Shocking Predictions

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Shocking Predictions

Post by Edwards Kings » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:56 pm

Originally posted by DOUGHBOYS:

My favorite Groucho Marx story-



He had a show called 'The Groucho Marx Show"



He would talk to audience members and ad lib some quips.



One of his last shows he was chatting with a woman-



Groucho- "So what do you do"



Woman- "I'm a housewife. I have seven children"



Groucho- "Seven children! That many?"



Woman (blushing)- "I love my husband!"



Groucho- "I love my cigar too, but I take it out every once in awhile!"



Funny, but I heard the same story attributed to former President Bill Clinton?!
Baseball is a slow, boring, complex, cerebral game that doesn't lend itself to histrionics. You 'take in' a baseball game, something odd to say about a football or basketball game, with the clock running and the bodies flying.
Charles Krauthammer

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