RBI or Real Bad Intuitiveness
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:26 am
We see ourselves as the best of the best of fantasy baseball.
And sometimes, the best of the best looks very bad.
We can't even get team leaders right, let alone category leaders.
Here are the team leaders in rbi and a lot of our misses...
Baltimore-
Manny Machado was drafted in the first round.
Easy one.
Nope.
Answer: Mark Trumbo
Boston-
Mookie Betts was drafted at the end of the first round.
rbi was not his thing though.
So we get a pass.
Answer:David Ortiz.
New York-
No Yankee hitter was drafted highly (or pitcher for that matter)
Ellsbury, Gardner, and Teixeira taken well before this guy...
Answer: Carlos Beltran
Tampa Bay-
This one, by default, we get correct.
Nobody has stepped up their game on this team offensively.
Answer: Evan Longoria
Toronto-
Josh Donaldson became an NFBC sweetheart after his MVP year last year.
He's having a good year.
But after leading the American League in rbi last year, he doesn't lead his team this year.
Answer: Edwin Encarnacion
Chicago-
Jose Abreu was a solid second round pick.
His owners are not complaining about his 50 rbi.
They are miffed that he only has 11 home runs.
Not even half that of this teammate.
Answer: Todd Frazier
Cleveland:
We know that Michael Brantley is their best hitter.
But, no rbi can be had while sitting on their duff.
Still, we had no idea that this guy would break out.
Joey Gallo had a higher adp.
Answer: Mike Napoli
Detroit-
As of this writing, we're correct.
However, the leaders for the Tigers have 53, 52, 51, and 50 rbi.
Answer: Miguel Cabrera
Kansas City-
We're sorta right.
We had Lorenzo Cain higher, but that was more for his five category goodness.
Right behind him was the answer.
Answer: Eric Hosmer
Minnesota-
We fell into this one.
Easily, the best player on this team, this year, is Eduardo Nunez.
But he leads off on a team who makes a lot of outs, especially over the second part of their lineup.
So few rbi ops. Still, he is only five behind the Twins leader.
Answer: Brian Dozier
Houston-
Carlos Correa was an NFBC darling last draft season.
Most would say that Jose Altuve has been fantasy's best player.
So, it may be a surprise, but...
Answer: Carlos Correa
Los Angeles-
Here is a fact that will knock your socks off.
Mike Trout, Bryce Harper, and Paul Goldschmidt were the Overall top picks.
NONE are leading their own team in rbi.
Answer: Albert Pujols
Oakland-
Billy Burns was taken higher.
But, we get a pass since Burns was taken for his judyism.
Answer: Khris Davis
Seattle:
This one has gone as expected.
Robby Cano was taken higher, but mostly because of his positioanality.
And he along with Kyle Seager are only one behind the leader.
Answer: Nellie Cruz
Texas-
Most would have bet on Prince Fielder.
His U only status left him down in NFBC ranks.
So Adrian Beltre, right?
Wrong.
Answer: Ian Desmond
Atlanta-
No brainer, right?
The only Brave batter taken highly was Freddie Freeman.
That don't matter this year.
Answer: Nick Markakis
Miami-
Gincarlo Stanton was easily the highest pick by NFBC'ers among Miami players.
The timing of this post helps him.
Justin Bour is now one behind him since not being able to play.
Still, Stanton can only muster a tie.
Answer: Ozuna/Stanton
New York-
This is a pathetic rbi team.
Their third leading rbi guy is in the minors (Michael Conforto)
They bought Cespedes for rbi and he has delivered.
Answer: Yoenis Cespedes
Philadelphia-
One need only look at the Phillies second leading rbi guy to see what a bad lineup this is.
It's Freddy Galvis.
We'll take the Win here.
Answer: Maikel Franco
Washington-
Well, you know it's not Bryce Harper.
How were we to know that Harper would have two more rbi than Danny Espinoza?
Man, we suck.
Answer: Daniel Murphy
Chicago-
We took Anthony Rizzo as the best of Cubs hitters.
They have a lot of good hitters.
