Fantasy Perfection
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:53 am
I watched Hisashi Iwakuma's no-hitter yesterday. I have seen many no-hitters on tv. This one was no more or less exciting than the others. A no-hitter is still, somehow, sacred to baseball fans. No matter our feelings towards that pitcher, no matter team allegiances, we all start rooting for him. A no-hitter trandscends the game. The score, much less import.
By merely watching, we feel we are becoming a part of history. The fact is that we are not, in any form. But, we still feel that way.
Owning Iwakuma in a couple of leagues, my rooting interest went beyond him notching the no-hitter.
He was getting outs for me at a pace that would certainly help my fantasy team. A good thing, for sure.
But, it got me thinking.
This game wasn't helping me any more fantasy-wise, than a complete game two-hitter with 12 strike outs.
Iwakuma had seven strikeouts.
The notion struck me that no pitcher has thrown a fantasy perfect game. And no pitcher ever will.
A perfect fantasy game would be 27 outs recorded, all by way of the strike out.
First, let's look at just how hard a perfect game is.
Only 21 perfect games have been thrown in the modern era. The first, appropriately, was thrown by Cy Young.
Young had five strike outs in the game. A yawner by todays standards. But, Young pitched in an era where striking out for a hitter was an embarrassment.
Young's game was also noteworthy for being the quickest perfect game on record. Game time, one hour, 25 minutes.
For those that wonder why there was such a huge commotion about Don Larsen's perfect game in the 1956 World Series game...
First, it was a World Series game.
Second, Larsen was by no means, ever mentioned in the same breath as Cy Young.
Third, Larsen pitched his game in front of over 60,000 fans and a new audience on television.
Fourth, no perfect game had been thrown for 34 years. Two generations.
Fifth, it was a World Series game.
Randy Johnson threw a perfect game at age 40. Oldest to ever throw a perfect game.
Addie Ross of Cleveland threw a perfect game in 1908. Four years after Cy Young's. The second perfect game.
He threw 74 pitches. Three strike outs. Those batters, being some of the few that even saw three pitches that day.
Sandy Koufax was probably involved in the best perfect game ever, besides Larsen.
Koufax matched up against Bob Hendley of the Cubs.
Both Koufax and Hendley had perfect games going into the bottom of the fifth inning. Hendley lost his perfect game in allowing Lou Johnson to walk. Johnson was sacrificed to second base, then stole third base, and scored on the errant throw by the catcher.
Koufax then continued his perfect game in the sixth and Hendley got three up three down in the bottom of the frame.
Koufax pitched a perfect seventh.
In the bottom of the seventh with two outs, Lou Johnson doinked a double down the right field line, ending Hendley's no-hit bid.
Johnson's walk and double would account for all the baserunning in the game.
No other player reached.
Koufax struck out every Cubs starter except Don Kessinger. He struck out Kessinger's pinch hitter in the ninth inning.
Koufax finished with 14 strike outs. Or more than half of the Cubs players who marched up to the plate.
Koufax perfect game was the most spectacular from a fantasy point of view. But, when Koufax pitched, there was no fantasy baseball. So, we must move on through history.
There was only one pitcher who threw a perfect game in the fifties, Larsen.
Jim Bunning, Koufax, and Catfish Hunter, the 60's hurlers.
Nobody threw a perfect game during the seventies.
Three in the eighties.
Four in the nineties.
There were two in 2010. This marked the first time that two perfect games were thrown in the same year.
This would be topped two years later when three pitchers would hurl perfect games in 2012.
Funny though, none have have been thrown since.
And it is in 2012 where we find the perfect game that most helps our fantasy team.
Matt Cain threw a perfect game that matched Sandy Koufax 14 strike outs. And I use Sandy Koufax full name because, in my mind, it is rolling off Vin Scully's tongue. If anybody can say a name, just a name, and somehow have the love, respect, and admiration for a man in just saying that name, it is Vin Scully saying, "Sandy Koufax".
Is Matt Cain's perfect game with 14 k's the best fantasy game ever?
I don't know. It depends on the needs of our own team. If we are needing 20 strike outs from Kerry Wood's game more than the ERA or WHIP ratios from a perfect game, then more strike outs would suit some teams more.
All that aside, we will never see fantasy perfection.
