Mets General Manager
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:18 pm
I recently got my hands on the written test Steve Cohen is giving to Mets General Manager candidates:
Question 1: A baseball is:
1) Generally round.
2) Generally square.
3) An unverified concept.
4) Give me enough money, I will make it any shape you want.
Question 2: How may Mets will be on the field of play at any one time:
1) A gazillion.
2) Pi.
3) Nine.
4) More than in the stands.
Question 3: What do you see as the greatest challenge for the Mets in 2022?
1) Keeping the starting pitchers healthy.
2) Covering legal fees for DUI charges.
3) Teaching the coaching staff "shit" from "Shinola".
4) Convincing the Atlanta Braves to play like crap for six months rather than just for four.
There are no right answers as Cohen is a hedge fund manager and they write their own rules. If you want the job, send your answers via Cohen's Twitter account. You just might get it (no one else seems to want it)!
(Apologies to my Mets friends...just couldn't resist).
Question 1: A baseball is:
1) Generally round.
2) Generally square.
3) An unverified concept.
4) Give me enough money, I will make it any shape you want.
Question 2: How may Mets will be on the field of play at any one time:
1) A gazillion.
2) Pi.
3) Nine.
4) More than in the stands.
Question 3: What do you see as the greatest challenge for the Mets in 2022?
1) Keeping the starting pitchers healthy.
2) Covering legal fees for DUI charges.
3) Teaching the coaching staff "shit" from "Shinola".
4) Convincing the Atlanta Braves to play like crap for six months rather than just for four.
There are no right answers as Cohen is a hedge fund manager and they write their own rules. If you want the job, send your answers via Cohen's Twitter account. You just might get it (no one else seems to want it)!
(Apologies to my Mets friends...just couldn't resist).