But, their best is....
Answer: Kris Bryant
Cincinnati-
Joey Votto leads the Reds in BB and OBP. And only BB and OBP.
I'm sure his owners are ecstatic.
While Votto walks to first, Adam Duvall is trotting around them.
Still, he is not their leader.
Answer: Jay Bruce
Milwaukee-
Ryan Braun, right?
Nope.
It's a fellow hitting 100 points lower than Braun and with an adp in a poorer neighborhood.
Answer: Chris Carter
Pittsburgh-
Andrew McCutchen does not lead his team in any roto category.
He trails David Freese (adp- one trillion) in rbi and has 77 more at bats than Freese.
A sad case.
Answer: Gregory Polanco
St. Louis-
This one may come as a surprise, but really isn't.
The best Cardinals hitter is their pinch hitter.
Pinch hitters usually hit at the bottom of the lineup.
St Louis pinch hitters have 45 hits. No other team, more than 30
A .366 pinch hitting average.
The leader, short lived though, due to injury.
Answer: Matt Carpenter
Arizona-
Perhaps we thought too much of Goldy.
He's still stealing bases, which made him attractive to us.
And he's been good in other categories, just not super.
Answer: Jake Lamb
Colorado-
Only five of the top 20 offensive adp picks lead their teams in rbi.
This is one of them.
Answer: Nolan Arenado
Los Angeles-
Yasiel Puig sure looks athletic, doesn't he?
Puig has 70 more points of batting average and 50 more at bats than teammate and 'Y bro' Yasmani Grandal and still, Grandal has more rbi.
And, if you think it's Corey Seager.
Surprise!...But barely.
Answer: Justin Turner
San Diego:
Nobody thinks of San Diego for rbi.
But they have two players in the top 12.
Matt Kemp is quietly having a great year, but hasn't attempted a steal.
And this guy was not on our adp radar.
Answer: Wil Myers
San Francisco:
Buster Posey was the clear favorite.
But he's not even second.
In fact, he's third among 'B's'.
3RD- Buster Posey
2ND- Brandon Belt
Answer: Brandon Crawford
And sometimes, the best of the best looks very bad.
We can't even get team leaders right, let alone category leaders.
Here are the team leaders in rbi and a lot of our misses...
Baltimore-
Manny Machado was drafted in the first round.
Easy one.
Nope.
Answer: Mark Trumbo
Boston-
Mookie Betts was drafted at the end of the first round.
rbi was not his thing though.
So we get a pass.
Answer:David Ortiz.
New York-
No Yankee hitter was drafted highly (or pitcher for that matter)
Ellsbury, Gardner, and Teixeira taken well before this guy...
Answer: Carlos Beltran
Tampa Bay-
This one, by default, we get correct.
Nobody has stepped up their game on this team offensively.
Answer: Evan Longoria
Toronto-
Josh Donaldson became an NFBC sweetheart after his MVP year last year.
He's having a good year.
But after leading the American League in rbi last year, he doesn't lead his team this year.
Answer: Edwin Encarnacion
Chicago-
Jose Abreu was a solid second round pick.
His owners are not complaining about his 50 rbi.
They are miffed that he only has 11 home runs.
Not even half that of this teammate.
Answer: Todd Frazier
Cleveland:
We know that Michael Brantley is their best hitter.
But, no rbi can be had while sitting on their duff.
Still, we had no idea that this guy would break out.
Joey Gallo had a higher adp.
Answer: Mike Napoli
Detroit-
As of this writing, we're correct.
However, the leaders for the Tigers have 53, 52, 51, and 50 rbi.
Answer: Miguel Cabrera
Kansas City-
We're sorta right.
We had Lorenzo Cain higher, but that was more for his five category goodness.
Right behind him was the answer.
Answer: Eric Hosmer
Minnesota-
We fell into this one.
Easily, the best player on this team, this year, is Eduardo Nunez.
But he leads off on a team who makes a lot of outs, especially over the second part of their lineup.
So few rbi ops. Still, he is only five behind the Twins leader.
