34 HR, 95 RBI and 3 SB. This is the best production I have every gotten out of this position.
I had four weeks out of five (between Weeks 7 and 11) that were monster and vaulted me up the Overall board. Too bad I couldn’t catch more lightning after the ASB, but if you notice one thing that truly must fall into the luck column is that other than Castro, there were very few of my drafted guys who spent much time on the DL. Sure, some played through injuries (Carpenter) or basically lost relevance as the season wore on (Trumbo, Napoli), but over all this is what a healthy team looks like and is the primary reason I was able to get 100+ more AB than any other team in my league (7,745 AB on the season). My points for BA (13.0 and 75th in the overall), Runs (14.0 and 28th), and SB (14.0 and 10th) elevated my team to third most batting points in my league (way, way behind KJ Duke and Todd Whitestone, who both had 69.0 total points for offense and top 10 overall for batting points) despite poor showing (relatively) in HR (286…once a good number…7.0 points and 327th overall) and RBIs (997, 6.0 and 247th).
My pitching staff was really a concern. I only hoped to be able to cobble together enough SP to be competitive in the league. Riding Kluber (2nd round), Ray (3rd SP taken by me in the 12th round) and Severino (5th SP taken by me in the 20th round and after my third “closer” Jenmar Gomez), I put together a league leading pitching staff and generated 68.0 league points (good for 20th overall and was top 10 until a mini-collapse in the last two weeks). This is blind luck. Yes, I targeted Kluber (a bit reluctantly as he was so overused in 2016 and was the last of the my potential true impact early round starters) and Ray and Severino (but not as much as guys like Maeda, Tallion, and Paxton). Even more surprising was I got there with two real misses (Harvey in the 11th and my second SP taken and Cotton in the 14th and my fourth SP taken). I also drafted Matt Andriese in the 22nd round to be my sixth, planning to go with three closers for much of the first half. Andriese was great for me for eight early season starts (5-0), but then he got hurt. Harvey proved he didn’t have it (was ok for the first three weeks, but by the end of Week 9 was out of my rotation for good after 10 GS). Cotton was in, pitched poorly, was out, came back, still pitched poorly. I kept him for longer than I should (he has “stuff” you know?), but really never gave me much on 10 GS I used him on.
So basically I was scrambling to fill at least three SP spots most of the year (some a little more when Kluber and Ray missed a few). Early, with decidedly mixed results, I used Jesse Chavez, whom I drafted in the 25th round. The 11 GS was too much to use him. Jason Hammel (15 GS…bought him twice, once for $24 and once for $3) was another decidedly mediocre starter I used. He did well for me last year and I kept hoping he would recapture the magic. He didn’t. I actually got good yardage out of RA Dickey (12 GS and only cost me $1) but his win percentage (surprise, surprise) was not good.
I did get good usage out of Colin McHugh after the ASB (10 GS, he won half of them, and cost me $26) but the star SP pick up was Zack Godley (20 GS, $35). He gave me ERA, WHIP, and K support, though he won only five games. I used a rolling combo of 13 pitchers for 28 GS, most of which were not good. All this mediocrity only proves how good Kluber, Ray, and Severino were.
I used three closers for about 16 of the weeks, two for eight of the others and one (Kimbrel, 6th round) the last two weeks. Kimbrel I had tagged to a rebound to the top tier and he proved me right. David Robertson (8th) I had tagged as an underutilized closer on a bad team (right) who would blossom when some playoff bound team put him in a closer situation at the trading deadline (wrong). I drafted Jenmar Gomez (15th) and he lasted a week. Because of this, most of my FA money went for closers despite trying so hard to avoid it. Addison Reed (15 Saves and one win) cost me $357. I had him targeted earlier when I could have gotten him for a song, but missed my chance. After he was also traded to obscurity, I picked up Sam Dyson ($107) and he got me another 11 saves. I spent on others (Shane Greene $81 and barely used and Mike Minor who I wish I had used in the last week but never used at all).
For the year I ended up with a 3.767 ERA (14.0 points and 56th overall), 1.203 WHIP (15.0 and 23), 97 Wins (12.0 and 100th with 83 of those wins coming out of starters over 210 GS), 1,536 K’s (15.0 and 10th and a miracle), and 74 saves (12.0 and 141st).
It may take you to next March to read all this dribble and believe it or not I have more (what the league averages were, et al), but I feel like, in so many ways, Forrest Gump and Dan Semsel…
At the end of the day, I won my league, made it as high as 3rd in the overall during the middle of the year, and I have, in 14 years, never been able to say either of those things. See you in 2031….
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Charles Krauthammer