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You want an injury I'll give you an injury you paper mache bunch of pussies...

"HEEEEEEEEERE's injury !!!!!!!!!!"

You're worse than Lowy!!

maybe you'd be more comfortable in a yahoo league with JimmySmokes

ALL-IN JD wrote:You're worse than Lowy!!

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember ever complaining about injuries.

FOCUS!!!!!

why keep it at only 5 - here's all 175 of them.... pretty sad these days...


Player Status Injury Expected Return
Tejada, Ruben SS NYM DL Quad 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Marson, Lou C CLE DL Shoulder 15-day DL. On Double-A rehab assignment
Teagarden, Taylor C BAL DL Thumb 15-day DL. Expected to begin Triple-A rehab assignment
Beckham, Gordon 2B CHW DL Wrist 15-day DL. Expected to resume Triple-A rehab assignment
Bloomquist, Willie SS ARI DL Oblique 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Forsythe, Logan 2B SD DL Foot 60-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Francisco, Frank RP NYM DL Elbow 60-day DL. On Class A rehab assignment
Hudson, Daniel SP ARI DL Elbow 60-day DL. Expected to begin Double-A rehab assignment
Lawrie, Brett 3B TOR DL Ankle 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Fujikawa, Kyuji RP CHC DL Forearm 15-day DL. Out for season
Kinsler, Ian 2B TEX DL Intercostal 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Pettitte, Andy SP NYY DL Neck, back 15-day DL. Expected to be activated June 3
Ogando, Alexi RP TEX DL Biceps 15-day DL. Expected to begin Double-A rehab assignment McDonald, John SS PIT DL Back, elbow 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Reddick, Josh LF OAK DL Wrist 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment. Might return May Halladay, Roy SP PHI DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out until at least late August
Ramirez, Hanley 3B LAD DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Might begin Class A rehab assignment Werth, Jayson RF WAS DL Hamstring 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Youkilis, Kevin 3B NYY DL Back 15-day DL. On Double-A rehab assignment. Expected to
Fife, Stephen SP LAD DL Shoulder 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
McGowan, Dustin SP TOR DL Shoulder 60-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Vizcaino, Arodys RP CHC DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out for season
Teixeira, Mark 1B NYY DL Wrist 60-day DL. On Double-A rehab assignment. Expected to Lewis, Colby SP TEX DL Elbow 15-day DL. Out until at least early July
Beachy, Brandon SP ATL DL Elbow 15-day DL. Expected to be activated June 18
Contreras, Jose RP PIT DL Back 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Henderson, Jim RP MIL DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Burnett, Sean RP LAA DL Forearm 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Mahoney, Joe 1B MIA DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Might begin Class A rehab assignment
Fields, Josh RP HOU DL Forearm 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Garcia, Christian RP WAS DL Forearm 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Morrison, Logan LF MIA DL Knee 60-day DL. On Double-A rehab assignment
Morton, Charlie SP PIT DL Elbow, shoulder 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Tabata, Jose LF PIT DL Oblique 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Sanabia, Alex SP MIA DL Groin 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Perez, Chris RP CLE DL Shoulder 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
McDonald, James SP PIT DL Shoulder 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Myers, Brett RP CLE DL Forearm 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Hill, Aaron 2B ARI DL Hand 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Eovaldi, Nate SP MIA DL Shoulder 60-day DL. On Class A rehab assignment
Karstens, Jeff SP PIT DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Duffy, Danny SP KC DL Elbow 15-day DL. On Double-A rehab assignment
Surkamp, Eric SP SF DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least mid-August
Ramirez, Wilkin LF MIN DL Concussion 7-day DL. Out until at least early June
Gast, John P STL DL Shoulder 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Casilla, Santiago RP SF DL Knee 15-day DL. Out until at least early July
Detwiler, Ross SP WAS DL Oblique 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Ramos, Wilson C WAS DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Out until at least late June
Rogers, Mark SP MIL DL Shoulder 60-day DL. On Double-A rehab assignment
Strop, Pedro RP BAL DL Back 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Granderson, Curtis CF NYY DL Hand 15-day DL. Out until at least late June
