The Fourth Annual Live MTM Super Event: Friday 4/3/15 in NYC

Tom Kessenich · Post by **Tom Kessenich** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:43 am

Greg Ambrosius wrote:There has to be some type of punishment for any owner who finishes with fewer points than Lisa Ann's cup size, right? I'm not sure what that number is. Any guesses?

According to the Internet that number is 38DD.

Quahogs · Post by **Quahogs** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:13 am

Tom Kessenich wrote:
Greg Ambrosius wrote:There has to be some type of punishment for any owner who finishes with fewer points than Lisa Ann's cup size, right? I'm not sure what that number is. Any guesses?
According to the Internet that number is 38DD.

C'mon. That's a tall order for Massotto. Let's get him started on something realistic here... He's got this !

Greg Ambrosius · Post by **Greg Ambrosius** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:57 am

Tom Kessenich wrote:
Greg Ambrosius wrote:There has to be some type of punishment for any owner who finishes with fewer points than Lisa Ann's cup size, right? I'm not sure what that number is. Any guesses?
According to the Internet that number is 38DD.

The Internet is LYING!!! I was guessing the point total would be in the 40's!!

Okay, the boobie prize starts at 38 points!!

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:49 am

Anyone else following this thread find it interesting that as soon as pornography and boob sizes are involved, our fearless leaders, Greg and Tom, immediately become more interested and chime in?

And 38 DD, I didn't even do that much research on her once Lisa Ann was on board. But it's a good idea, so I have decided that if anyone should finish this league with 38 points or below (which should be humiliating enough on it's own), they have to get doused in the face with a load of stunt semen from Lisa Ann prior to next year's draft in front of the rest of the league.

This should make for some message board chatter. The way this shaping up, I may have to hold this thing in Vegas next year.

In this photo: What Juprinka will look like prior to the 2016 MTM Super Draft

la Jolla · Post by **la Jolla** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:45 pm

ALL-IN JD wrote:What a shock!!! A porn star is supposedly in the house and Fleming all of a sudden comes out of retirement!!! Spearmint Rhino baby!!

One year of partnering with Mike had me ready to walk away, then he had Lisa Ann call me....and I'm back

MadCow Sez · Post by **MadCow Sez** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:34 pm

Move it to Vegas with the same support staff and I'm in

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:45 pm

I have had a request to post another image of Lisa Ann to help erase what has been deemed a "very disturbing" earlier image on this thread that has apparently created some mild psychological damage to some of my followers . LOL! So here it is:

Hope this helped! Did wonders for Greg and Tom I'm sure.

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:15 pm

MadCow Sez wrote:Move it to Vegas with the same support staff and I'm in

The wheels are already turning, Dan. I can assure you that for my triumphant return to Vegas in 2016, I will be premiering an all new special event created especially for any ready, willing, and able participants who are planning on being there next year. It's sure to be a memorable drafting experience, and an event that just may revival anything I have done before.

MadCow Sez · Post by **MadCow Sez** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:30 pm

Baseball Furies wrote:
MadCow Sez wrote:Move it to Vegas with the same support staff and I'm in
The wheels are already turning, Dan. I can assure you that for my triumphant return to Vegas in 2016, I will be premiering an all new special event created especially for any ready, willing, and able participants who are planning on being there next year. It's sure to be a memorable drafting experience, and an event that just may revival anything I have done before.

KMP. If it matches the MTM Super, I'll commit now

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:22 pm

Okay, so I have decided on a working title for the big event which I will premiere in Vegas come 2016 which is sure to be the most memorable one of the entire weekend for sure. It will be called: "The MTM Ultimate Fucking Draft" or to be more euphemistically known as the "MTM UFD". I will leave it at this for now, and then gradually tease features of it as we get closer to the beginning of the 2015 MLB season. So there you have it, KJ, Dan, Shawn, and all the others who have petitioned me to come up with something. Hope I've wet your collective whistles.

On yet another note, I spoke with Adam Ronis today, and he and Lisa Ann are really fired up and ready to go as our celebrity draft facilitators. He's even gotten some Tweets about it.

I'm finalizing the many aspects of the festivities now including the traditional post draft dinner and revelry. If you are reading this thread, be sure to chime in on the new one that I am starting on the Friday late night fun which I am trying to make available for as many of you who will be in NYC that weekend and around that Friday night who would like to join us!

So check it out!

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:30 pm

Over a year away from Vegas 2016, and I already have two stalwart competitors looking to throw their hats into the ring for the all new, premiere MTM drafting experience which will be billed as the "The MTM Ultimate Fucking Draft" or the UFD and they haven't the slightest idea of what they're getting themselves into. I LOVE IT! But more on this at another time...

Today the special orders went out for all of this year's MTM Super competitors' draft gifts, and I must say, I am quite impressed with my efforts in this department as usual.

The final arrangements have also been made for the post draft dinner. Please indicate your intentions on the thread that I am putting up tonight. It would be great to have a big turn out for this. Thanks. And now I have to check in with Lisa Ann to see if she is up to the task of handling the premiere of the UFD in Vegas.

