MadBum??

Quahogs · Post by **Quahogs** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:40 pm

Analyzed the fangraph data on the guy. The current fantasy landscaped dictated a 1st rd draft slot for him.

One category I overlooked however:

Common sense exit speed from his brain - off the charts.

Dirt bike really? WTF you stupid ass..

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:53 pm

I hear ya Juprinka. Madbum's accident causing the wheels to fall off a couple fantasy seasons already.

KJ Duke · Post by **KJ Duke** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:59 pm

Quahogs wrote:Analyzed the fangraph data on the guy. The current fantasy landscaped dictated a 1st rd draft slot for him.

One category I overlooked however:

Common sense exit speed from his brain - off the charts.

Dirt bike really? WTF you stupid ass..

I don't think you'll catch Kyle Hendricks doing dirt bike wheelies. He seems like a safety first guy ... aside than throwing meatballs down the middle of the plate this year.

Yah Mule · Post by **Yah Mule** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:05 pm

JFC. At least lie to me like Kent.

Teufel Hunden · Post by **Teufel Hunden** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:07 pm

Yah Mule wrote:JFC. At least lie to me like Kent.

My first thought when I saw the news was maybe he was washing his own truck and didn't want to admit it so made up the dirt bike story.

Quahogs · Post by **Quahogs** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:09 pm

On a side note Mr Lowry... By process of elimination Jose Reyes is now batting cleanup for the Mets. By default he's now guaranteed another 50ab 5 hit stint !

Chest Rockwell · Post by **Chest Rockwell** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:24 pm

I am fairly certain there is someone who went MadBum and then Marte in a draft. Can you imagine his week?

Yah Mule · Post by **Yah Mule** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:30 pm

Chest Rockwell wrote:I am fairly certain there is someone who went MadBum and then Marte in a draft. Can you imagine his week?

Twice as shitty as mine.

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:36 pm

Chest Rockwell wrote:I am fairly certain there is someone who went MadBum and then Marte in a draft. Can you imagine his week?

Well, I'm in two leagues with Massotto and he took Madbum at the 1/2 turn in one and Marte at the 1/2 in the other.
I guess we know who's to blame. And who's having a pretty awful week (sorry Bud).

Yah Mule · Post by **Yah Mule** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:41 pm

Glenneration X wrote:
Chest Rockwell wrote:I am fairly certain there is someone who went MadBum and then Marte in a draft. Can you imagine his week?

Well, I'm in two leagues with Massotto and he took Madbum at the 1/2 turn in one and Marte at the 1/2 in the other. I guess we know who's to blame.

https://youtu.be/4ulWjFfLsL0

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:45 pm

MtM = Mikey the Mush?

Baseball Furies · Post by **Baseball Furies** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:48 pm

Chest Rockwell wrote:I am fairly certain there is someone who went MadBum and then Marte in a draft. Can you imagine his week?

Came within a whisker of that double whammy happening to me in the Ultimate.

And just for the record, Madison Bumgarner is a fucking jackass!

Oh, and did I mention that Madison Bumgarner is a redneck idiot?

Philly High Hopes · Post by **Philly High Hopes** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:23 pm

In the NL Only auction, Mad Bum $34 and Marte $32 were both taken by the same owner.

TOXIC ASSETS · Post by **TOXIC ASSETS** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:40 am

Special song dedication for anyone who drafted both Bumgarner and Marte., round 1 and 2. Do yourself a favor and avoid any form of risk taking for a while.

Loverboy -- When It's Over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMLHPnxkOwA

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