What it Said....What it Read...

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What it Said....What it Read...

Post by DOUGHBOYS » Thu May 10, 2012 10:10 am

What it said- 'Thankfully I picked Soriano in my leagues last week for cheap'

What it read- 'Hey, look at me, I'm smart, I got Soriano for very little, and Robertson is faltering!
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What it said- 'Robertson went for $714 in my league, seems a tad high to me'

What it read- 'Some Moron just bid $714 on Robertson! .....Robertson!
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What it said- 'I have Rivera, Marmol, and Bell on my rosters. Rivera was performing and goes down, Bell and Marmol remain healthy, where's the justice?

What it read- F*** You, Fantasy Baseball!!!
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What it said- 'I won Downs with a $415 bid this week, good?

What it read- I picked a closer and went all in. Did I screw up really badly?
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What it said- 'In one league, you could have bid $526 on Johnny Damon and lost'

What it read- 'Why can't I be in more leagues with Morons like this?
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What it said- ' Someone dropped Henry Rodriguez? Collusion!

What it read- ' The Yahoo Kid is back!!!
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What it said- 'I'm benching Pujols this week!

What it read- 'Maybe if I show how pissed off I am about Pujols slow start on the Boards, somehow, it'll change something on the field!'
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What it said- ' $$Juan Cruz$$

What it read- ' Bernie Madoff is alive and well'
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What it said- 'That's moronic, Outlaw?!....50 Games?

What it read- 'That's moronic, Outlaw?!....50 Games?
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Re: What it Said....What it Read...

Post by ToddZ » Thu May 10, 2012 10:44 am

Looks like someone is a Sean Morey fan.
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Post by headhunters » Thu May 10, 2012 11:26 am

post of the year.

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Post by JohnP » Thu May 10, 2012 3:42 pm

What is said - 'post of the year.'

What it read - 'ChiScottie.....you just got doughed and I am loving it.'

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Post by Cocktails and Dreams » Thu May 10, 2012 4:13 pm

Ha ha. That first one is great. So true. Thought the same thing when I read that.

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Post by Red Sox Nation- » Thu May 10, 2012 4:16 pm

Agree with the feedback. Keep updating this thread. Hilarious and true. Nice job!

Jason

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Re: What it Said....What it Read...

Post by Glenneration X » Thu May 10, 2012 9:29 pm

DOUGHBOYS wrote:............


What it said- 'I have Rivera, Marmol, and Bell on my rosters. Rivera was performing and goes down, Bell and Marmol remain healthy, where's the justice?

What it read- F*** You, Fantasy Baseball!!!
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I know whose quote this is. ;)
And Doughy, you couldn't be more accurate on the translation! :lol:

Great, great stuff as always. Keep it up my friend. Your posts are always the best, most original, and freshest on these boards.

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Re: What it Said....What it Read...

Post by G1AZM » Fri May 11, 2012 10:25 am

What it said - "So let's narrow this down before we lose Stan Kaye to CBS Sportsline.com."

What it read - "I don't really care because where else are you going to play."

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Re: What it Said....What it Read...

Post by DOUGHBOYS » Fri May 11, 2012 10:39 am

G1AZM wrote:What it said - "So let's narrow this down before we lose Stan Kaye to CBS Sportsline.com."

What it read - "I don't really care because where else are you going to play."

I thought it was just me. That line set the tone for that whole response.
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Re: What it Said....What it Read...

Post by Edwards Kings » Fri May 11, 2012 10:43 am

What it said - "Baseball players are wimps. Baseball is not as good as it once was."

What it read - "I am old and I cannot find the remote, my belt-line or my shoes."

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Re: What it Said....What it Read...

Post by Winston's Empire » Fri May 11, 2012 11:47 am

DOUGHBOYS wrote:What it said- 'I won Downs with a $415 bid this week, good?

What it read- I picked a closer and went all in. Did I screw up really badly?
I loved this one too Dough and as the guy who spent $414 on Scott Downs, its been GREAT so far! :roll: :D
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Re: What it Said....What it Read...

Post by ChiScottieBaseball » Fri May 11, 2012 1:19 pm

Nice post Dough. I have to be more careful what I say on these boards :)

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