Answer: Brian Dozier
Houston-
Carlos Correa was an NFBC darling last draft season.
Most would say that Jose Altuve has been fantasy's best player.
So, it may be a surprise, but...
Answer: Carlos Correa
Los Angeles-
Here is a fact that will knock your socks off.
Mike Trout, Bryce Harper, and Paul Goldschmidt were the Overall top picks.
NONE are leading their own team in rbi.
Answer: Albert Pujols
Oakland-
Billy Burns was taken higher.
But, we get a pass since Burns was taken for his judyism.
Answer: Khris Davis
Seattle:
This one has gone as expected.
Robby Cano was taken higher, but mostly because of his positioanality.
And he along with Kyle Seager are only one behind the leader.
Answer: Nellie Cruz
Texas-
Most would have bet on Prince Fielder.
His U only status left him down in NFBC ranks.
So Adrian Beltre, right?
Wrong.
Answer: Ian Desmond
Atlanta-
No brainer, right?
The only Brave batter taken highly was Freddie Freeman.
That don't matter this year.
Answer: Nick Markakis
Miami-
Gincarlo Stanton was easily the highest pick by NFBC'ers among Miami players.
The timing of this post helps him.
Justin Bour is now one behind him since not being able to play.
Still, Stanton can only muster a tie.
Answer: Ozuna/Stanton
New York-
This is a pathetic rbi team.
Their third leading rbi guy is in the minors (Michael Conforto)
They bought Cespedes for rbi and he has delivered.
Answer: Yoenis Cespedes
Philadelphia-
One need only look at the Phillies second leading rbi guy to see what a bad lineup this is.
It's Freddy Galvis.
We'll take the Win here.
Answer: Maikel Franco
Washington-
Well, you know it's not Bryce Harper.
How were we to know that Harper would have two more rbi than Danny Espinoza?
Man, we suck.
Answer: Daniel Murphy
Chicago-
We took Anthony Rizzo as the best of Cubs hitters.
They have a lot of good hitters.
But, their best is....
Answer: Kris Bryant
Cincinnati-
Joey Votto leads the Reds in BB and OBP. And only BB and OBP.
I'm sure his owners are ecstatic.
While Votto walks to first, Adam Duvall is trotting around them.
Still, he is not their leader.
Answer: Jay Bruce
Milwaukee-
Ryan Braun, right?
Nope.
It's a fellow hitting 100 points lower than Braun and with an adp in a poorer neighborhood.
Answer: Chris Carter
Pittsburgh-
Andrew McCutchen does not lead his team in any roto category.
He trails David Freese (adp- one trillion) in rbi and has 77 more at bats than Freese.
A sad case.
Answer: Gregory Polanco
St. Louis-
This one may come as a surprise, but really isn't.
The best Cardinals hitter is their pinch hitter.
Pinch hitters usually hit at the bottom of the lineup.
St Louis pinch hitters have 45 hits. No other team, more than 30
A .366 pinch hitting average.
The leader, short lived though, due to injury.
Answer: Matt Carpenter
Arizona-
Perhaps we thought too much of Goldy.
He's still stealing bases, which made him attractive to us.
And he's been good in other categories, just not super.
Answer: Jake Lamb
Colorado-
Only five of the top 20 offensive adp picks lead their teams in rbi.
This is one of them.
Answer: Nolan Arenado
Los Angeles-
Yasiel Puig sure looks athletic, doesn't he?
Puig has 70 more points of batting average and 50 more at bats than teammate and 'Y bro' Yasmani Grandal and still, Grandal has more rbi.
And, if you think it's Corey Seager.
Surprise!...But barely.
Answer: Justin Turner
San Diego:
Nobody thinks of San Diego for rbi.
But they have two players in the top 12.
Matt Kemp is quietly having a great year, but hasn't attempted a steal.
And this guy was not on our adp radar.
Answer: Wil Myers
San Francisco:
Buster Posey was the clear favorite.
But he's not even second.
In fact, he's third among 'B's'.
3RD- Buster Posey
2ND- Brandon Belt
Answer: Brandon Crawford