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Here's a list of things we probably won't see this off season.

But dang, it'd be nice to see them happen for entertainment value...



10. Adam Dunn signs with the Rockies or Yankees.

With Colorado, I just want to see how far a Dunn clobbered ball can go. In New York, home runs in right field look better than any other park in the Bigs...



9. Jonathon Papelbon is traded to the Phils for a package including Brad Lidge...



8. Lance Berkman signs with the Rangers, giving them Elvis and Fat Elvis...



7. Contract year.

Milton Bradley starts working out...



6. Jayson Werth signs with the Giants.

All Giant players to wear beards this year...



5. Carl Pavano and Javier Vazquez sign with the Yankees...



4. Carl Crawford signs with the Yankees.

Giving them an outfield of Gardner, Granderson, and Crawford...



TIME OUT- I don't like the term 'Non-tendered'.

Instead of non-tendered, let's say that a player has been traded to a team to be named later...TIME IN



3. The Red Sox trade Papelbon for Jason Bay...





2. The Cubs sign Mark Prior and Kerry Wood...



1. Swooping in after Midnight to his home, the Red Sox offer Derek Jeter an extra year and more money. Jeter signs with the Red Sox...