Shawn Childs is a Huge Cheater

bjoak · Post by **bjoak** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:40 am

I decided to take a look mat Shawn Childs' 2008 main event team after his famous "bad draft". It just happens to be 11th place overall.

Here are some of his players:

R. Martin .120 BA 0 homers

J. Bay .182, 0

Andruw Jones .103 BA, 0

Crosby His usual stats.

Bonderman 5.68 ERA, 0 wins, 1 K

Willis 5.40 ERA, 0 wins, 0 K's

Holy crap! I can't even figure out how the guy gets his preexisting stats to add up, let alone how he can put together a team or implement a draft strategy that is flawless every time. Nice wrork, man!

Liquidhippo · Post by **Liquidhippo** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:11 am

I agree, I think he's using time travel, and knowledge of the future.

Not cool.

Top Dawg · Post by **Top Dawg** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:30 am

Originally posted by Fudd:

King Midas is amazing, I must admit.

He is a master drafte and a master debater as well. His fishing skill are also top shelf. I've heard he is a master baiter.

Pete

Quahogs · Post by **Quahogs** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:23 am

C'mon give the guy a break. Everyone knows that THIS year his results are on the up and up. His brother-in-law is no longer working in the STATS INC data department.

sportsbettingman · Post by **sportsbettingman** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:42 pm

Damn...I was looking for some cool dirt on Sir Childs here!

He's the man.

Side note...I'll now be calling the new and improved Chubby Christian Guzman..."Lil Papi"

~Lance

[ April 09, 2008, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: sportsbettingman ]

ToddZ · Post by **ToddZ** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:49 pm

Side note...I'll now be calling the new and improved Chubby Christian Guzman..."Lil Papi"

I've been calling his DP partner Ronnie Belliard "Mini-Manny" for years.

sportsbettingman · Post by **sportsbettingman** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:56 pm

Originally posted by ToddZ:

quote: Side note...I'll now be calling the new and improved Chubby Christian Guzman..."Lil Papi"

I've been calling his DP partner Ronnie Belliard "Mini-Manny" for years. [/QUOTE]Very nice similarities...so now, will I!

~Lance

sportsbettingman · Post by **sportsbettingman** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:07 pm

It MIGHT not be a good thing to yell at Pujols during BP...make a mental note, HOU...and pitch around him.

~Lance