Atchison, Scott RP NYM DL Elbow 15-day DL. On Class A rehab assignment
Familia, Jeurys RP NYM DL Biceps 15-day DL. On Class A rehab assignment
Johnson, Josh SP TOR DL Triceps 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Maybin, Cameron CF SD DL Wrist 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Harrison, Matt SP TEX DL Back 60-day DL. Out until at least mid-July
Ludwick, Ryan RF CIN DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out until at least mid-August
Burgos, Hiram SP MIL DL Shoulder 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Oliver, Darren RP TOR DL Shoulder 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Middlebrooks, Will 3B BOS DL Back 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Utley, Chase 2B PHI DL Ribs 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Marshall, Sean RP CIN DL Shoulder 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Mattheus, Ryan RP WAS DL Hand 15-day DL. Out until at least late June
Victorino, Shane CF BOS DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Happ, J.A. SP TOR DL Head, knee 60-day DL. Out until at least late June
Narveson, Chris SP MIL DL Finger 15-day DL. Expected to begin Triple-A rehab assignment
Kotchman, Casey 1B MIA DL Hamstring 60-day DL. On Class A rehab assignment
Wood, Tim RP MIN DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Solano, Donovan 2B MIA DL Side 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Ayala, Luis RP ATL DL Anxiety 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Bourjos, Peter CF LAA DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Stanton, Giancarlo RF MIA DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Dotel, Octavio RP DET DL Elbow 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
DeWitt, Blake 2B ATL DL Back 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Mastroianni, Darin CF MIN DL Ankle 60-day DL. Out until at least early July
Martinez, Cristhian RP ATL DL Shoulder 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Ceda, Jose RP MIA DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Cabral, Cesar RP NYY DL Elbow 60-day DL. On Class A rehab assignment
Taylor, Andrew RP LAA DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Silverio, Alfredo OF MIA DL Back, neck, elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Salas, Fernando RP STL DL Shoulder 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Camp, Shawn RP CHC DL Toe 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Garcia, Jaime SP STL DL Shoulder 15-day DL. Likely out for season
Reimold, Nolan LF BAL DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Madson, Ryan RP LAA DL Elbow 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Vogelsong, Ryan SP SF DL Hand 15-day DL. Out until at least late June
Ruiz, Carlos C PHI DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Out until at least late June
Eaton, Adam LF ARI DL Elbow 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Diaz, Matt RF MIA DL Knee 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
O'Flaherty, Eric RP ATL DL Elbow 15-day DL. Out for season
Santos, Sergio RP TOR DL Triceps 60-day DL. Out until at least late June
Lannan, John SP PHI DL Quadriceps 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Miller, Justin P TEX DL Elbow 60-day DL. On Double-A rehab assignment
Roberts, Brian 2B BAL DL Hamstring 60-day DL. Out until at least late June
Kinney, Josh RP SEA DL Rib 60-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Dyson, Jarrod CF KC DL Ankle 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Gutierrez, Franklin CF SEA DL Hamstring 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Pryor, Stephen RP SEA DL Lat 60-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Mejia, Jenrry SP NYM DL Elbow 60-day DL. On Class A rehab assignment
Francis, Jeff SP COL DL Groin 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Price, David SP TB DL Triceps 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Venters, Jonny RP ATL DL Elbow 15-day DL. Out for season
Green, Taylor 1B MIL DL Hip 60-day DL. Out for season
d'Arnaud, Chase 2B PIT DL Thumb 60-day DL. On Class A rehab assignment
Wada, Tsuyoshi SP BAL DL Elbow, neck 60-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Beckett, Josh SP LAD DL Groin 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Anderson, Brett SP OAK DL Ankle 15-day DL. Out until at least early June
Wood, Blake RP CLE DL Elbow 60-day DL. On Class A rehab assignment
Chen, Wei-Yin SP BAL DL Oblique 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Heisey, Chris CF CIN DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
 Reyes, Jose SS TOR DL Ankle 60-day DL. Out until at least late June
Jackson, Austin CF DET DL Hamstring 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Hanrahan, Joel RP BOS DL Forearm 60-day DL. Out for season
