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It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:25 pm
by Baseball Furies
Okay boys, now that I have a few DC's under my belt to this point in the season, I am feeling the need to be
really challenged for a change after drafting with so many rank amateurs to date. Wait, I think I was in all of those leagues, too.

So I'm putting the call out there on this thread for 14 experienced fanatics who want to crank one of these babies out in five (5) + days (I believe 5 days and a few hours is the record for a non-express one of these, but Doughy has the exact time).
People I don't like, who don't like me (those last two just knocked about 500 people or so
), who are general nuisances to all on these boards, and are anything less than veteran or pro caliber need not apply. You know who you are...but if you don't, I will be more than happy to help you clarify once you post your willingness to be a part of this league, but don't take it too personal
. Once we have have 15, we'll all sign up and Greg can set this up as a separate league. Now mind you, I am potentially going
waaaaaaaaay out on a limb here assuming that IT can handle this feat, but let's hope and pray.

So who's in pending my approval?
-MTM
P.S. And needless to say I will be providing the usual professional draft facilitation services and no extra cost to the participants. An invoice will be forwarded to Greg and Tom for this at the end of the season. And now something mindless to get your attention and further peak your interest:
Ahhh, who needs a mind anyway?

Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:45 pm
by Bigperl
Been waiting for this thread, Mike. I'm in. Marc
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:58 pm
by Baseball Furies
Bigperl wrote:Been waiting for this thread, Mike. I'm in. Marc
Your win in the inaugural MTM Super Event alone more than qualifies you, my friend.

Looking forward to seeing you again in NY again this year. Make sure that you register for the event if you haven't done so already to ensure your spot. Thanks.
1. Mike Massotto (Livingston, NJ)
2. Marc Perlmutter (East Hebrewville, NY)
3. KJ Duke (Norealjob, CA)
4. Roy Ericson (Goodhumorston, NJ)
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:57 pm
by KJ Duke
I'm in.
Wait, what's this thread about?
Whatever, I'm in.
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:05 am
by Baseball Furies
KJ Duke wrote:
I'm in.
Wait, what's this thread about?
Whatever, I'm in.
There's my West Coast Bitch!

Great to have the immortal KJ Duke on board. And to answer your question, this thread is actually an empirical research study about the philosophical, emotional, spiritual, and mental implications of how hot women with bouncey, artificial ta-tas help get guys attracted to fantasy baseball drafts in January. Experts discussion panel to follow.

Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:36 am
by Roy's Outlaws
Hey Mikey , nice to see you pop up from under your rock, What happens if I give your girl a few singles ?????

I'll be home for a few weeks ,so I ready for a 5 day draft. I'm in
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:22 am
by Baseball Furies
Roy's Outlaws wrote:Hey Mikey , nice to see you pop up from under your rock, What happens if I give your girl a few singles ?????

I'll be home for a few weeks ,so I ready for a 5 day draft. I'm in
Roy, your mastery at hawking ice cream sandwiches and sno-cones hardly qualifies you for entry into this league...but in your case I will make an exception.

Happy to have you on board!
Okay who else? Let's fill this up so that we are drafting by the weekend!

Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:27 am
by ALL-IN JD
Who the hell is this guy and what the hell is a Baseball Furries??

Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:31 am
by edelman24
I guess I need to turn the page at some point and get into baseball mode...sign me up

Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:35 am
by 76erfan
ok if edelman is in...i will do it too. lol
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:48 am
by Greg Ambrosius
Bigperl wrote:Been waiting for this thread, Mike. I'm in. Marc
Been waiting for this video, Mike. I'm in. I mean, not in the draft, but, well, you know what I mean. Nice image!!

Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:49 am
by Greg Ambrosius
I'll update the signups for Mikey here. Here's the latest signup for a Fast $150 Draft Champions League:
1. Mike Massotto (Livingston, NJ)
2. Marc Perlmutter (East Hebrewville, NY)
3. KJ Duke (Norealjob, CA)
4. Roy Ericson (Goodhumorston, NJ)
5. Michael Edelman
6. Andy Saxton
7. George Kleemann
8. Ryan Welch
9. Roger Martin
We can set the clock at any amount of time you want, so just let us know. Thanks and good luck all.
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:55 am
by 76erfan
how do we handle signing up for this on the site?
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:01 am
by ALL-IN JD
I believe Mikey is treating everyone!!

Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:02 am
by 76erfan
put me in for two then!
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:07 am
by Greg Ambrosius
76erfan wrote:how do we handle signing up for this on the site?
Don't do anything with signups yet. Let's get 15 people on the list and then Tom and I have to work our magic to get you 15 signed up after a full DC league happens. We'll sign each of you up once we get to 15, so don't sign up online for this one. Thanks.
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:07 am
by rynostreet
Hey Mike I just contacted Doughboy about getting back in this again and he told me you were the man to speak with. Really enjoyed last year, but NEED to prove to ourselves that we are not that bad. At any rate If you'll have us we would love to take another swing.
Ryan Welch (&Wes E)
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:25 pm
by Rog
I took a beating last year but would like to do this. If there is room I can do it.
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:31 pm
by Greg Ambrosius
Rog wrote:I took a beating last year but would like to do this. If there is room I can do it.
Here's the current signup list, which if correct would have ONLY 6 SPOTS LEFT:
1. Mike Massotto (Livingston, NJ)
2. Marc Perlmutter (East Hebrewville, NY)
3. KJ Duke (Norealjob, CA)
4. Roy Ericson (Goodhumorston, NJ)
5. Michael Edelman
6. Andy Saxton
7. George Kleemann
8. Ryan Welch
9. Roger Martin
10. Richard Van Fleet
11. Jon Stadtmueller
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:37 pm
by Dickie V
i'll take a slot Greg if one is available Richard
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:46 pm
by Texas Connection
I will take a spot if deemed worthy.
Jon
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:48 pm
by Greg Ambrosius
Texas Connection wrote:I will take a spot if deemed worthy.
Jon
NOW ONLY 4 SPOTS LEFT!! Let me know what day you'd like to start and we'll plan accordingly. Thanks all and good luck.
Here's the current signup list:
1. Mike Massotto (Livingston, NJ)
2. Marc Perlmutter (East Hebrewville, NY)
3. KJ Duke (Norealjob, CA)
4. Roy Ericson (Goodhumorston, NJ)
5. Michael Edelman
6. Andy Saxton
7. George Kleemann
8. Ryan Welch
9. Roger Martin
10. Richard Van Fleet
11. Jon Stadtmueller
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:57 pm
by 76erfan
tomorrow if we get the last 4 peeps signed up today
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:02 pm
by bbshea25
i'm in if i pass the scrutiny of this select group of owners. the visual aids are tremendous. jeff kent
Re: It's Time for a "Fast/Slow" with some pros...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:05 pm
by Greg Ambrosius
bbshea25 wrote:i'm in if i pass the scrutiny of this select group of owners. the visual aids are tremendous. jeff kent
I'll let Mikey pass judgement on that Jeff!

But for now you're IN. NOW ONLY 3 SPOTS LEFT!!
1. Mike Massotto (Livingston, NJ)
2. Marc Perlmutter (East Hebrewville, NY)
3. KJ Duke (Norealjob, CA)
4. Roy Ericson (Goodhumorston, NJ)
5. Michael Edelman
6. Andy Saxton
7. George Kleemann
8. Ryan Welch
9. Roger Martin
10. Richard Van Fleet
11. Jon Stadtmueller
12. Jeff Kent