NFBC Message Boards

How the market has jumped all over that high octane KC talent like Hosmer (power 1B who has never hit more than 25 HR given 50%+ balls hit on the ground), Cain, Moustakas (career year in a walk year...hmmmm) or even Melky (ok...lower octane)?



Damn Yankees...can pick up Stanton and afford to pay Ellsbury $21M to sit on his brains, but still keep the payroll under $175m (depending on what starting pitcher they decide to allow to grace Yankee Stadium)...dammit....



You are a RH bat...everybody plays you with the shift...and you go to play the Angels...with their left side of the infield..."we don't need no friggin's shift!" Rarest thing in baseball in 2018 will be a "seeing eye" single in Anaheim.

Don't worry Mike...I have seen the secret plans. When the take over occurs...



You are to be taken as breeding stock.



Not sure the new world order will necessarily like the mixed outcome, however...



There will be full time employment. However, despite your obvious human compassion, they feel your proginy will lack the necessary skills for child care.



Your job will be to handle IT quality control issues.