Roto Snips
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:58 am
'Eddie Guardado wants to close'
Maybe thats a headline Eveyday Eddie sees in his imagination.
Mine is 'Dan Kenyon wakes up with Ann-Margret'
Both have the same chance of happening.
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'Lowell Finally to Have Surgery'
He must have needed his thumbs for Christmas wrapping of presents.
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Moyer in Hospital for Third Time'
One step away from the nursing home?
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'Matsui Wants to Play Outfield'
Walla Walla would like to draft against Ron Shandler
Both have the same chance of happening.
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'Molina Close to Signing with Mets'
It'll be fun watching him turn triples into singles in that ballpark
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'Nady's Asking Price too High for Yanks'
Insert joke here
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'Jeff Clement unable to pick up First Base Position'
Look for Clement at a slo pitch softball league near you.
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'Bruney Wants to Close'
See Eddie Guardado, Hidecki Matsui
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'Giants sign DeRosa and Uribe'
The most oddly shaped infield in baseball- Sandoval, Uribe, DeRosa, and Sanchez...SUDS?
Maybe thats a headline Eveyday Eddie sees in his imagination.
Mine is 'Dan Kenyon wakes up with Ann-Margret'
Both have the same chance of happening.
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'Lowell Finally to Have Surgery'
He must have needed his thumbs for Christmas wrapping of presents.
----------------------------------------------------
Moyer in Hospital for Third Time'
One step away from the nursing home?
-----------------------------------------------------
'Matsui Wants to Play Outfield'
Walla Walla would like to draft against Ron Shandler
Both have the same chance of happening.
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'Molina Close to Signing with Mets'
It'll be fun watching him turn triples into singles in that ballpark
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'Nady's Asking Price too High for Yanks'
Insert joke here
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'Jeff Clement unable to pick up First Base Position'
Look for Clement at a slo pitch softball league near you.
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'Bruney Wants to Close'
See Eddie Guardado, Hidecki Matsui
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'Giants sign DeRosa and Uribe'
The most oddly shaped infield in baseball- Sandoval, Uribe, DeRosa, and Sanchez...SUDS?