The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Sorry to hear about your loss Dan!.
Sad day for the Kenyon family.....
Sad day for the Kenyon family.....
What can I say , it was time to stick a toothpick in him, he was done.
Thanks for the condolensces, Patrick. Good to hear in our hour of knead.
Thanks for the condolensces, Patrick. Good to hear in our hour of knead.
On my tombstone-
Wait! I never had the perfect draft!
Wait! I never had the perfect draft!