K-Rod Owners KO'ed
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:16 am
The torn ligament is a bigger blow for K-Rod owners than K-Rod himself....
After having surgery on his thumb, K-Rod intends on joining the Senior Boxers Circuit. Honorarily obtaining the license with the recent match against his father-in-law.
His agent has set up a fight with 79 year old, Roscoe Tucker. Tuckers nickname, in short, is "Tough" Tucker. The word "Tough" fits on his warmup/sleeping jacket. It is short for "Toughest sombitch at the Toledo Nursing Home". Roscoe has scored 12 straight PO's. In senior boxing, TKO's and KO's are too strenuous. They are replaced with PD's (Push Downs) and PO's (Push Overs)
The venue for the fight is still being disputed. "Tough" has a hard time getting in and out of vehicles, and would like a straight trip from his bed. K-Rod likes saying that he got his first win at Citi Field, a huge venue.
Don King has also been in contact with K-Rod. Not to promote him, but to fight him. He liked the promotional idea of:
'King- KRod- Colossal in Cleveland!!'
King bowed out though, when told that canes were not allowed in the ring.
If K-Rod survives "Tough", He'll train hard and take on his mother-in-law next. The Senior Circuit has an open door policy in regards to gender. Irene Ryan was a five time champ.
K-Rod explained, "Striking out a batter with the bases loaded? That is easy compared to hitting your mother-in-law. I thank God for the strength to do both."
After having surgery on his thumb, K-Rod intends on joining the Senior Boxers Circuit. Honorarily obtaining the license with the recent match against his father-in-law.
His agent has set up a fight with 79 year old, Roscoe Tucker. Tuckers nickname, in short, is "Tough" Tucker. The word "Tough" fits on his warmup/sleeping jacket. It is short for "Toughest sombitch at the Toledo Nursing Home". Roscoe has scored 12 straight PO's. In senior boxing, TKO's and KO's are too strenuous. They are replaced with PD's (Push Downs) and PO's (Push Overs)
The venue for the fight is still being disputed. "Tough" has a hard time getting in and out of vehicles, and would like a straight trip from his bed. K-Rod likes saying that he got his first win at Citi Field, a huge venue.
Don King has also been in contact with K-Rod. Not to promote him, but to fight him. He liked the promotional idea of:
'King- KRod- Colossal in Cleveland!!'
King bowed out though, when told that canes were not allowed in the ring.
If K-Rod survives "Tough", He'll train hard and take on his mother-in-law next. The Senior Circuit has an open door policy in regards to gender. Irene Ryan was a five time champ.
K-Rod explained, "Striking out a batter with the bases loaded? That is easy compared to hitting your mother-in-law. I thank God for the strength to do both."