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The Phillies World Series Drive Continues
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:55 am
by TOXIC ASSETS
Get your PHILLIES world series tickets now. Phils agree to terms with AJ Burnett, 1 year, $16 million.
Burnett will join other old timers such as:
Marlon Byrd
Ryan Howard
Chase Utley
Jimmy Rollins
Carlos Ruiz
Cliff Lee
On a team 'built to win now", as GM Amaro says. We'll see. If everything breaks right, the team could contend. Reminds me of the 93 Phillies...
Re: The Phillies World Series Drive Continues
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:18 am
by Edwards Kings
TOXIC ASSETS wrote:If everything breaks right, the team could contend. Reminds me of the 93 Phillies...
No, I expect some some of these senior citizens will break something on their left side too...

Re: The Phillies World Series Drive Continues
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:16 am
by DOUGHBOYS
Top 10 list- The Phillies
10. This Phillies team would be better received in Miami with all the retirees.
9. Amaro must be an ObamaCare advocate.
8. Will the traditional Gatorade shower be replaced by the Geritol Cleanse?
7. Ben Revere is accepted. Many Phils knew his dad, Paul.
6. John Mayberry is 30. He was called 'whippersnapper' several times last year.
5. Jon Papelbon is 33. Amaro can't wait till he is 38.
4. Roberto Hernandez was signed by the Phils. He told Amaro that he lied about his age and is really 41. Jackpot!
3. Amaro has petitioned baseball for a rover and a change of base paths to 70 feet.
2. "Mr. Amaro, we are serving you with a restraining order. You are to cease making any further contact with Jamie Moyer."
1. New strength and conditioning coach- Richard Simmons