Insomnia
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:24 pm
Insomnia...I know the results of the games....The ramifications for my teams...I don't want to mess with free agent threads until I have a clearer head...If it were the off season it would be a great time to study...Might as well bore the Hell out of those reading the Boards....What to write....Nicknames?...I remember when Richie Allen had his great rookie year, after that, he wanted to be called 'Dick'....More respectful in his mind...You know if we put Adam Dunn's nickname together with that of Richie Allen....It would leave us with "The Big Donkey Dick"...That's not nice...A little funny ,but not nice...Forget nicknames... How about a riddle?...
Nine people are trapped in a room with nine big screen tv's for 24 hours... Showing on those tv's for the entire 24 hours are taped White Sox games with Hawk Harrelson at the mike.... After 24 hours, eight of the nine people have committed suicide...Why didn't the last fellow?...
...Deaf White Sox fan...
....Did you guys know that Joe DiMaggio was a chain smoker?....He would always have a rookie have a lit cigarette waiting for him in the dugout after being done in the field...If you ever see old pictures of Joe, look at his teeth...Very dingy...Marilyn Monroe married him!...
... Moonlight Graham, just the name makes me smile...One player from each team gets to go to the All-Star game....Stupid....That was fine when each league had 10 teams...Now?... stupid...Is there a real hands on baseball owner now?... Mark Cuban would have been fun I bet...I miss the Bill Veeck's and Ted Turner's and George Steinbrenner's... They made baseball fun...Steinbrenner story...That's it a Steinbrenner story...
In the late 70's at the Tampa Hotel he owned...During Spring Training, Steinbrenner posted guards in the lobby and hallway to make sure nobody broke curfew...Yankee players were holed up on the second story.... Somebody got the idea to tie bedsheets together and make a "prison break"...A bunch of them shimmied down the makeshift rope and enjoyed their favorite beverages till sun-up...But climbing up the sheets was a larger problem than going down...Especially intoxicated....The only one able to do it was Ron Guidry...Guidry then pulled all of his other teammates to the safety of the balcony...
...They thought they had gotten away with it...That morning, Steinbrenner was on the team bus...He looked out the bus window at his grand hotel and saw the sheets still dangling from the second story window....Pisssed!...He demanded to know whose room it was....Dick Tidrow was a member of the bullpen...No security in that job!... It was his room, he thought about not fessing up, but knew that all Steinbrenner had to do was call his own hotel to find out whose room it belonged to..."It's mine", Tidrow confessed...Steinbrenner stared bullets...Before backing it up verbally..."No, it's mine"... Guidry raised his hand... Ron 'Freakin Cy Young Award Winner' Guidry...Steinbrenner paused..."I like the initiative, guys! Now, lets look sharp today!"...
...Alright...I've bored you enough...I'm tired enough to go back to bed....Insomnia makes me talk like William Shatner....Good night...
Nine people are trapped in a room with nine big screen tv's for 24 hours... Showing on those tv's for the entire 24 hours are taped White Sox games with Hawk Harrelson at the mike.... After 24 hours, eight of the nine people have committed suicide...Why didn't the last fellow?...
...Deaf White Sox fan...
....Did you guys know that Joe DiMaggio was a chain smoker?....He would always have a rookie have a lit cigarette waiting for him in the dugout after being done in the field...If you ever see old pictures of Joe, look at his teeth...Very dingy...Marilyn Monroe married him!...
... Moonlight Graham, just the name makes me smile...One player from each team gets to go to the All-Star game....Stupid....That was fine when each league had 10 teams...Now?... stupid...Is there a real hands on baseball owner now?... Mark Cuban would have been fun I bet...I miss the Bill Veeck's and Ted Turner's and George Steinbrenner's... They made baseball fun...Steinbrenner story...That's it a Steinbrenner story...
In the late 70's at the Tampa Hotel he owned...During Spring Training, Steinbrenner posted guards in the lobby and hallway to make sure nobody broke curfew...Yankee players were holed up on the second story.... Somebody got the idea to tie bedsheets together and make a "prison break"...A bunch of them shimmied down the makeshift rope and enjoyed their favorite beverages till sun-up...But climbing up the sheets was a larger problem than going down...Especially intoxicated....The only one able to do it was Ron Guidry...Guidry then pulled all of his other teammates to the safety of the balcony...
...They thought they had gotten away with it...That morning, Steinbrenner was on the team bus...He looked out the bus window at his grand hotel and saw the sheets still dangling from the second story window....Pisssed!...He demanded to know whose room it was....Dick Tidrow was a member of the bullpen...No security in that job!... It was his room, he thought about not fessing up, but knew that all Steinbrenner had to do was call his own hotel to find out whose room it belonged to..."It's mine", Tidrow confessed...Steinbrenner stared bullets...Before backing it up verbally..."No, it's mine"... Guidry raised his hand... Ron 'Freakin Cy Young Award Winner' Guidry...Steinbrenner paused..."I like the initiative, guys! Now, lets look sharp today!"...
...Alright...I've bored you enough...I'm tired enough to go back to bed....Insomnia makes me talk like William Shatner....Good night...