27 strike outs facing 27 hitters is too much to ask. It'd be like shooting a perfect 18 in golf.
So, we 'settle' for no-hitters like Iwakuma's.
And they're still cool.
By merely watching, we feel we are becoming a part of history. The fact is that we are not, in any form. But, we still feel that way.
Owning Iwakuma in a couple of leagues, my rooting interest went beyond him notching the no-hitter.
He was getting outs for me at a pace that would certainly help my fantasy team. A good thing, for sure.
But, it got me thinking.
This game wasn't helping me any more fantasy-wise, than a complete game two-hitter with 12 strike outs.
Iwakuma had seven strikeouts.
The notion struck me that no pitcher has thrown a fantasy perfect game. And no pitcher ever will.
A perfect fantasy game would be 27 outs recorded, all by way of the strike out.
First, let's look at just how hard a perfect game is.
Only 21 perfect games have been thrown in the modern era. The first, appropriately, was thrown by Cy Young.
Young had five strike outs in the game. A yawner by todays standards. But, Young pitched in an era where striking out for a hitter was an embarrassment.
Young's game was also noteworthy for being the quickest perfect game on record. Game time, one hour, 25 minutes.
For those that wonder why there was such a huge commotion about Don Larsen's perfect game in the 1956 World Series game...
First, it was a World Series game.
Second, Larsen was by no means, ever mentioned in the same breath as Cy Young.
Third, Larsen pitched his game in front of over 60,000 fans and a new audience on television.
Fourth, no perfect game had been thrown for 34 years. Two generations.
Fifth, it was a World Series game.
Randy Johnson threw a perfect game at age 40. Oldest to ever throw a perfect game.
Addie Ross of Cleveland threw a perfect game in 1908. Four years after Cy Young's. The second perfect game.
He threw 74 pitches. Three strike outs. Those batters, being some of the few that even saw three pitches that day.
Sandy Koufax was probably involved in the best perfect game ever, besides Larsen.
Koufax matched up against Bob Hendley of the Cubs.
Both Koufax and Hendley had perfect games going into the bottom of the fifth inning. Hendley lost his perfect game in allowing Lou Johnson to walk. Johnson was sacrificed to second base, then stole third base, and scored on the errant throw by the catcher.
Koufax then continued his perfect game in the sixth and Hendley got three up three down in the bottom of the frame.
Koufax pitched a perfect seventh.
In the bottom of the seventh with two outs, Lou Johnson doinked a double down the right field line, ending Hendley's no-hit bid.
Johnson's walk and double would account for all the baserunning in the game.
No other player reached.
Koufax struck out every Cubs starter except Don Kessinger. He struck out Kessinger's pinch hitter in the ninth inning.
Koufax finished with 14 strike outs. Or more than half of the Cubs players who marched up to the plate.
Koufax perfect game was the most spectacular from a fantasy point of view. But, when Koufax pitched, there was no fantasy baseball. So, we must move on through history.
There was only one pitcher who threw a perfect game in the fifties, Larsen.
Jim Bunning, Koufax, and Catfish Hunter, the 60's hurlers.
Nobody threw a perfect game during the seventies.
Three in the eighties.
Four in the nineties.
There were two in 2010. This marked the first time that two perfect games were thrown in the same year.
This would be topped two years later when three pitchers would hurl perfect games in 2012.
Funny though, none have have been thrown since.
And it is in 2012 where we find the perfect game that most helps our fantasy team.
Matt Cain threw a perfect game that matched Sandy Koufax 14 strike outs. And I use Sandy Koufax full name because, in my mind, it is rolling off Vin Scully's tongue. If anybody can say a name, just a name, and somehow have the love, respect, and admiration for a man in just saying that name, it is Vin Scully saying, "Sandy Koufax".
Is Matt Cain's perfect game with 14 k's the best fantasy game ever?
I don't know. It depends on the needs of our own team. If we are needing 20 strike outs from Kerry Wood's game more than the ERA or WHIP ratios from a perfect game, then more strike outs would suit some teams more.
All that aside, we will never see fantasy perfection.
27 strike outs facing 27 hitters is too much to ask. It'd be like shooting a perfect 18 in golf.
So, we 'settle' for no-hitters like Iwakuma's.
And they're still cool.