Don't You Just Love...

[Edwards Kings]

How the market has jumped all over that high octane KC talent like Hosmer (power 1B who has never hit more than 25 HR given 50%+ balls hit on the ground), Cain, Moustakas (career year in a walk year...hmmmm) or even Melky (ok...lower octane)?



Damn Yankees...can pick up Stanton and afford to pay Ellsbury $21M to sit on his brains, but still keep the payroll under $175m (depending on what starting pitcher they decide to allow to grace Yankee Stadium)...dammit....



You are a RH bat...everybody plays you with the shift...and you go to play the Angels...with their left side of the infield..."we don't need no friggin's shift!" Rarest thing in baseball in 2018 will be a "seeing eye" single in Anaheim.

[Baseball Furies]

I just love you, man. And to celebrate, here are some monkeys that are as excited as I am about you, the NFBC, and everyone who is a part of IT...I meant it.



Sure, River Dancing monkeys are real funny now, but a few years in the future according to the movies...



I think I'm going to be paying the price for my shenanigans.

[Edwards Kings]

Don't worry Mike...I have seen the secret plans. When the take over occurs...



You are to be taken as breeding stock.



Not sure the new world order will necessarily like the mixed outcome, however...



There will be full time employment. However, despite your obvious human compassion, they feel your proginy will lack the necessary skills for child care.



Your job will be to handle IT quality control issues.

[Baseball Furies]

Nice one man. Hysterical shit!