Calling All Westerners
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 7:28 am
Out West. We Rock. We Rule. We are the Best.
The Lombardi Trophy is back. The Larry O’Brien trophy is safely housed in San Fransisco.
It’s an even numbered year and you know what that means: The LA Kings will hoist the Stanley Cup for the third time in five years this June.
And, oh yeah, we ALL know what Bochy and the boys will be doing this fall.
We have California girls. We have the best golfer in the world. The best surfers. The best coffee. We make the best airplanes, the best software and the best wine.
We have it all.
So why do we get no respect? The next time any talking-head you know goes on auto-mouth and says the American League East is the best division in baseball, don’t argue, just punch him in the mouth and tell him to shut up.
And what’s with all this time zone crap.
Why is everything listed with the eastern time zone first? It’s only some weird language that reads from right to left, right? So don’t say 8 PM ET/7 PM CT (5 pm pt) like a dyslexic.
And why does everybody just totally forget about Rocky Mountain Time? What’s up with that?
We live in America. So let’s act like Americans.
Let’s read our time zones from left to right, like any good English-speaking American should.
5 PM PT/ 6 PM RMT/ 8PM ET. Get used to that, you east coast pussies.
And let’s cut out all other east coast biases.
Let’s begin by changing the start times for Cutline Drafts.
For the first month of Cutline, the start times have been 4PM PT/ 5 PM RMT/ 7PM ET or 5 PM PT/ 6 PM RMT/ 8PM ET.
4PM???? WOWSER!!! That’s a BUMMER because: A) We westerners haven’t left work yet,
OR B) We haven’t woken from our afternoon nap yet!!
We need our drafts to start after our first cocktail and after our dinners!
Well, thankfully, some cowboys have strong-armed Greg, made him say Uncle, convinced him that West is Best, and that we deserve better draft times.
So he has given us some. So now let’s fill those Cutline Leagues up!
There is one tonight at 7 PM PT/ 8PM RMT/ 10ET.
Another one Thursday night, 6 PM PT/ 7 PM RMT/ 9ET.
And one on Friday at 7 PM PT/ 8PM RMT/ 10ET.
TO BE THE BEST, YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE BEST! OUT WEST!
RONALD WANTS YOU! ENLIST NOW!
The Lombardi Trophy is back. The Larry O’Brien trophy is safely housed in San Fransisco.
It’s an even numbered year and you know what that means: The LA Kings will hoist the Stanley Cup for the third time in five years this June.
And, oh yeah, we ALL know what Bochy and the boys will be doing this fall.
We have California girls. We have the best golfer in the world. The best surfers. The best coffee. We make the best airplanes, the best software and the best wine.
We have it all.
So why do we get no respect? The next time any talking-head you know goes on auto-mouth and says the American League East is the best division in baseball, don’t argue, just punch him in the mouth and tell him to shut up.
And what’s with all this time zone crap.
Why is everything listed with the eastern time zone first? It’s only some weird language that reads from right to left, right? So don’t say 8 PM ET/7 PM CT (5 pm pt) like a dyslexic.
And why does everybody just totally forget about Rocky Mountain Time? What’s up with that?
We live in America. So let’s act like Americans.
Let’s read our time zones from left to right, like any good English-speaking American should.
5 PM PT/ 6 PM RMT/ 8PM ET. Get used to that, you east coast pussies.
And let’s cut out all other east coast biases.
Let’s begin by changing the start times for Cutline Drafts.
For the first month of Cutline, the start times have been 4PM PT/ 5 PM RMT/ 7PM ET or 5 PM PT/ 6 PM RMT/ 8PM ET.
4PM???? WOWSER!!! That’s a BUMMER because: A) We westerners haven’t left work yet,
OR B) We haven’t woken from our afternoon nap yet!!
We need our drafts to start after our first cocktail and after our dinners!
Well, thankfully, some cowboys have strong-armed Greg, made him say Uncle, convinced him that West is Best, and that we deserve better draft times.
So he has given us some. So now let’s fill those Cutline Leagues up!
There is one tonight at 7 PM PT/ 8PM RMT/ 10ET.
Another one Thursday night, 6 PM PT/ 7 PM RMT/ 9ET.
And one on Friday at 7 PM PT/ 8PM RMT/ 10ET.
TO BE THE BEST, YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE BEST! OUT WEST!
RONALD WANTS YOU! ENLIST NOW!