Yup. He is gonna ride that .221 BA and .253 OBP all the way to the top.
How about this for a line for some similarities...68 SB, 1 HR, 64 Runs, 26 RBI's .251/.308 BA/OBP. Three years earlier, second in ROY voting. Two years later, out of the majors.
Hint?
First in ROY the year he was second was Ryan Howard. Third and after...Francoeur, Atkins, Zack Duke, Jeff Francis, Weeks, Barmes, and Vargas. Some roster.
The player? Willy Taveras.
And yes, I know you were tongue-in-cheek.

Baseball is a slow, boring, complex, cerebral game that doesn't lend itself to histrionics. You 'take in' a baseball game, something odd to say about a football or basketball game, with the clock running and the bodies flying.
Charles Krauthammer