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Knock knock
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 6:51 pm
by Quahogs
"Who's there?"
"Then next injury."
"The next injury-who?"
"The next injury to bend you over and have its way with you !
Re: Knock knock
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 6:56 pm
by Outlaw
Ryan Braun -achilles? they its just sore now, but.... there will be a next big injury as Jack says.
might be LoMO too... and lest we not forget the closers... how about Heath Bell and a bum shoulder...d
Re: Knock knock
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 7:19 pm
by Atlas
Luebke for Tommy John?
Re: Knock knock
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 7:23 pm
by 751542
seriously, how many injuries this week 10??
rivera
luebke
longoria
gamel
panda
sale
???
Re: Knock knock
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 5:57 am
by Glenneration X
Good one Steve.
As long as we're referencing classic jokes, this fantasy season with all its injuries and closer mayhem has me feeling like the chicken who crosses the road, but doesn't quite make it to the other side.....
Re: Knock knock
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 11:15 am
by Outlaw
Next to go down?
Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen suggested that Josh Johnson may not be completely healthy.
''I just wonder if he’s not feeling good,'' Guillen said. ''He says he feels good, but his stuff is not there. I think right now what's killing him is he does not have any command with his pitches.'' In six starts this season, Johnson has a 6.61 ERA and has been a shadow of his former self. PitchFX data has his average fastball velocity at just 92.6 mph this year.