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Reason #10: I will make sure that you get a chance to have this chick hang all over you at the draft table (no, seriously, I will).



First weekend in Mahwah, NJ. Be there or miss out!

How in the hell r ur fellow drafters going to concentrate.......ohh, I see what ur up to Michael

Does this draft need facilitators

i called dibs on facilitating this one. ask tom! he has the email!

hey mikey she has bigger arms then you, wait I know this girl she gets $1000 an hour for being a female inpersonater. You better rob a bank to pay for all the goodies you are promoting.

Roy's Outlaws wrote:hey mikey she has bigger arms then you, wait I know this girl she gets $1000 an hour for being a female inpersonater. You better rob a bank to pay for all the goodies you are promoting.

Roy, first of all, nobody has bigger arms than me (at least not anyone participating in fantasy baseball unless you count fat the same as muscle ). And second of all, she is all woman. I actually know her quite well from the gym. She happens to be a former three time figure Olympia champion, and for the record, it aint costing me near that much to have her there

Reason #9: Stephen Jupinka is from NJ, and in honor of this, he will be there to sign any part of your body that you would like provided that you can prove residency in the Garden State, or vicinity AND that you kiss his ass a bit when you meet him to help boost his fragile ego after last year's overall showing in the NFBC.

Reason #8:


Vegas: This costs money. (In this photo-Roy Ericson)


Jersey: This is free. (In this photo-no one Roy Ericson could even get close to in his wildest dreams)

I like free as opposed to cheap....

Baseball Furies wrote:Reason #10: I will make sure that you get a chance to have this chick hang all over you at the draft table (no, seriously, I will).



First weekend in Mahwah, NJ. Be there or miss out!

If my wife was from Jersey instead of Latin America, and on 'roids instead of not, I think this is what she'd look like.
She even has that, "you're doing another draft?" look on her face.

KJ Duke wrote:

Baseball Furies wrote:Reason #10: I will make sure that you get a chance to have this chick hang all over you at the draft table (no, seriously, I will).



First weekend in Mahwah, NJ. Be there or miss out!

If my wife was from Jersey instead of Latin America, and on 'roids instead of not, I think this is what she'd look like.
She even has that, "you're doing another draft?" look on her face.

Kevin buddy your wife is a heck of a lot hotter than that girl with all due respect of course.

chest .rockwell wrote:

KJ Duke wrote:

Baseball Furies wrote:Reason #10: I will make sure that you get a chance to have this chick hang all over you at the draft table (no, seriously, I will).



First weekend in Mahwah, NJ. Be there or miss out!

If my wife was from Jersey instead of Latin America, and on 'roids instead of not, I think this is what she'd look like.
She even has that, "you're doing another draft?" look on her face.

Kevin buddy your wife is a heck of a lot hotter than that girl with all due respect of course.

With all due respect as well, KJ, if your wife looks hotter than this, I will fly her out to Jersey and pay for her appearance at the "MTM" Invitational.

Reason #7: You won't be able to meet my family in Vegas.

Mikey, What Happen in Vegas stay in Vegas. How do u know what in my dreams??????? Plus I live in Wayne not Little Falls

Roy's Outlaws wrote:Mikey, What Happen in Vegas stay in Vegas. How do u know what in my dreams??????? Plus I live in Wayne not Little Falls

Roy,
Stop your drinking and sober up prior to posting on the boards Just PM Tom and let him know your current info so he can update the thread. Thanks.

No Drinking tonight , nite time is only time i can have peace and quite to study, Sleep is OVER-rated. What are u doing up this late. I don't have to get up in the morning 2 more months of vacation.

Baseball Furies wrote:Reason #7: You won't be able to meet my family in Vegas.

Hey Vito, er... Mikey, I didn't see your picture there Here you go:


MTM out on the town after a snack of Johnny Cakes

Reason #6: Vegas has one-armed bandits.



But that pales in comparison to NJ, where we have...



Two-armed bandits (yes, we have hicks in the sticks here, too )

Draft in NJ the first weekend of the NFBC...you'll never what you'll see

Reason #5:

THE BEST OF THE BEST IN THE NFBC DRAFT IN NJ.

Take for example this line-up:

"Mike the Mouth" NY Metropolitan League Invitational Super Event"
Friday, March 23rd, 6-9 pm starting time tentative, Mahwah Sheraton

1. Mike Massotto, Caldwell, New Jersey
2. Joe Thelen, Garden City, New York
3. Stephen Jupinka, Waldwick, New Jersey
4. Michael Edelman, Elmwood Park, New Jersey
5. Roy Ericson, Wayne, New Jersey
6. Michael Lins, Hillsborough, New Jersey
7. Dan Mitlof, Congers, New York
8. Eddie Gillis, Jamestown, Rhode Island
9. David Deterra, Jamestown, Rhode Island
10. Joe Anthony/Ken Magner, Freehold, New Jersey
11. John Lemke, Brooklyn, New York
12. Marc Perlmutter, Chappaqua, New York
13. Scott Fleming, Totowa, New Jersey
14.
15. Glenn Lowy, Long Island, New York

...and counting. Be up there with the best of the best. Show us what you're made and brave the wilds of NJ.




Although Tom Cruise is originally from NJ, he will unfortunately not be appearing at the drafts. However, I will, which is all that really matters anyway.

Reason #4: Jersey is safer.


We got your back while you're drafting...for our customary 20% of your winnings.




We just take everything after we kill you living the casino. (In this photo: Chad Schroeder and entourage)

Reason #3: Greg and Tom have rigged it so that nothing is free in Vegas.



But in Jersey, everything is free! (Just pay shipping and handling charges)

Baseball Furies wrote:Reason #4: Jersey is safer.

Baseball Furies wrote:Reason #4: Greg and Tom have rigged it so that nothing is free in Vegas.

Reason #3: Masstto obviously has issues counting back from 10 without messing up at least once, so really how good could he be in a contest based on numbers? Easy competition in Jersey.

Reason #2: Mr. Glenn Lowy now drafts LIVE in NJ, too!

"Mike the Mouth" NY Metropolitan League LIVE Invitational Super Event"
Friday, March 23rd, 6-9 pm starting time tentative, Mahwah Sheraton Crossroads Hotel
1. Mike Massotto, Caldwell, New Jersey
2. Joe Thelen, Garden City, New York
3. Stephen Jupinka, Waldwick, New Jersey
4. Michael Edelman, Elmwood Park, New Jersey
5. Roy Ericson, Little Falls, New Jersey
6. Michael Lins, Hillsborough, New Jersey
7. Dan Mitlof, Congers, New York
8. Eddie Gillis, Jamestown, Rhode Island
9. David Deterra, Jamestown, Rhode Island
10. Joe Anthony/Ken Magner, Freehold, New Jersey
11. John Lemke, Brooklyn, New York
12. Marc Perlmutter, Chappaqua, New York
13. Scott Fleming, Totowa, New Jersey
14. Nelson Sousa, Saugerties, New York
15. Glenn Lowy, Farmingville, New York

Pay close attention everyone, 'cause this is how it's done!!!

...And Reason #1: Unlike the other venues of the NFBC, there will be no distractions to take your attention away from the real reason why you should show up for these events: To draft and compete against the best of the best the NFBC has to offer, while hanging out and getting know great people who share the same obsession for this sh*t as you do. Period!


Okay, so maybe there will be one distraction...

New Jersey: Come see for yourself.

Does this chick ever smile?

Maybe she just needs to taste a quahog.

I didn't notice she had a mouth.