Yup. I would say so.

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:49 pm

I found it incredibly ironic today after stopping off to pick up a bucket of baseballs for the traditional "Iron Balls" KDS drawing (which Lisa Ann will have the honor of doing), after getting back to the car only to realize what I had just done. Yup, I had just purchased a big bucket of balls from Dick's Sporting Goods...and all in her honor I immediately thought.

How fitting that she'll be pulling balls from a bucket labeled "DICK'S". Awesome, just awesome! I love it when a plan comes together.

And now since we're on the subject, here's a photo of Lisa Ann and a really big dick!

Sorry, I know that was tough to see...

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 8:26 pm

This year's shirts arrived today boys, and I'm happy to say they came out great! Sure to be a collectible for years to come.

And by the way, if you're not affiliated with this league then none for you!

Actually I have three extra, which will go to the highest bidders.

P.S. I got Lisa Ann an extra small.

I'm sure she'll be very appreciative.

Tom Kessenich · Post by **Tom Kessenich** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:51 pm

A spot has opened up for the Super in New York. Scott Fleming is still tentative but he told me he'll confirm tomorrow about his status. But there is definitely an open spot in this great league. If you want to dive in sign up online or email me at [email protected] and I'll get you all set up

NEW YORK MTM SUPER - 15 TEAMS
New York Hilton
Friday, April 3, 8 pm ET
1. Matthew Modica, Chicago, Illinois
2. Joe Thelen, Garden City, New York
3. Mike Massotto, Livingston, New Jersey
4. Eddie Gillis, Jamestown, Rhode Island
5. Marc Perlmutter, Chappaqua, New York
6. Philip Bachner, West Hempstead, New York
7. Michael Edelman, Elmwood Park, New Jersey
8. Larry Lensak, Wayne, New Jersey
9. Andre Bourcier, Horseshoe Bay, Texas
10. John Lemke, Brooklyn, New York
11. Gaetan Lavoie, Dorval, Quebec
12. Andy Saxton/Steve Jupinka, Bear, Delaware
13. Patrick Gallagher, Boston, Massachusetts
14. Scott Fleming (tentative)

Tom Kessenich · Post by **Tom Kessenich** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:03 pm

Looks like we found someone willing to dive into this crazy league in New York. We'll know for sure real soon. But once he's in and if Scott commits for sure we will officially be SOLD OUT.

Stay tuned.

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:55 pm

Tom Kessenich wrote:Looks like we found someone willing to dive into this crazy league in New York. We'll know for sure real soon. But once he's in and if Scott commits for sure we will officially be SOLD OUT.

Stay tuned.

Great Tom, thanks. He's knows that it's a live event and he needs to be there, correct? I have a feeling we'll have Fleming officially in the fold tomorrow. If not, I will drive to his house and kick his ass! Shit. I think that statement might just get me banned.

Well it was fun while it lasted.

Greg Ambrosius · Post by **Greg Ambrosius** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:47 am

Bill Phipps will be in New York City. All 15 owners will be there. Now for the key question Mikey: Will Lisa Ann be there? She's not on the phone, is she, and all we have to imagine are these pictures?

Bill is signed up for the Platinum and Diamond in Las Vegas on First Weekend, too. So he might meet some of the guys first. We'll get him officially in the system this week, but he's excited...and he hasn't even seen these photos yet.

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:57 am

Most importantly Tom, when laying out the draft tables for Friday night, please make sure the Super Auction has a good view of the MtM draft table (and facilitator

). I want my competition fully distracted.

On the other hand, I will be wearing this so I can focus on the Auction instead of Lisa Ann.....

Some who've reviewed my teams so far this year have asked if I've worn this to every draft.

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 8:24 pm

Greg Ambrosius wrote:Bill Phipps will be in New York City. All 15 owners will be there. Now for the key question Mikey: Will Lisa Ann be there? She's not on the phone, is she, and all we have to imagine are these pictures?

Bill is signed up for the Platinum and Diamond in Las Vegas on First Weekend, too. So he might meet some of the guys first. We'll get him officially in the system this week, but he's excited...and he hasn't even seen these photos yet.

Yes, Greg, as your official uncompensated marketing and PR director, you should have been in the meeting when this was announced.

It was directly confirmed by Mr. Adam Ronis himself who twisted her nip...er arm to be there.

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 8:34 pm

Glenneration X wrote:Most importantly Tom, when laying out the draft tables for Friday night, please make sure the Super Auction has a good view of the MtM draft table (and facilitator ). I want my competition fully distracted.

On the other hand, I will be wearing this so I can focus on the Auction instead of Lisa Ann.....

Some who've reviewed my teams so far this year have asked if I've worn this to every draft.

Sorry Lowry, there will be no need to worry about you being distracted by Lisa Ann during the auction because A) You pussed out of the MTM again this year, B) Because we will have our own private draft room for the MTM Super fitting for such a superior class of people who don't want to be slumming with you low-class auctioneers during our draft like we were forced to do last year (at least until afterwards when we've all had a few

) , and C) She will be quite focused on making Juprinka crap his pants just by invading his personal space during the draft like I have paid her to do!

