T-Minus 20 days_and_counting

Gordon Gekko · Post by **Gordon Gekko** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:59 am

Can you believe it, only 20 days remain until it's time to sit down and select the players that will lead us into battle for 2008?

Here's a couple draft day tips for the newbies, inexperienced, or weak-minded:

1) After you walk into the draft room and realize what you've gotten yourself into, you will likely have some belly pains and have to make a brisk walk to the rest room for a #3 (mix between #1 and #2). Don't worry, this is normal. Just make sure there is sufficient toilet paper in the stall.

2) When you sit down at the draft table, look around and see if anyone appears nervous. If you don't spot anyone, it's because you are nervous yourself.

3) If a fellow participant gives you his drink tickets before the draft, there's likely devious intentions.

4) When it's your turn to select your player and you don't know how to pronounce his name, try your best. Of course you'll be laughed at and ridiculed by your leaguemates, but at least you'll get the player you want.

5) About midway through the draft, you'll realize that your team has no shot. Most people fall into this group. When that happens, just truy to enjoy the remainder of the day and head to the bar and get a few drinks.

Hope this helps!

Top Dawg · Post by **Top Dawg** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:49 am

Also, no need to bring any cheat sheets or other draft prep work with you. If nothing has changed, you will be given a goodie bag filled with several magazines to use at the draft.

Pete

The Mighty Men · Post by **The Mighty Men** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:55 am

Originally posted by Gordon Gekko:

5) About midway through the draft, you'll realize that your team has no shot. I have to disagree with this one. Most guys love their team, think it will win, and are smiling. They have NO idea that their team has no chance.

Gordon Gekko · Post by **Gordon Gekko** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:07 am

Jack - does that mean u agree with having the squirts?

sportsbettingman · Post by **sportsbettingman** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:19 am

Originally posted by Gordon Gekko:

Jack - does that mean u agree with having the squirts? I'm imagining that scene from "Dumb and Dumber" when the toilet was broken!

Ha!!!!!

~Lance

rockitsauce · Post by **rockitsauce** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:25 pm

Originally posted by Gordon Gekko:

Can you believe it, only 20 days remain until it's time to sit down and select the players that will lead us into battle for 2008?

Here's a couple draft day tips for the newbies, inexperienced, or weak-minded:

1) After you walk into the draft room and realize what you've gotten yourself into, you will likely have some belly pains and have to make a brisk walk to the rest room for a #3 (mix between #1 and #2). Don't worry, this is normal. Just make sure there is sufficient toilet paper in the stall.

2) When you sit down at the draft table, look around and see if anyone appears nervous. If you don't spot anyone, it's because you are nervous yourself.

3) If a fellow participant gives you his drink tickets before the draft, there's likely devious intentions.

4) When it's your turn to select your player and you don't know how to pronounce his name, try your best. Of course you'll be laughed at and ridiculed by your leaguemates, but at least you'll get the player you want.

5) About midway through the draft, you'll realize that your team has no shot. Most people fall into this group. When that happens, just truy to enjoy the remainder of the day and head to the bar and get a few drinks.

Hope this helps! weakminded???

U kiddin' me? this is fantasy right? I know it's $1300, but damn that's no reason to get so nervous ya get the hershey squirts! It's not like yer gettin' in the ring w/ the Iceman Chuck Liddell or Kimbo Slice! Or gettin' sent to Baghdad!

Excuse me is you sayin' sumthin', uhunn, U can't tell me nuthin'!!!