A Little Stuff
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:38 am
The Rockies were bitching and moaning after their game about Rick Ankiel yelling at Jorge DeLaRosa.
SHUDDUP!
Ankiel was shouting at DeLaRosa to challenge him with fastballs. This is something can be solved on the field. DeLaRosa doesen't have to say a word and has many options.
#1 Put a fastball in his ear. Bob Gibson just smiled.
#2 Give him a fastball outside and more sliders afterwards.
#3 Give him all sliders and after he k's, yell at him that he's a big leaguer and should be able to hit anything.
Instead, DeLaRosa gave him a fastball and he doubled.
Manny Delcarmen's WHIP is higher than his ERA.
David Ortiz is going to get his "dry eyes" checked Monday. He must be the only one that hasn't seen Ben Stein and Visine commercials.
As far as Ortiz owners go, there isn't a dry eye in the house.
Mike Hampton is a better pitcher when he isn't making so much money.
Russell Martin and James Loney were the Dodgers 4-5 hitters yesterday.
2 Home runs between them.
Jason Bartlett was voted MVP of the Rays last year, sorry Evan.
Ben Zobrist could be their MVP this year, again, sorry Evan.
Miguel Tejada is hitting higher and has less strikeouts than Ichiro. The sun may set in the east tonight.
David Wright and Orlando Hudson both have 33 rbi...
and both have 3 home runs.
If looking for a pitcher, would you want your team to sign Tom Glavine or Pedro Martinez?
Some teams try to sign players to put fannies in the seats. Which ballplayer(s) would draw you to a stadium?
[ June 08, 2009, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: DOUGHBOYS ]
SHUDDUP!
Ankiel was shouting at DeLaRosa to challenge him with fastballs. This is something can be solved on the field. DeLaRosa doesen't have to say a word and has many options.
#1 Put a fastball in his ear. Bob Gibson just smiled.
#2 Give him a fastball outside and more sliders afterwards.
#3 Give him all sliders and after he k's, yell at him that he's a big leaguer and should be able to hit anything.
Instead, DeLaRosa gave him a fastball and he doubled.
Manny Delcarmen's WHIP is higher than his ERA.
David Ortiz is going to get his "dry eyes" checked Monday. He must be the only one that hasn't seen Ben Stein and Visine commercials.
As far as Ortiz owners go, there isn't a dry eye in the house.
Mike Hampton is a better pitcher when he isn't making so much money.
Russell Martin and James Loney were the Dodgers 4-5 hitters yesterday.
2 Home runs between them.
Jason Bartlett was voted MVP of the Rays last year, sorry Evan.
Ben Zobrist could be their MVP this year, again, sorry Evan.
Miguel Tejada is hitting higher and has less strikeouts than Ichiro. The sun may set in the east tonight.
David Wright and Orlando Hudson both have 33 rbi...
and both have 3 home runs.
If looking for a pitcher, would you want your team to sign Tom Glavine or Pedro Martinez?
Some teams try to sign players to put fannies in the seats. Which ballplayer(s) would draw you to a stadium?
[ June 08, 2009, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: DOUGHBOYS ]