What it Said....What it Read...
What it Said....What it Read...
What it said- 'Thankfully I picked Soriano in my leagues last week for cheap'
What it read- 'Hey, look at me, I'm smart, I got Soriano for very little, and Robertson is faltering!
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What it said- 'Robertson went for $714 in my league, seems a tad high to me'
What it read- 'Some Moron just bid $714 on Robertson! .....Robertson!
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What it said- 'I have Rivera, Marmol, and Bell on my rosters. Rivera was performing and goes down, Bell and Marmol remain healthy, where's the justice?
What it read- F*** You, Fantasy Baseball!!!
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What it said- 'I won Downs with a $415 bid this week, good?
What it read- I picked a closer and went all in. Did I screw up really badly?
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What it said- 'In one league, you could have bid $526 on Johnny Damon and lost'
What it read- 'Why can't I be in more leagues with Morons like this?
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What it said- ' Someone dropped Henry Rodriguez? Collusion!
What it read- ' The Yahoo Kid is back!!!
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What it said- 'I'm benching Pujols this week!
What it read- 'Maybe if I show how pissed off I am about Pujols slow start on the Boards, somehow, it'll change something on the field!'
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What it said- ' $$Juan Cruz$$
What it read- ' Bernie Madoff is alive and well'
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What it said- 'That's moronic, Outlaw?!....50 Games?
What it read- 'That's moronic, Outlaw?!....50 Games?
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What it read- 'Hey, look at me, I'm smart, I got Soriano for very little, and Robertson is faltering!
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What it said- 'Robertson went for $714 in my league, seems a tad high to me'
What it read- 'Some Moron just bid $714 on Robertson! .....Robertson!
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What it said- 'I have Rivera, Marmol, and Bell on my rosters. Rivera was performing and goes down, Bell and Marmol remain healthy, where's the justice?
What it read- F*** You, Fantasy Baseball!!!
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What it said- 'I won Downs with a $415 bid this week, good?
What it read- I picked a closer and went all in. Did I screw up really badly?
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What it said- 'In one league, you could have bid $526 on Johnny Damon and lost'
What it read- 'Why can't I be in more leagues with Morons like this?
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What it said- ' Someone dropped Henry Rodriguez? Collusion!
What it read- ' The Yahoo Kid is back!!!
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What it said- 'I'm benching Pujols this week!
What it read- 'Maybe if I show how pissed off I am about Pujols slow start on the Boards, somehow, it'll change something on the field!'
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What it said- ' $$Juan Cruz$$
What it read- ' Bernie Madoff is alive and well'
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What it said- 'That's moronic, Outlaw?!....50 Games?
What it read- 'That's moronic, Outlaw?!....50 Games?
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Looks like someone is a Sean Morey fan.
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post of the year.
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What is said - 'post of the year.'
What it read - 'ChiScottie.....you just got doughed and I am loving it.'
What it read - 'ChiScottie.....you just got doughed and I am loving it.'
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Ha ha. That first one is great. So true. Thought the same thing when I read that.
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Agree with the feedback. Keep updating this thread. Hilarious and true. Nice job!
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I know whose quote this is.DOUGHBOYS wrote:............
What it said- 'I have Rivera, Marmol, and Bell on my rosters. Rivera was performing and goes down, Bell and Marmol remain healthy, where's the justice?
What it read- F*** You, Fantasy Baseball!!!
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And Doughy, you couldn't be more accurate on the translation!

Great, great stuff as always. Keep it up my friend. Your posts are always the best, most original, and freshest on these boards.
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What it said - "So let's narrow this down before we lose Stan Kaye to CBS Sportsline.com."
What it read - "I don't really care because where else are you going to play."
What it read - "I don't really care because where else are you going to play."
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G1AZM wrote:What it said - "So let's narrow this down before we lose Stan Kaye to CBS Sportsline.com."
What it read - "I don't really care because where else are you going to play."
I thought it was just me. That line set the tone for that whole response.
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What it said - "Baseball players are wimps. Baseball is not as good as it once was."
What it read - "I am old and I cannot find the remote, my belt-line or my shoes."

What it read - "I am old and I cannot find the remote, my belt-line or my shoes."

Baseball is a slow, boring, complex, cerebral game that doesn't lend itself to histrionics. You 'take in' a baseball game, something odd to say about a football or basketball game, with the clock running and the bodies flying.
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I loved this one too Dough and as the guy who spent $414 on Scott Downs, its been GREAT so far!DOUGHBOYS wrote:What it said- 'I won Downs with a $415 bid this week, good?
What it read- I picked a closer and went all in. Did I screw up really badly?


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Nice post Dough. I have to be more careful what I say on these boards 