Elbert, Scott RP LAD DL Elbow 15-day DL. On Class A rehab assignment
Westbrook, Jake SP STL DL Elbow 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Nunez, Eduardo SS NYY DL Rib 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Motte, Jason RP STL DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out for season
Davis, Rajai CF TOR DL Oblique 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Gomes, Brandon RP TB DL Back 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Billingsley, Chad SP LAD DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out for season
Putz, J.J. RP ARI DL Elbow 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Valaika, Chris 3B MIA DL Wrist 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Alvarez, Henderson SP MIA DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Floyd, Gavin SP CHW DL Elbow 15-day DL. Out for season
Abreu, Tony 2B SF DL Quadriceps 15-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Carpenter, Chris SP STL DL Neck, arm 60-day DL. Likely out for season
Furcal, Rafael SS STL DL Elbow 60-day DL. Likely out for season
Cervelli, Francisco C NYY DL Hand 60-day DL. Out until at least late June
Septimo, Leyson RP CHW DL Shoulder 60-day DL. On Triple-A rehab assignment
Jeter, Derek SS NYY DL Ankle 60-day DL. Out until at least mid-July
Maxwell, Justin CF HOU DL Hand 15-day DL. Out until at least late May
Tolleson, Shawn RP LAD DL Back 15-day DL. Out until at least late July
Sizemore, Scott 3B OAK DL Knee 60-day DL. Out for season
Soria, Joakim RP TEX DL Elbow 15-day DL. Out until at least early July
Masset, Nick RP CIN DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out until at least late May
Niemann, Jeff SP TB DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Likely out for season
Clevenger, Steve C CHC DL Oblique 60-day DL. Out until at least mid-June
Betemit, Wilson 3B BAL DL Knee 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Hart, Corey 1B MIL DL Knee 60-day DL. Out until at least late May
Santana, Johan SP NYM DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out for season
Kelly, Casey SP SD DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out for season
Herrmann, Frank RP CLE DL Elbow 15-day DL. Out for season
Hutchison, Drew SP TOR DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least early August
Oviedo, Juan Carlos RP TB DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least early September
Luebke, Cory SP SD DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least late June
Pineda, Michael SP NYY DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Baker, Scott SP CHC DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least late May
White, Alex SP HOU DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Rodriguez, Fernando RP OAK DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out for season
Feliz, Neftali SP TEX DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least early August
Wieland, Joe SP SD DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least mid-July
Drabek, Kyle SP TOR DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Perez, Luis RP TOR DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least early August
Kalish, Ryan CF BOS DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out until at least early July
Cabrera, Edwar SP COL DL Shoulder 60-day DL. Out until at least early June
Tomlin, Josh SP CLE DL Elbow 60-day DL. Likely out for season
Rodriguez, Alex 3B NYY DL Hip 60-day DL. Out until at least mid-July
Paulino, Felipe SP KC DL Elbow 60-day DL. Out until at least mid-July
Alvarez, Pedro 3B PIT Doubtful Teeth Doubtful for May 30 vs. Detroit
Scutaro, Marco 2B SF Doubtful Illness Doubtful for May 30 vs. Oakland
Hunter, Torii CF DET Doubtful Elbow Doubtful for May 30 at Pittsburgh
Plouffe, Trevor 3B MIN Doubtful Calf Doubtful for May 30 vs. Milwaukee
Morse, Michael LF SEA Doubtful Quad Doubful for May 30 at San Diego
Harper, Bryce RF WAS Doubtful Knee Doubtful for May 30 at Baltimore
Pagan, Angel CF SF Doubtful Hamstring Doubtful for May 30 vs. Oakland
Smoak, Justin 1B SEA Doubtful Oblique Doubtful for May 30 at San Diego
Cobb, Alex SP TB Out Fingernail Out for May 31 start at Cleveland
Buchholz, Clay SP BOS Probable Shoulder Probable for June 2 at N.Y. Yankees
Lohse, Kyle SP MIL Probable Elbow Probable for May 30 start at Minnesota
Morrow, Brandon SP TOR Probable Forearm Probable for June 2 start at San Diego
Medlen, Kris RP ATL Probable Calf Probable for June 3 vs. Pirates
Chavez, Eric 3B ARI Questionable Oblique Questionable for May 31 at Chicago Cubs
Kemp, Matt CF LAD Questionable Hamstring Questionable for May 30 at L.A. Angels
Kennedy, Ian SP ARI Questionable Finger Questionable for May 31 start at Chicago Cubs

