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'Rickey Henderson Declares that Rajai Davis could steal Between 75 and 80 Bases this Year'



'"In My Sleep", Davis says agreeing'



Even in my fifties, 20 year old hollywood starlets call me...wanting me...And then, like Davis, I'll wake up.



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'Reyes Blood Spinning, Beltran still Recovering, Escobar Not expected to be Ready for Opener, KRod Has Pinkeye'



The Mets, already, are in mid-season form.



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'James Loney Believes He Will Hit for More Power this Year'



At the 1B Convention held over the winter, Loney was presented with his third consecutive 'golden man-purse award', emblematic of lack of power befitting a 1B. He nudged Lyle Overbay for the 'honor'.



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'Pablo Sandoval will Wear Prescription Goggles this Year'



This Giant infield (pun intended)just gets better and better!

At 1B- A Kung Fu Panda in goggles

At 2B- A gimpy Sanchez who looks as athletic as Elton John

At SS- A chubby Uribe who lost a few title matches to Kobayashi

At 3B- An aging DeRosa takes over for Rich Aurilia as the "I may not hit as well, but I look better than these guys" role.

At C- Remember Speedy Gonzalez cousin, SloPoke Rodriquez? Ben Molina plays the non-animated version.



[ March 01, 2010, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: DOUGHBOYS ]

I was watching Mike Pelfrey on the phone over at the MLB network. While he was talking they showed clips of him striking people out. After maybe three, they threw in a random clip of a Johan Santana K. I guess they ran out of Pelfrey K's from last year.

"El Caballo" (The Horse) just went a few ticks up my cheatsheet with this news...



"Carlos Lee will miss Thursday and Friday's games as he attends the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo.



Priorities, people. "He has my blessing," Astros manager Brad Mills said. "It's not something that just came up. We had discussed it when he first got here and it's fine; there's no problem." Lee, an avid cattle rancher, left camp after Wednesday's workouts to attend the rodeo, where he has 11 entries."

that just cracks me up! btw- another hawk nickname. he is hard to listen too- but man, he gave a lot of guys some good nicknames.

And Dan Bernstein's (670AM) imitation of the Hawk tops anything that has ever been spoken by the Hawk himself: "Over to you DJ, I hate you".

yep- that is classic. bring back wimpy. dj put me to sleep