With Apologies to Stephen Foster

[DOUGHBOYS]

Three Rangers outfielders hitting the dl on the same day and a Mets first basemen too....
With apologies to Stephen Foster.....

Camptown Races (The Duda Lament)

'Fantasy owners hate this song,
DUDA! DUDA!
DL list, five miles long.
ALL THE DUDA DAY!

Hurt every day,
Hurt every night,
I bet my money on a long swing,
Somebody bet on the judy,
Oh that Duda screwed me!

Oh, the long swing of my big horse,
DUDA DUDA!
Hit the dl, not a home run of course
ALL THE DUDA DAY!

Goin' to sit all day
Goin to sit all night,
I bet my money on a long swing,
Somebody bet on a judy,
Oh that Duda screwed me!