Kemp just hit the DL

PGromek wrote:maybe you'd be more comfortable in a yahoo league with JimmySmokes

Maybe you'd be more comfortable Paully Shore if I knock your teeth out?

JimyMarlboroBallgame wrote:

PGromek wrote:maybe you'd be more comfortable in a yahoo league with JimmySmokes

Maybe you'd be more comfortable Paully Shore if I knock your teeth out?

Uh oh! It's an.....

Glenneration X wrote:

JimyMarlboroBallgame wrote:

PGromek wrote:maybe you'd be more comfortable in a yahoo league with JimmySmokes

Maybe you'd be more comfortable Paully Shore if I knock your teeth out?

Uh oh! It's an.....

Na. I won't hide behind my keyboard and monitor:
Go ahead and promote the fight don king (i mean Pusseration L)
JimmyMarlboro V. Paully "Shore" Gromek
July 1st, Hinkleman's Pig Farm
Capacity: Lindy and a few desperate losers that have nothing better to do so they drive to Idaho to watch

Glenneration X wrote:

JimyMarlboroBallgame wrote:

PGromek wrote:maybe you'd be more comfortable in a yahoo league with JimmySmokes

Maybe you'd be more comfortable Paully Shore if I knock your teeth out?

Uh oh! It's an.....

I bet "that dude" in the pic is smarter than every fantasy moron including you pusseration in the contest.

Relax tough guy

Someone go find 'hot and cold' to jump in this thread and Ando will pop some popcorn for all!

I'm guessing someone forgot to take his "breakfast" this morning....


Jimmy's typical Grand Slam breakfast.

this is starting to bring back the early days of wcoff where we had a guy "murder incorporated" wanting to meet some guy on a corner in vegas. I believe the fbi showed up at his house.

[/quote]Na. I won't hide behind my keyboard and monitor:
Go ahead and promote the fight don king (i mean Pusseration L)
JimmyMarlboro V. Paully "Shore" Gromek
July 1st, Hinkleman's Pig Farm
Capacity: Lindy and a few desperate losers that have nothing better to do so they drive to Idaho to watch[/quote]


I need help finding Idaho on the map

headhunters wrote:this is starting to bring back the early days of wcoff where we had a guy "murder incorporated" wanting to meet some guy on a corner in vegas. I believe the fbi showed up at his house.

nothing good ever happens in Vegas

Glenneration X wrote:I'm guessing someone forgot to take his "breakfast" this morning....


Jimmy's typical Grand Slam breakfast.

now, i'll admit that's funny! I was always wondering why I felt funny leaving Denny's Restaurant!

headhunters wrote:this is starting to bring back the early days of wcoff where we had a guy "murder incorporated" wanting to meet some guy on a corner in vegas. I believe the fbi showed up at his house.

Lol. One would think local police would suffice, but...

And Lindy.....just messin' with ya but hey, pig farmers are known to be serial killers.

PGromek wrote:

headhunters wrote:this is starting to bring back the early days of wcoff where we had a guy "murder incorporated" wanting to meet some guy on a corner in vegas. I believe the fbi showed up at his house.

nothing good ever happens in Vegas

now, is that a pic of pusseration or shore?

JimyMarlboroBallgame wrote:

PGromek wrote:maybe you'd be more comfortable in a yahoo league with JimmySmokes

Maybe you'd be more comfortable Paully Shore if I knock your teeth out?