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:38 pm

The boys over on the pseudo Platinum thread crack me up. But sorry, no, I will not be participating in a watered down, candy-ass version of what that event once was and should be even if I could have been out in Vegas this year. It's a joke to me that four more people of such an "esteemed" group of competitors couldn't ante up the 20K entrance fee, but could somehow come up with $13,000 (which is a ridiculous and pathetic number to have diluted it down to). Everyone might as well just settled on a Diamond and called this one the "Diet Coke of Platinum" or the "Margarine of Platinum" or something like that... and why? Just because two sore loser idiots supposedly spoiled it for this year?! That's bullshit any way you slice it where I come from, and I aint buyin' it. I can say this because I donated to that league last year and have earned it being a part of the inaugural season. I would have considered it if all the pussy footing around by 14 of the supposed killer whales in that one had ended up at the 20K price point...and we all know that the odds would have gotten sooooo much better if I was in.

Doubtful if it would have ever happened though after I looked down the list of competitors who were either playing with house money this year or were lacking in the testicles department to jump in at 20K. But so be it. We all know what the true premiere event that the NFBC has to offer this year is, and it's MTM LIVE SUPER the night of April 3rd in NYC, baby! So come ready to compete and ready to have a blast, because I do it up right and like no one else can!
P.S. I just heard from Lisa Ann today, and she is okay with providing oral to any of the participants in this year's MTM as an added perk. So lucky us!

Now for your viewing pleasure, here is a photo of Lisa Anne providing some oral...

...To a lollipop.

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:03 am

Baseball Furies wrote:The boys over on the pseudo Platinum thread crack me up. I would have considered it if all the pussy footing around by 14 of the supposed killer whales in that one had ended up at the 20K price point...and we all know that the odds would have gotten sooooo much better if I was in.

After reading the above, members of the Platinum photo'd last night desperately trying to come up with that extra $7K......

It woulda been worth it!

All kidding aside, you'll be missed in Vegas this year Mikey.

Greg Ambrosius · Post by **Greg Ambrosius** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:07 am

Okay, if you can get through all the photos and still have an interest in this New York City Super League, we HAVE 1 SPOT LEFT!! One owner is going to be out of the country on this weekend and just can't make it to New York City for the MTM Super, so a spot has opened up. Let me know if you have any interest in this one or touch base with Mikey and we'll get it done. Thanks all and good luck.

Here's the current signup list for the MTM Super on Friday, April 3rd at 8 pm ET:

NEW YORK MTM SUPER - 15 TEAMS
New York Hilton
Friday, April 3, 8 pm ET
1. Matthew Modica, Chicago, Illinois
2. Joe Thelen, Garden City, New York
3. Mike Massotto, Livingston, New Jersey
4. Eddie Gillis, Jamestown, Rhode Island
5. Marc Perlmutter, Chappaqua, New York
6. Philip Bachner, West Hempstead, New York
7. Michael Edelman, Elmwood Park, New Jersey
8. Larry Lensak, Wayne, New Jersey
9. Andre Bourcier, Horseshoe Bay, Texas
10. John Lemke, Brooklyn, New York
11. Gaetan Lavoie, Dorval, Quebec
12. Andy Saxton/Steve Jupinka, Bear, Delaware
13. Patrick Gallagher, Boston, Massachusetts
14. Bill Phipp, New York, New York

Tom Kessenich · Post by **Tom Kessenich** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:23 am

We're happy to announce the New York Super is officially SOLD OUT. The tag team of Scott Fleming and Jeff Dobies will take the last spot with Jeff handling the draft LIVE at the Hilton. Great to have you guys on board and great to see this league now SOLD OUT

NEW YORK MTM SUPER - 15 TEAMS
New York Hilton
Friday, April 3, 8 pm ET
1. Matthew Modica, Chicago, Illinois
2. Joe Thelen, Garden City, New York
3. Mike Massotto, Livingston, New Jersey
4. Eddie Gillis, Jamestown, Rhode Island
5. Marc Perlmutter, Chappaqua, New York
6. Philip Bachner, West Hempstead, New York
7. Michael Edelman, Elmwood Park, New Jersey
8. Larry Lensak, Wayne, New Jersey
9. Andre Bourcier, Horseshoe Bay, Texas
10. John Lemke, Brooklyn, New York
11. Gaetan Lavoie, Dorval, Quebec
12. Andy Saxton/Steve Jupinka, Bear, Delaware
13. Patrick Gallagher, Boston, Massachusetts
14. Bill Phipp, New York, New York
15. Scott Fleming/Jeff Dobies USA

TOXIC ASSETS · Post by **TOXIC ASSETS** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:45 am

My favorite thread of any on here, and I don't even play the MTM event.
Maybe some year.
Thank you MTM. Just need to be careful with this one at the office.

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