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MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:40 pm
by Quahogs
Analyzed the fangraph data on the guy. The current fantasy landscaped dictated a 1st rd draft slot for him.
One category I overlooked however:
Common sense exit speed from his brain - off the charts.
Dirt bike really? WTF you stupid ass..
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:53 pm
by Glenneration X
I hear ya Juprinka. Madbum's accident causing the wheels to fall off a couple fantasy seasons already.
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:59 pm
by KJ Duke
Quahogs wrote:Analyzed the fangraph data on the guy. The current fantasy landscaped dictated a 1st rd draft slot for him.
One category I overlooked however:
Common sense exit speed from his brain - off the charts.
Dirt bike really? WTF you stupid ass..
I don't think you'll catch Kyle Hendricks doing dirt bike wheelies. He seems like a safety first guy ... aside than throwing meatballs down the middle of the plate this year.
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:05 pm
by Yah Mule
JFC. At least lie to me like Kent.
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:07 pm
by Teufel Hunden
Yah Mule wrote:JFC. At least lie to me like Kent.
My first thought when I saw the news was maybe he was washing his own truck and didn't want to admit it so made up the dirt bike story.
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:09 pm
by Quahogs
On a side note Mr Lowry... By process of elimination Jose Reyes is now batting cleanup for the Mets. By default he's now guaranteed another 50ab 5 hit stint !
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:24 pm
by Chest Rockwell
I am fairly certain there is someone who went MadBum and then Marte in a draft. Can you imagine his week?
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:30 pm
by Yah Mule
Chest Rockwell wrote:I am fairly certain there is someone who went MadBum and then Marte in a draft. Can you imagine his week?
Twice as shitty as mine.
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:36 pm
by Glenneration X
Chest Rockwell wrote:I am fairly certain there is someone who went MadBum and then Marte in a draft. Can you imagine his week?
Well, I'm in two leagues with Massotto and he took Madbum at the 1/2 turn in one and Marte at the 1/2 in the other.
I guess we know who's to blame. And who's having a pretty awful week (sorry Bud).
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:41 pm
by Yah Mule
Glenneration X wrote:Chest Rockwell wrote:I am fairly certain there is someone who went MadBum and then Marte in a draft. Can you imagine his week?
Well, I'm in two leagues with Massotto and he took Madbum at the 1/2 turn in one and Marte at the 1/2 in the other. I guess we know who's to blame.
https://youtu.be/4ulWjFfLsL0
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:45 pm
by Glenneration X
MtM = Mikey the Mush?
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:48 pm
by Baseball Furies
Chest Rockwell wrote:I am fairly certain there is someone who went MadBum and then Marte in a draft. Can you imagine his week?
Came within a whisker of that double whammy happening to me in the Ultimate. And just for the record, Madison Bumgarner is a fucking jackass! 
Oh, and did I mention that Madison Bumgarner is a redneck idiot?
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:23 pm
by Philly High Hopes
In the NL Only auction, Mad Bum $34 and Marte $32 were both taken by the same owner.
Re: MadBum??
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:40 am
by TOXIC ASSETS
Special song dedication for anyone who drafted both Bumgarner and Marte., round 1 and 2. Do yourself a favor and avoid any form of risk taking for a while.
Loverboy -- When It's Over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMLHPnxkOwA