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At the grocery store...first fantasy baseball magazines hitting the shelves...Lindy's and Sporting News Fantasy...No, I did not buy them, but I did linger for a while....

Edwards Kings wrote:At the grocery store...first fantasy baseball magazines hitting the shelves...Lindy's and Sporting News Fantasy...No, I did not buy them, but I did linger for a while....

We should have an NFBC ad in Lindy's. Support that one for sure!! Thanks, I'm going to pick one up now!!

A visual of Wayne drooling and 'lingering' with the magazine open....

A lady passes by and hears Wayne murmering,
"OOOH I like him!"
"OOOH, what I could do with him!
"OOOH,if only I could get those guys to do what I want!"

She is appalled. Store security is called. Wayne is led away in handcuffs.
"I was only looking at my fantasy Mag!"..."Wait. That didn't come out right! Guys, you have to listen to me!"
Security Guard- "You'll have plenty of time to think about your fantasy guys in the klink!"
"Who knows you may even meet one there!"
Wayne shakes his head, laughs, and thinks to himself, "Next time, I buy the damned thing and take it home!"

Some of the coolest had to spend some time in the pokey...



P.S. Western Union $500 to the Duluth City jail, or at least FedEx a hacksaw to same care of "Crazy Som'bitch in Cell #3"!

Ha!
Where do you guys come up with these pictures?

Great stuff, Wayne.

Greg Ambrosius wrote:

Edwards Kings wrote:At the grocery store...first fantasy baseball magazines hitting the shelves...Lindy's and Sporting News Fantasy...No, I did not buy them, but I did linger for a while....

We should have an NFBC ad in Lindy's. Support that one for sure!! Thanks, I'm going to pick one up now!!

There are so many things hysterically wrong with this statement, but I will let it go. Very far be it for me to stir the pot